Daddy/Sub

Single, pansexual, switch. Hmu if you wanna talk or hang out or need to release some stress. Always available!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Sleep is weird. At a basic level, we consciously know that we have to fall unconscious in order to retain consciousness for another conscious day.

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Rain doesn’t make a sound until it hits something.

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Securtiy at every airport is ridiculous, then you just get to Baggage Claim, and its like take whatever bag you want

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The Viagra commercial always says “Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex.” That’s a really deep question if you think about it in more of a metaphorical way

[just-shower-thoughts]

A fitbit is just like a tamagotchi, but the stupid creature you have to keep alive is you.

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If you could smell videos, porn would probably be way less popular.

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Spending all day in bed eating junk food and watching movies with your spouse is awesome. Spending all day in bed eating junk food and watching movies alone is depression.

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Lying is one of the few things people are generally better at in real life than in movies

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People who wear glasses pay to see things.

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Bird songs are soothing, but really they are just saying “come get this dick”.

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A character in a video game talking about how beautiful the world appears is just the developers jerking themselves off

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The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

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If dill was used instead of garlic, Dominos would sell Dill dough balls

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According to Rule 34, if there is no porn of you, you don’t exist.

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The first fart in a relationship is a much more significant milestone than the first kiss.

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Scholarships are like really big gift cards, you can only use them at certain places and most of the time they don’t have enough to cover the full cost

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If you wore a VR headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind, you could live in third person.