“Sorry buddy, gotta hide the bottle. Sixteen, seventeen in July so if you wanna get me a birthday present, which I strongly suggest, my favorite color’s red and I like the Patriots, makes me a traitor to Ohio but that’s just a burden I have to live with.” She told him with a mocking sincerity, even putting her hand over her heart solemnly.
Christian let out a low whistle and mocked a wince "Ouch, now I feel like that creepy college guy offering alcohol to all the underage High Schoolers." he replied with a slight shake of his head "How did it come to this?"












