no control

pray we stay young, stay made of lighting.

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

*looks at my own blog*

this is the kind of content i come to tumblr dot com for

[daddywhorebucks]

[patrik-star]

that looks like the toilet plunger i threw out yesterday

that aint no toilet plunger that heres an antique its a umm a errm a 17th century souffle you see

man was i using mine wrong, how much?

5 bucks

i only got 7

DEAL!

patrick star you are one smart shopper

[dustbats-deactivated20170918]

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

[ten-and-donna]

Literally crying

[pursuitofhappinessss]

this is my favorite post on this website

[ruinedchildhood]

[floweir-deactivated20180902]

[babil6]

[zquad2016]

He stopped by to say hi when my kids and I were making pizzas. My kids were doing their own little pizzas and they couldn’t slide them off the pan. Harry goes, ‘Well, did you put down enough flour so they wouldn’t stick?’ My husband says, ‘How in the world do you know that?’ and my little girl chimes in, ‘Oh, he used to work for a bakery, dad. Everyone knows that.’

Cindy Crawford on pizza night with Harry and her family (x)

[thunderoad]

niall’s mix is all these songs abt having ur heart broken and moving on without wanting to let go and like…wtf who hurt u neil

[addelburgh]

[mittenhugs-deactivated20141226]

It’s a ham sandwich

[nohetero]

like was that really fucking nessecary

you all have to sleep in that spot

[boooksandcleverness]

I can’t wait until I’m 45 and singing Midnight Memories drunk at a karaoke bar by myself because I never learned to love anything more than I love one direction

[valgaut-deactivated20170407]

[niallhgifs]

@NiallOfficial: Niall day hahaha. What’s this about ? What did I do now ?

[littleblackdress93]

“Would you guys like another couch” “No we are good”

[taco-bell-rey]

You can’t spell shade without Kate Sanders 

[gredta]

drag him