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they will never understand our vision. of the worst ship we can think up
Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
male dwarves
without beards
with beards
mustaches only
Imagine you meet an alien that's entirely blood and fat. Like all the white blood cells and red blood cells and lipids kept in your body are just out there. That's their entire body, a blob of blood jelly. Even their brain is completely fluid. They constantly forget things and don't seem to notice the connection
They see electricity, the same electricity of your brain. If something is not charged they can't see anything at all, and a room of non-conductive objects would be a complete sensory deprecation chamber. They can see a little bit, but they are nearly blind and only use it to notice sudden changes. If you flash a light at them they scream. Instead they just bring a device that generates a charge everywhere they go. They claim their whole planet is charged, but you have doubts
This apparently allows them to see secrets of the universe. They knew about the big bang through out their entire history, because they can apparently just see the beginning of the universe. They find it beautiful, but not all that interesting. You are jealous
Despite being in space, they have not yet discovered steel or had the industrial revolution. It's basically still alchemists and philosophers, but the alchemy and philosophy works and got them to space. You are no longer jealous
They rely on the temperature being way below 40 degrees Fahrenheit so all the fat stays solid and frozen, and die if it's warm. They consider you burning
They get all their energy from air, like eating, to the point they cannot hold their breath at all. They get other things from food, but refuse to prepare it aside from digestion. They just plop it in basically untouched
They age in dog years, dying a few months after turning 9, and only reach adulthood at age 4. That's an absurd amount of time to spend as a child. The one you met is apparently 5 and considers himself a mature adult. The tantrums say otherwise. Yes, he also has arcane knowledge naturally. You are more surprised they live this long considering everything else about them
They have 4 genders and assigned you one, maybe randomly. Kind of rude, apparently very complex, but they have no idea how to explain it. You aren't asking
You are an Eridian and have just met a human. You must now convince your mate to let you keep them.
Im honesly just done with the gay life since other then the sex its nit realy me yes i do like to get sexualy junked up by a juiced hunk but i feel like im sup9sed to adhear to then culture do act like im someone im not when everyody else in the baltamore scene is a broke busted bi5ch with no style or fashon sense i spend so much time dolling myself up just to get sexed up by a gross guy with no hobies other then childish shit like fcking playing ZELDA all day btw they are always airees fuck aires men for realllll but it is evidant that i dont fit in to the gay comunity at all its just not me im forced 2 fit the sterotypes when the real me just wants to queen out with my girlies talking shit and drinking tinis chilling out watching drag shows on netflix and making tixtocs none of this other shit but other then getting manhandled so good by teunks every night from erotic sex i think i might never of been gay to begin eith
Box in a box
i love shitty eridians
Happy pride month to these three goobers
the Leather Archives & Museum here in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and
why is it always oh she’s tough but has a secret feminine side why can’t she just be tough without any stereotypical girl interests when men are weak the validating character moment seems to come from other masculine guys seeing their worth/intelligence or whatever not them secretly also like working out in secret
And like yes I know the answer is probably because all of the depictions of strong women without a “feminine side” are negative but can’t popular culture move past needing that aspect to make a woman acceptable to us
Might change my name in ow for real cos theres too many funny british men on there who dont understand theyre not funny
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman
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You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust
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A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!
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