xx mikayla xx

~ twitter.com/xciiiiti

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

[13ohboy]

Ugh daily story of my life

[legalmexican]

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

[swordarmsaxelegs]

The ride home takes less time because you already have memories of the locations you passed on the way there. When you take in a new memory your brains “slows down” to process it and write as much information as possible. When you’ve already experienced something it doesn’t have as much to remember.

[anmesiac]

wait so is time essentially an illusion??

[swordarmsaxelegs]

Yes.

[jee-q]

Shoutout to all the soft booty shawties

[baurion-deactivated20201017]

[so-pale-girl]

I SAW GALAXIES IN YOUR EYES.

Teen (via menpale)

and I saw the pain too.

[sherlinanym]

[highmami]

highmami

[wutangkilllabeez-deactivated202]

Another QP ft. my fav bong 👌

[puritychild]

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[kasiagala]

[adidasgymbag]

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[allanimemangaquotes]

requested by Noah Smith FB | TWITTER | QUOTURES LIST

[jackinthebox]

Close your eyes. Drag to the side. Order that.

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[celestsial]

things toddlers and i have in common

- need naps - will scream ‘dog’ when there’s a dog - cry too much - screaming - ???? - need to be held often

[thoughts-memories]