JuniperBlr

The name's Juniper! I'm doing my best. If you know me IRL and see this blog... no you don't. I really like coffee, playing music, and tinkering. 24 || 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her || gay af women too pretty

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[juniperblr]

I have made this! It was ok! I'm just not a big fan of Guinness, but if you like that and monster, I'm sure this is great.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[juniperblr]

You see time used to be accurate! It used to mean something! But that was The Before Times.

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[katlovesshrimps]

let her scroll up to clean your feed

[juniperblr]

Every time I've seen this post I've moved her up and down a little bit along the way while making *sque-squeak sque-squeak* cleaning noises.

[closet-keys]

it's sad to me that cis people never apply their "loved one with a wanted-pregnancy" script to medical transition. like cis people often indicate they don't know how to react to hearing about medical transition, but a huge portion of that social script is directly applicable.

tell someone "congratulations!" tell them "I'm so happy for you. I know you've been trying for a really long time." ask them "do you need help with anything?" throw them a party with loved ones where you all give them some gifts in acknowledgement of how expensive it is. celebrate how far along they are. take photos with them so they have a record of being loved while their body changes. allow them to voice fears and doubts and anxieties about how it'll go, and reassure them that they'll get through the intense medical procedure coming up & you'll be there for support no matter what. let them tell you about the gross parts and laugh together. really listen to them when they talk about how amazing and profound it is that the human body can do this. share in their excitement for beginning a new stage of their life.

If there are complications, comfort them and help them navigate what's next. If they lose access suddenly due to finances or criminalization, treat it like a miscarriage and hold them while they grieve.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[illness-deactivated20180325]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

I fucked up

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[mothloverer]

moth

[juniperblr]

[plaguedocboi]

My Babypod…

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

[juniperblr]

Item: The Glowing Code Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game can you not complete without cheat codes?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I think a lot of the best early games, even ones that started series we know today like Metroid or The Legend of Zelda, are important. They were groundbreaking. They also very much fall apart against today's standards. Bombing random walls to find an item/path with no indication it's even there is *rough*. It made sense for the era, we had hard arcade games, game magazines for hints, and we were learning. And we learned!

I would like to have a guide to reference if I ever play the original Metroid all the way through, but Metroid: Zero Mission is the best way to experience that game's story today. But I enjoyed fiddling around with the cheat codes for the NES version.

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑