Bug

Bugbugbug

[xcxiix]

I think the cute lil professor boy is standing me up :(

[xcxiix]

it's OK I'm gonna shoot him in the face

[xcxiix]

OK not standing up, a pain flare up

he is safe for now

[xcxiix]

notice how I assumed it was for medical reasons since he told me before he's disabled

notice how I didn't blow up at him or block him or reach out on other platforms like a crazy person 🙂‍↕️

[badassdemonsword]

[hxh]

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

[xcxiix]

I think the cute lil professor boy is standing me up :(

[xcxiix]

it's OK I'm gonna shoot him in the face

[xcxiix]

OK not standing up, a pain flare up

he is safe for now

[xcxiix]

I think the cute lil professor boy is standing me up :(

[xcxiix]

it's OK I'm gonna shoot him in the face

[xcxiix]

👌🏾

[xcxiix]

I think the cute lil professor boy is standing me up :(

[eggboob]

[sophsun1]

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[xcxiix]

pls

[xcxiix]

orange

[xcxiix]

not be insane but why is it after I blocked evil M everything has started randomly turning out in my favor

[xcxiix]

the universe has me by the pubes

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[helditem-moved-xd-deactivated20]

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

[abnormalize-remadeeeeelol-deact]

[a-really-bad-decision]

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood