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Xanthippe Kang, but you can call me Xan. No, actually. Like, please call me Xan. Who the fuck names their kid Xanthippe???? Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Kim Yubin or YG Entertainment. This blog is for entertainment purposes only, and shouldn't be taken seriously. 

[hayley-meyers]

No complaining from me.

[xanthippekang-blog]

Awesome. You free now? We can go now, if you’d like.

[yukinefox-blog]

It’s never a good thing if you start rapping, Xan… You probably scared everyone away. Why did I invite you out again? 

[xanthippekang-blog]

Wow, rude. I’ll have you know I’m a great rapper. Sort of. You invited me out because I’m your main bitch and you wanted to spend time with me, clearly. Don’t ask questions you know the answer to.

[hayley-meyers]

I didn’t do anything except yammer at you until you forgot what you were doing.

[xanthippekang-blog]

You distracted me from my mess of a life. I think that deserves a little spoiling for the day, no?

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That awkward moment

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Oh wow! Well I was born and raised in the Bronx so just say the word and I can show you around. I know a couple of pretty choice hot spots you’d like.

[xanthippekang-blog]

I’d definitely be down for that. We should make a marathon hotspots or something; a new place every Friday.

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That awkward moment

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Hell yes! I’m pumped. So are you a native New Yorker or a transplant?

[xanthippekang-blog]

Oooh, transplant...I like that, I’m gonna use that now. Yeah, no I was born in South Korea.....and then I lived here for a while, and then I went back to Seoul for a while, and now I’m here again. What about you? Fellow transplant? Or can you show me around? Show me some cool little hotspots a foreigner wouldn’t know about?

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That awkward moment

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Yeah, its official. I like you. 

[xanthippekang-blog]

I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Full of bashing perverts and being awesome. 

[fy-wondergirls]

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[michitae]

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[jessecoale-blog]

D’you think grandparents ever get tired of asking us about when we’re going to settle down, or is it just too much fun for them to interrogate us?

[xanthippekang-blog]

What would they relentlessly pester us about if they stopped that? My grandparents are racist as fuck; there’s a huge stigma in South Korea about Korean girls dating boys who aren’t Korean...I tend to ignore my grandparents, honestly.

[thetane-pelesa-blog]

Most days I’ve learned that I truly need to learn how to cook because I can’t keep eating take-out for the rest of my life. Seriously, the chinese place a few blocks away called me after two weeks of not ordering them to make sure I wasn’t dead and they offered me a free meal.

[xanthippekang-blog]

Hey, what’s wrong with take-out? When I lived in Seoul, I lived on take out. Although, if learning to cook is that important to you, I could probably give you a few tips.

[hayley-meyers]

Well now you’re spoiling me!

[xanthippekang-blog]

Hey, embrace it! You deserve it!

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That awkward moment

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Of course I’m in. You think I would say no to free drinks? Are you free Friday night?

[xanthippekang-blog]

I’m free almost every night....so yes. Let’s do it. Tear up the town.

[xanthippekang-blog]

text||xan

Luci: ding ding ding! you got it right!

Luci: at least i'm not losing control of my life and making chocolate pudding.

Xan: truuu

Xan: i am not high as balls. Can i still have cookies?

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That awkward moment

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Probably. So gross. Well all my staff were there and know what he looks like. That way he’s not allowed back in! Problem solved.

[xanthippekang-blog]

Serves him right. What a dick. You deserve free drinks on me after that. To cheer you up and restore your faith in humanity. You in?

[xanthippekang-blog]

text||xan

Luci: i am making cookies

Luci: making cookies at 3 in the morning means two things. one: you're high as balls and two: you're high as balls.

Xan: lemme guess

Xan: you're high as balls?

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That awkward moment

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Oh of course! “I’m just complimenting a pretty lady. Don’t get your panties in a twist.” He had that mouth breather, creepy old man thing going for him.

[xanthippekang-blog]

How fucking disgusting. I think the worst part is probably that he doesn’t even see what he was doing wrong, the pervert.

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That awkward moment

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I wish I had. I flipped him off and he called me a bitch. So I asked him to leave.

[xanthippekang-blog]

Wow, not letting him harass you. How absolutely bitchy. Did he say something about it being a compliment or something too?