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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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The Infamous KDOC New Year's Special (And how to view deleted YouTubes on the Wayback Machine)
In 2012-2013 Jamie Kennedy hosted a godawful New Year's Eve special on KDOC in Los Angeles. There was no tape delay, the special guests were all drunk at best, the host was attempting to make topical jokes that all aged immediately before he said them, and it's basically a car crash. Kennedy tried the next day to claim it was INTENTIONALLY bad but I don't think anyone believed him.
Anyway, it lives in Youtube Content Strike purgatory except for a very carefully edited 6 minute montage. But the almost-full broadcast was captured by the Wayback Machine in January 2013.
But how do you watch it, since 2013 YouTube still used Flash? Well, there's a way to pull a captured YouTube video file straight out of the Wayback Machine: Visit (or right click -> Download):
https://web.archive.org/web/2oe_/http://wayback-fakeurl.archive.org/yt/esQkNaNZdNQ
Changing everything after yt/ to the Youtube video ID that you want will pull whatever the most recent version of that video was recorded in the Wayback Machine. You don't have control over what format you get, but a video you have to watch in VLC is better than a deleted video.
If you start it at 11:18 it should line up with midnight. But fortunately everyone on the show had different clocks so as long as you're in that 60 second window someone will probably get it right.
Help my best friend's best friend!
Hey y'all! My bestest friend since high school has an adorable white Great Pyr mix named Kibeth (yes after the dog in the Garth Nix books). She has recently had trouble walking and been in a lot of pain and it was determined that she needed some very expensive surgery on one of her legs. Any little bit helps, and if you can't help, please consider sharing. We'd love to get the big sentient rug all the help she can get as quickly as possible.
Fundraiser by Lauren Greenhalgh : Help Kibeth Walk Again: Surgery Needed
this is still the funniest transition raymond chandler ever wrote
we are so fcuking babk baybeee
English added by me :)
when i first moved in with my roommate, she was constantly throwing up and attributed it to some unexplainable chronic issue. after a year with me here, she's learned a lot about proper food preparation and storage, as well as having me sort of on top of managing groceries, and she almost never gets sick like that anymore.
anyway i think that woman might be one of a kind but just in case she's not: if you find yourself having frequent tummy troubles with no clear explanation... maybe just. try refreshing your food safety knowledge. (also don't forget to wash your water bottle). like, chances are you've been doing everything right and there's some other reason. but there's a nonzero chance that something you assumed was common sense is actually incorrect and you've been repeatedly making yourself sick.
people think kitchen management is totally easy and intuitive (prolly something to do with it being degraded as "women's work" but i digress) but there's science to food safety. and the people who raised you may have failed to teach you properly, whether through negligence or through not knowing everything themselves. it can't hurt to double check your knowledge here, just in case.
My mother, who raised three children to adulthood, recently reheated a serving of lasagna by...putting the whole lasagna back in the oven, and then leaving it on the counter to cool before putting it in the fridge.
Apparently, this is how she's "always done it."
Many of my school absences have now been explained.
Top three things to check for if chronically ill before getting into expensive doctor stuff:
Food safety
Carbon monoxide
Mold
I hate that they keep making samus sexy. Like i know its kind of her brand back to like the 1980s bikini ending from the original metroid but miss girl has like 3 different kinds of dna and shes like huge. One of the types of dna is from ancient bird people and the other is jellyfish parasites. So like yes she could be sexy but it should be in a monster way. Monster bikini lady that we are robbed of every day. This has been a public service announcement.
oh hey I got commissioned to draw something like that a while ago
I love it 🥺
cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about
Really love this moment when they sat on this old red sofa with their hands overlapped
Chun-Li & Cammy by @MorryEvans
Windows 10 - HD DVD movie
X-Women by in a fantastic series of pieces by Jhony Caballero (2024-2025)
I have been playing dwarf fortress bc my gf introduced me to it and I've done several runs.
This last world I rolled is called the Oracular Lands and the summation u need to know of the history is that several demons popped up and staunchly refused to go to war, instead doing civil development. The goblins and dwarves were mostly writing books and being chill, unless a monster fucked with their house. The elves and humans hated a single goblin city so much the histories recorded ten separate raids before it was razed. The only time a demon got into wars was bc it adopted the goblins and kept having a rivalry with 1 single elf general. All wars became v short and uneventful when the elf was replaced. The few dragons spawned tended to kill everything until stopped by either an unnamed dwarf, an unnamed goblin, or a blind cave ogre. A blind cave ogre killed 9/12 big fuck off disaster beasts. The books being written all were either about the failings of current political structures or irrigation. Otherwise they were about visions of making it to the moon and a multi century debate on who would get there first. The only books that didnt fit the above were a single necromancer writing travel guides to his tower bc he kept building shit and hoping for tourists.
My latest fort was a whole 4 z levels above the first cavern. As in the surface embark, then me digging down three looking for stone and soil poked a hole into the caverns.
This gave me a whole plateau with easily defensible angles on the rest of the cavern. It has an overhang above a huge underground lake that I can very easily put a well on with a grate one level down to keep anything from flying up it. And I have a p straight shot to making a fishing outpost down there that I can secure.
The only thing above ground is, I think, gonna be surface farming bc I like having variety for my dworf food.
I need you all to understand though that I made this embark with the sole idea that they'd die to me fucking up practicing punching through an aquifer or something. I have no plan here.
But through the power of fucking around, this new fort shall prosper. In spite of it all.
the thing that makes me giggle about edmond dantes is that he is completely and hilariously committed to the bit. Like when danglars comes to him after losing 70,000 francs edmond:
- makes him wait
- walks in dressed as the abbe busoni
- walks out
- Then walks back in again as the count of monte cristo
- apologises for making danglars wait, as he was sooo busy