"And your prank wasn’t? We’re two kindred souls, aren’t we."
"I did it because they were talking shit about Grace!"
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@xavierxromani
"And your prank wasn’t? We’re two kindred souls, aren’t we."
"I did it because they were talking shit about Grace!"
"Are you sure that’s bed hair and not sex hair? Either way you should probably find a comb"
"I haven't gotten laid in months. I refuse to. This makes me look like a rockstar, and therefore, it stays."
"Oh… sorry, I – I didn’t mean to stare or made it seem like I was staring. But really, a spoon?"
"You'd be surprised at the damage a spoon can do."
aveelaxfatima:
“I’d like to keep both of my eyes. So, let’s not do that. What’s wrong, though?”
"I still feel like shit."
"What? Never seen a guy with bed hair before? I know I look like shit, so please, stop staring before I stab your eyes out with a spoon."
Well, that’s one way to look at it.
So yeah. I'm fine.
"Relax, Xavier. It was just a joke, but I’ll still take the ice cream."
That's mean!
“Just wanted to see how you were, that’s all.”
"I'm swell, Fatima, but thanks for checking up on me."
"Well I was going to ask for a cuddle, but I guess not. I’ll be back when you’re in a better mood."
"Cuddles can wait later, Al. Sorry but not in the mood."
You sure about that?
I'm alive, so there's that... I guess?
"You…you would really stab me in the back?"
"Oh Merlin you're crying! Ah fuck, do you want ice cream or tissues or--?"
why are you pissy
You would be if your rib cage was bruised and you broke a bone.
"What do you want?"
also known as honesty hour to muggles. take advantage of him now!
"Oh, I’m sure. At least Grace would get in far less trouble than I would. Eh, when we became friends I wasn’t even a prefect yet so that’s hardly relevant. Though just for the record, I regret nothing.”
"True, true, so very true. Oh, everyone regrets being friends with me sooner or later. Mostly because I get them into trouble with me. After all; all for one and for all!"
“Wow, and I missed that?”
Indeed you did.
"Yes you are." He said with a chuckle. "Of course you are."
"I am! And to think I was going to be your wing man for Grace," he clucked, shaking his head.