not your prince charming

Xavier Andrew Herondale Romani, Eighteen, Pureblood Italian, Prankster, Gryffindor, Chaser "To love is to destroy. To be loved is to be the one destroyed."

[tovfie]

"And your prank wasn’t? We’re two kindred souls, aren’t we."

[xavierxromani]

"I did it because they were talking shit about Grace!"

[maddiefck-deactivated20150518]

"Are you sure that’s bed hair and not sex hair? Either way you should probably find a comb"

[xavierxromani]

"I haven't gotten laid in months. I refuse to. This makes me look like a rockstar, and therefore, it stays."

[lyraofc-blog]

"Oh… sorry, I – I didn’t mean to stare or made it seem like I was staring. But really, a spoon?"

[xavierxromani]

"You'd be surprised at the damage a spoon can do."

[xavierxromani]

aveelaxfatima:

“I’d like to keep both of my eyes. So, let’s not do that. What’s wrong, though?”

"I still feel like shit."

[xavierxromani]

"What? Never seen a guy with bed hair before? I know I look like shit, so please, stop staring before I stab your eyes out with a spoon."

[jinxics]

Well, that’s one way to look at it.

[xavierxromani]

So yeah. I'm fine.

[tovfie]

"Relax, Xavier. It was just a joke, but I’ll still take the ice cream."

[xavierxromani]

That's mean!

[aveelaxfatima]

“Just wanted to see how you were, that’s all.”

[xavierxromani]

"I'm swell, Fatima, but thanks for checking up on me."

[sclwvns]

"Well I was going to ask for a cuddle, but I guess not. I’ll be back when you’re in a better mood."

[xavierxromani]

"Cuddles can wait later, Al. Sorry but not in the mood."

[jinxics]

You sure about that?

[xavierxromani]

I'm alive, so there's that... I guess?

[tovfie]

"You…you would really stab me in the back?"

[xavierxromani]

"Oh Merlin you're crying! Ah fuck, do you want ice cream or tissues or--?"

[xavierxromani]

why are you pissy

You would be if your rib cage was bruised and you broke a bone.

[xavierxromani]

"What do you want?"

[xavierxromani]

xavier just had some veritaserum

also known as honesty hour to muggles. take advantage of him now!

[tovfie]

"Oh, I’m sure. At least Grace would get in far less trouble than I would. Eh, when we became friends I wasn’t even a prefect yet so that’s hardly relevant. Though just for the record, I regret nothing.”

[xavierxromani]

"True, true, so very true. Oh, everyone regrets being friends with me sooner or later. Mostly because I get them into trouble with me. After all;  all for one and for all!"

[jinxics]

“Wow, and I missed that?”

[xavierxromani]

Indeed you did.

[captainryangraves]

"Yes you are." He said with a chuckle. "Of course you are."

[xavierxromani]

"I am! And to think I was going to be your wing man for Grace," he clucked, shaking his head.