the nightmare

when life doesn't have enough time for the laughs they will be on forever here with the people that truly matter

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how bad things get, just remember we’ll always have the summer of Pokémon Go.

[xcsmxshadow34]

@rebekuuhhh remember that summer? I kinda miss those adventures.

[stimman3000]

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[godtechturninheads]

!

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[setheverman]

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

[qweety-deactivated20131214]

[londonprophecy]

OMFG

[lixxieb]

That should not have been as funny as it was!

[lizzthefrizzzz]

OH MY WORD

[jackhawksmoor]

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

[thesonicscrew]

“they have angered the machine!!”

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

[runicbasso-deactivated20210419]

This is probably one of my favourite things. 

[halloween-theragingpumpkin]

[mcavoy]

🎃  Happy Halloween tumblr! 🎃

[emmacharlottewatson]

‘Stranger Things’ Cast + PHOTOSHOOTS

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

protect them at all cost

[psychicpinenut]

Shut Up and Dance

animation edition

[queerteddylupin-deactivated2018]

In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month. 

Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice. 

[passific-rim-job]

now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that

[thesixthstar]

ok imagine all the marauders pretending to take a vow of silence for a month to keep that up. Like wearing chalkboards around their necks and writing out anything they have to say around teachers and coming up with another ridiculous reason every time someone asks why they’re taking a vow of silence like. We’re protesting the traditional student/teacher constructs and the unreasonable verbal requirements of school. We’re raising awareness of how funny we are and how much your lives are worse without our beautiful voices telling jokes. We’re in a very intense round of the Silent Game and we’re all here to WIN.

[irrepressiblenaiad]

“So Remus, why aren’t you doing it?” (gives very fond look to the boys) “I’m not a moron.” “(deathglares)”

[archanonhiru]

Okay but

What about when McGonagall did it.

[justlookatthosesausages]

YES CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THAT

[sleepy-loopin]

Other student: Minnie, why aren’t you talking? McGonagall: *scribbles on a piece of parchment* “someone bet me I couldn’t and mama ain’t raise no bitch”

[lordendsavior]

It’s been 3 years and it’s still one of my favourite moments in British television of this decade. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Whitehall and James Corden (from The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2012)

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[xcsmxshadow34]

#Day6 #Inktober #sadbeantober #Scarves

[xcsmxshadow34]

I forgot to post #Day3 drawing so here is day 3 and #Day4 #Inktober #sadbeantober #Water #Wonderer

[xcsmxshadow34]

#Day3 #Inktober #sadbeantober #Elf

[xcsmxshadow34]

#Day2 #sadbeantober #Inktober #Witch