held together by badly done crochet and fandoms

[queerbookbitch]

INTRO POST

the amazing moodboard(that I cropped horribly) was made by my dear moot @purple-dinosaur27 (Forgive me for getting rid of Amy and terry b99 fans

my tags:

#the real bitch: me talking about real life things

#mooties!!!!: me responding to my lovely moots asks

#qbb's greatest hits: my most popular posts

#queerbookbitch's countdown: my countdown for good omens season three(warning: it is very long. like color of the sky level long)

formerly @justletmereadhungergames

ketterdam rp blog for joost: @i-only-have-two-problems

rp blog for Matthias helvar: @the-ice-does-not-forgive

good omens rp blog for Muriel!: @37th-order-scrivener

@queerbookbitchs-fav-fanart (pretty self explanatory, mostly bloodymary rn)

I'm also queerbookbitch on ao3 and discord, written the same, and Ineffabletheaterkid on spotify

Age:<16

Name: what are you, a cop? fine with any nicknames tho(the ones my friends use include: chapstick, sea salt, sea salt and vinegar, Lesbico by @superior-interests)

gender: every time I try to think about this I black out and wake up with another book on my bookstack and another open ao3 tab, so whatever you think my gender is is fine by me(get creative with it)

pronouns: any(again, get creative with it)

sexuality: lesbian, ace, demiromantic

fandoms: there's a LOT so get comfortable:

the grishaverse(ESPECIALLY SIX OF CROWS, WESPER MY BELOVED)

good omens(show and book, my brain is just the final fifteen at this point, I still haven't processed the finale and I don't know if I ever will) fuck neil Gaiman btw)

The hunger games(I can't wait for nov 26 2026)

the amazing digital circus

Brooklyn 99(gina linetti and rosa Diaz are everything I aspire to be)

the good place(jearimy bearimy baby)

project Hail Mary(fist me :D)

Alice oseman(ive read all of her books except I was born for this and nick and Charlie)

gravity falls(my friends won't let me summon bill when we hang out :( because they hate me/j)

the knives out movies

what we do in the shadows

amelie farren

and others I almost certainly forgot

Send me any asks :D ill answer literally anything that isn't a tag game(im fine with them, I just probably won't answer)

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[king-of-oreo]

The heirs

Because the cashier at the bookshop recommended it bc of a different book I was looking for

Physical

[queerbookbitch]

crooked kingdom

its my fav book and I'm making a grishaverse dictionary

physical

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: pt. 10/?

I love Eva Stratt and her platonic, miraculously alive wife Doctor Captain Ryland Grace and his platonic soulmate Rocky from Erid 💕

Part 9

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[nexus-nox]

Grace unironically threatens to lick the Xenonite tunnels when Rocky is being unreasonable.

*gracerocky arguing*

“If you keep talking I am going to LICK THE XENONITE”

“GRACE NO. DISGUST DISGUST DISGUST”

“TRY ME”

[queerbookbitch]

any day where I can make a good omens reference is a good day

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

Anyway this is what i spent my morning on

[draconym]

One thing about me is that I love looking up lists of things on Wikipedia. Just now I was looking up the names of hex colors and I learned about zomp.

Top tier color. Naming my firstborn Zomp now. #zomp

[fraddit]

Haunted house horror movie where the humans are house flippers and the audience is rooting for the ghost to kill them before they tear down all crown molding and paint all the wood.

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[agoldenplum]

Thanks @slightlylightly founded by Sunny Somrat, This is  SSFood Challenge

The players in and around Bangladesh play and are rewarded with food even losers get food. The combination of colorful games and the feel-good factor of nobody going home empty-handed has given Somrat a genuine hit.

[espiricalesper]

ok new tag game (it seems i’m getting addicted to these now)

what’s your most niche blorbo/ship? and i don’t just mean rarepair, i mean you can count on one hand the number of people you’ve met who’ve even heard of the source media, let alone care about the characters level of niche

i’ll go first! mine is conrad birdie/harvey johnson from bye bye birdie (the 60s satirical musical about guy-who-definitely-isn’t-elvis). i’ve never seen a single other soul post something with these two in the same post, and the bbb tag is entirely filled with gifsets and polls. i’m in rarepair hell

tags: @1lluminae-files @idiot-in-the-walls @makothedorito @affocream-nation-lives @sweetest-starlight @json-derulo ++ open tags!!

[idiot-in-the-walls]

This is from Rings of Power, but Galadriel and königin I think??? I haven’t watched it in a year but I haven’t seen anything for those two. Let people be lesbians 😔

@cheese-on-toasty-bread @very-gay-poet @manesetgalaxies @grilledcheesegobblin @weirdo-with-a-potato + open tags :)

[cheese-on-toasty-bread]

oh shit uhhhhhhh

xiao wei and beatrice....? first one i could think of and i haven't really seen much for them. if you cant date him, date his sister ig

tags uhhhh @mothusingtheinternet @triflesandtea @the-lady-stardust28 @angelwings-onfire @nether-demon-warthog @elliotthasautismhomles @oxymoronicdumbass2 +open tags

[nether-demon-warthog]

oh yes this is my thing.

probably, from the magnus archives, gerry keay, daisy tonner, and jon sims <3

tags.. @queerbookbitch @hyperani @ihavenoconsistentinterests @a-weather-eye-on-the-horizon @hyperani @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme and open tags

[queerbookbitch]

uhh maybe joost and Rutger from chapter one of six of crows

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[bell-loved]

world changing post

[chucktaylorupset]

and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled

[chucktaylorupset]

in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That

[chucktaylorupset]

good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen

[guooey]

[atlasblinked]

willing to share him

[boethiah]

if you knit then “to frog” means “to completely unravel a piece of work” so basically i read this as a threat to tear me limb from limb

[a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form]

reblog to tear a person from limb to limb

[queerbookbitch]

being a good omens fan as well as a fan of like...sci fi is crazy because their go-to space location to say like 60% is Alpha Centauri and I am just being so very normal about that. just an all around casual fan

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[queerbookbitch]

@your-local-cryptid-049 in the best way possible this is how I feel talking to you