HEY ARNOLD! SENTENCE STARTERS [PART I]
"Wind's in the east. I should probably shoot for the gap between second and third."
"Just try not to get hit, okay?"
"Who taught you how to play baseball, YOUR LOONY GRANDMA?"
"Alright already. Keep your shirt on, for all our sakes."
"Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well, I wish I knew what to tell you."
"Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!"
"..Don't hit me; I'll hit me. I'm crazy..."
"Wow, you really are crazy. Wanna join our club?"
"Should we do our own make up, or will the crew do it?"
"I'd rather watch paint dry."
"Sorry. I felt a huge burp coming up and I was trying to keep it down."
"Well, did you try going down to the dump and yelling 'sooey'?"
"'Brilliant' does pretty much describe me."
"Well, it's not working, and it's making me sick."
"It does kinda bring a tear to your eye."
"That's just the onions."
"Thanks. I really appreciate all that you've done for me. You know, except the part where you made me go blind."
"Whew. Good thing I saw — uh, I mean — smelled that cab coming."
"Yeah, you know how it is when you lose one of your senses. The others just kind of kick into overdrive. Speaking of which, you might want to try a stronger deodorant."
"Oh, Happy Groundhog's Day, everybody. Yippee! I saw my shadow — and you know what that means!"
"Um, fellas. Is it just me, or is the floor moving?"
"I think, you're thinking what I'm thinking."
"That's even better than what I was thinking!"
"Can you get your arm off my shoulder? As I've told you many times before I don't like you like you, I just like you."
"I can't believe how handsome you're getting, the way your body's growing to match the unusual shape of your head."
"Oww, you hurt my hand. I'm going to sue you!"
"I'm gonna get some gum. Plain-flavored gum."
"It means weird, and that's a major understatement. I mean, the boy's wearing pajamas for heaven's sake."
"I wanted to go as pirates."
"We're all going as aliens because the whole purpose of Halloween is to scare people and make them give you candy."
"Aliens are coming to destroy the Earth!"
"The news is all over town. The city is in panic."
"Go humans, go! Go humans, go! Fight, fight, fight!"
"All I wanted was the hat... and world domination, but for right now, just the hat. Is that too much to ask?"
"The Jolly Olly man's gone insane! He's passing out free ice-cream! Come on down!"
"No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!"
"Okay. More ice-cream for me."
"Did you happen to see a collection of seemingly useless junk randomly arranged behind a curtain in my closet for no apparent reason?"
"Did anybody ever tell you you look like some kind of bronzed Greek god these days?"
"Are you trying to make me sick or something?"
"I'm gonna run for President. Pookie, you can be my campaign manager. What's our slogan?"
"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
"How about you let me kick, young fella?"
"Aren't you afraid you're gonna fall down and break your hip?"
"My hip is made of rock hard plastic! Watch this!"
"There was this old lady on the bus, and she had pink hair, and a peg leg... and one eyebrow. And she had a bunch of shopping bags, and she must have taken my bag by mistake."
"What is this clear wall blocking us from outside?"
"It's a door. I'll get it for you."
"I'm telling you, I don't really know anything about fashion."
"Hmmm. Okay, tell me this: do red and orange go together?"
"Of course not. You know that, and I know that. But try to tell that to her — she doesn't listen."
"Oh I'm just peachy. My dad's joining some wacky spiritual group, brain-washed my mom and sister and is planning to take us all to Oregon to live in a hut, out in nature to sing songs and eat bark."
"It could happen, there could be a prehistoric fish in city park."
"There comes a time in every youngster's life when he's ready to take on Big Caesar! And you boys... well, you're not ready yet, but I'm tired of waitin'."
"There is no way we're fishing in a swan boat."
"I can't believe we're fishing in a swan boat."
"I see you brought your lawyer."
"No electricity? No T.V? No Popcorn? No deal! I'm out of here."
"Hey, if you can't tough if out 24 hours, than maybe you should leave.
"Oh, so you don't think I'm tough enough, is that it? Well, I'll show you, I can stand be anywhere for 24 hours. Even locked in a controlled environment, with you!"
"Just brilliant. You don't even know you're own phone number."
"Hey, look. The subway. We're saved!"
"Yeah, great idea, genius. Only one little problem — it costs money to take the subway, and we don't have any."
"Then we'll just jump the gate. No one ever gets caught. Come on!"
"One, I'm not gonna ride that Clown Bike. Two, It doesn't belong to us."
"Can you give us a ride into town?"
"There some crazy midget clowns that want to kill us!"
"That's great! Spending the whole day in an ice-cream truck, stuffing your face with ice-cream!"
"But he's a stingy, mean spirited jerk, who hates kids and is constantly teetering on the brink of insanity."
"Everything's always gotta be perfect for you doesn't it."
"I can't believe you. I followed you for two weeks straight, all because of a bet."
"Why fight it? It's working."
"Maybe you should try using psychology."
"I bet she thinks I'm a geek 'cause my dad cuts my hair with a bowl."
"I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo!"
"Why are you reading this junk? Oh, right, you have a crush."
"I like poetry, it has nothing to do with her."
"You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita."
"Yes, chicks dig the purr!"
"Sometimes my pants... they talk."
"Okay, what are your demands?"
"My demands? I, I want two Yahoo sodas and, and a meatball sub!"
"Easy squeezy, lemon peasy."
"Ow! That baseball hit me right in the head!"
"You got dangerous lumber, kid."
"WALK? It'll take days! We'll freeze to death! We'll be eaten by pigeons, or worse... eaten by RATS! I hate rats!"
"Sun goes down, stay above ground."
"There is no way I'm taking the subway."
"I can't believe I'm taking the subway."
"I'm the only ex-cop in this town brave enough to take on this job."
"That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life!"
"He is very creepy. He gives me the creepies."
"Do vegetables have souls?"
"Wow, people downtown sure are friendly."
"Where in the world would you get a ridiculous idea like that!"
"Remember that time at the Cheese Festival where you jumped-"
"Sssh, I told you never to mention that night ever again!"
"I don't care how late it is! I'm going out and I might not be back till 9 O'clock!"
"I'm sorry. But there's no lifestyle. It's not what I thought it'd be. I need a ticket to use the bathroom, I can't eat your grandma's cooking; "No Offense". I even have to do my own laundry. Look at me, I look like an extra in a hippie movie."
"Then why did I find all of this? This lint. YOUR LINT!"
"This is not a game for the weak or impatient."
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