-xeno-

[pendwelling]

ORV x TWSB novel swap AU!

When the Reader Strikes Back

Omniscient Third Wheel's Viewpoint

[gsirvitor]

[blueteller]

Inspired by this meme

[luvp-music]

Reborn/Rebirth [English Translyrics] 再生

Original Song by Picon Translyric reference from Accio (in comments)

»»————-　♡　————-««

All alone, I remember a time

When your laugh came out along with mine

Now my heart is aching deep inside

My emotions keep me up at night

Was this really worth it at all?

When did I trip? When did I fall?

This heat inside my chest won’t fade

I try to push through all the pain

In this dream, in this dream of shallowness

Forgiveness in its gentle caress

Falling fast, falling fast and endlessly

Everything that I feel deep in me

Why am I starting to feel lonely?

Though my heart stays broken up inside

Grown so used to the days passing by

I can’t sense a taste upon my tongue

The next day is the same song I’ve sung

Was this really worth it at all?

When did I trip? When did I fall?

I wish I could go back in time

And atone for those crimes of mine...

In this dream, in this dream of shallowness

The words I breathe and speak overflow

Can I go back to all those days of bliss?

I can still feel its happiness glow...

I can still feel its happiness glow...

In this dream, in this dream of shallowness

Forgiveness in its gentle caress

Falling fast, falling fast and endlessly

Why am I starting to feel lonely?

In this dream, in this dream of shallowness

The tears I cry and shriek overflow

Can I go back to all those days of bliss?

Wish I could feel its happiness glow...

Wish I could feel my happiness glow...

[sosuperawesome]

Ulysse Salaün on Instagram

[that--dam--fangirl]

I’m sorry but I had to

[gradelstuff]

I AM. LOSING IT

[xeno-820]

me every time someone says "Hey, I have something to tell you."

like, please! not now. I need my "me" time. come back 10 years later, ok?

[rene-elric]

Klein/Amon art compilation

[ianime0]

Hamefura | Intro | Main Characters

[mrsapiston]

Hey Sailor!

[khattikeri]

by far the funniest thing about bakarina as a series is the fact that nobody can fucking decide how to spell her fiance’s name. geordo? george? jeord. gerard? jeraldo? gerald? giordo? jeiordo? who the fuck is this guy

[it-kills-i]

[nerdietalk]

Probably the best gag of the season.

[amiplayingright]

tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already

[ofstarsandvibranium]

Listen, this show was fucking hilarious and the music was so catchy. I miss it.

[167078]

sorry, long post I dont know how to do the ‘read more’ thing so uh just scroll past this if you don’t wanna read it

(on chapter 32 of rereading orv but I haven’t ever gotten past ch 100 I think, its been a while so I dont remember)

YOU KNOW WHAT. NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE KDJ DIDNT HAVE FRIENDS BEFORE THE SCENARIOS AND DIDNT HAVE A LIFE BESIDES READING WEBNOVELS AND WORK. I REFUSE. NO. LITERALLY JUST, HE MUST HAVE HAD AT LEAST 1 MORE THING IN HIS LIFE TO KEEP HIM OCCUPIED. … ??!??!?!?!?

he must’ve had a blog or smth right??? made content for wos????? fanart???? HE CANT JUST SURVIVE REREADING THE FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER I DONT ACCEPT THAT.

this is gonna be ooc ig just,,,yeah?

so it starts with him scrolling through a webnovel site in middle school. he reads a lot and then he comes across wos, there’s a few hits on the first chapter, he reads it, and is immediately enamored.

he looks up the author to see if they have any more works, looks up communities, forums, fanart, author q&a, he needs more content.

there are only a few chapters out at this point so he resigns himself to waiting for the fanbase to get bigger (because it will, right? right???) but as chapters get posted years go by there’s just no one whos reading along besides the ‘1’ hit that he makes. the first time he sees a ‘2’ he nearly jumps out of his couch but quickly realizes it might have been a mistake.

he rereads every chapter as a new one is posted, rereads for fun, rereads and then quizzes himself on little facts in the novel as a game with himself. he can’t get enough of wos.

that gets boring.

so he tries different things to pass the time, he’s a relatively patient guy he judges, based on his reaction on wait time between chapters.

he tries online games. rpg, mmorpg, rhythm games, theyre okay but they dont stick.

he doesnt think to even attempt to get into idols but he does explore music. not his thing either but his illegally downloaded library of songs expands by a margin so he did get something done

he attempts knitting and crocheting and wow, he’s not good but its relaxing so this carries on crocheting while he watches dramas, movies, animations, the works. he makes his first square- thing- by the 2nd animation he finishes because he has to go back a few loops that he messes up.

he makes his mom a bracelet, she’s the only one who’s ever gotten something he made.

this is embarrassing but his closet has a chunk of things he’d Never wear out in public. ripped jeans, baggy jeans, mesh shirts/jackets/pants, chains,(theyre fake) weird top, flashy tops, a sweater he crocheted, (thats ugly as fuck but comfortableas all hell) make up,(just concealer and maybe something else nothing much!!! he swears!!) jewlery, nothing overtly feminine he’d combust on the spot. hes just bored and curious okay??? no one comes over its Fine.

this does Not mean he has a sense of fashion. that guy is a disaster.

all of this he does over the course of years with spare change he has. buys just general cheap stuff. also notice how he doesnt do anything that takes too much energy or critical thinking like cooking or working out or studying etc

he has an online blog just talking about wos, no one looks but he keeps it up anyway in care anyone else might pick up the novel and wants to look for other people who do. no one does. (though that might be because its been password locked the entire 10 years but we don’t talk about that)

well, he keeps himself busy.

(I made a post about this before) by age 27 he says fuck it and gets double helix piercings on both ears because why the fuck not. that might have been 2 days after he got extremely drunk for the first time in his life just to experience being blackout drunk and he mightve still had alcohol in his system, but he doesnt regret the piercings too much so it doesnt matter.

age 28, hes not good at anything particular but, well, hes not bad at anything particular either.

age 28, wos ends.

age 28, what is he living for now?

age 28, main scenario starts. he lives to see the epilogue.

[xeno-820]

I don’t know what to feel about this. I mean. I don’t have friends that I hang out with. I have acquaintances, co-workers, classmates. Yeah I guess I can call them friends but not “friends” friends. Ya get what I mean. Like we know each other but not that deep. Like we can forget about each other for like a few days or a week or so.

I really get into some characters that I would take them as people that I grow up with and learn from their experiences. I read everything about them. I want to know every detail and how they felt like they were alive. It’s fun to imagine someone out there might be like this character. They get to overcome their troubles.

I also kept this little book and a poem since I was like 7 years old. I keep reading it. People I know found out about it and thought it was poorly written and boring. But I still get the same feeling I got when I first read it. Guess we have different tastes.

And as long as I remember I would rather stay at home and read novels, watch tv shows or knit but I don’t think I ever initiated a get together with other people. My classmates, colleagues, and relatives would drag me out if they remember me. It didn’t bother me much. I’m rather excited to read the next chapter, volume or episode after a long and tiring day of social interactions.

I also have 0-50% knowledge in fashion. I only have business clothes, baggy t-shirts and straight plain pants and 3 pairs of footwear. As long as the colors aren’t crazy then it’s fine.

I am a 27 year old single woman, I don’t have grand ambitions, I have zero talent, low interest on other things and sometimes I feel like I’m just going with the flow and It scares me whenever I get aware of it.

So when I read ORV and got to know Dokja, I felt like we could be neighbors who would nod our heads when we see each other and then walk away.

I have noone to talk to about things and interesting fictional characters so I go lurking around the internet leaving my unsolicited thoughts like this lol nice to know there are people who get worried about characters and how they live their lives

[167078]

hi I replied to this post but im not sure if you read it before it got deleted or got the notif so im just gonna reply again sorry

I feel like i can understand you, I get what your saying/or I hope I do. I dont feel that close to friends, I’m not close with my classmates, and I dont particularly like my family fhhdfhd

mostly, I was projecting my ideas of what I thought my future would be like. theres a 10 year gap in experience and i dont mean to be depressing but im already bored with being alive so i can’t really understand his motivation? I think its cool being alive for a long time, i just personally don’t understand it though i can see why someone else would.

I also try to delve into content as much as possible but I havent experienced liking something for 10 years so I wouldn’t know how it would be like. so i tried to come up with other things to do, i dont know about different tastes but maybe?? im not sure.

I liked your thoughts and your input! i feel like i know more. it was interesting. I like it when people comment on my posts so if you ever want to say more its totally welcome!!!

I’m not very good with words so sorry if this comes out the wrong way, but whats you shared abt ur life was pretty interesting! learning about other people’s life, interests, habits etc is cool i get to learn things from a different perspective

[xeno-820]

lolololol shoot I read my reply to this and realized I've been liking a children's book for more than 20 years. (hey if you can please read Hope for the Flowers by Trina Paulus and Follow Your Destiny, Wherever It Leads You by Vicki Silvers. It's short. I just wanna share my treasures lol)

And yeah. I get yah. Life gets boring specially when you don't really have dreams you want to pursue or skills you want to cultivate, or people you want to please and prove your worth. But it's just that. It's just boring but we don't want to end it. Coz living is a bother and ending it is more bothersome. We just unconsciously look forward to something big to happen or something/someone to mess up to hype our days.

That's why we love fictional characters living their fictional lives lol they start from nothing and if their authors don't like them anymore they just end in nothing. The writing just stops, no bodies to clean

[167078]

sorry, long post I dont know how to do the ‘read more’ thing so uh just scroll past this if you don’t wanna read it

(on chapter 32 of rereading orv but I haven’t ever gotten past ch 100 I think, its been a while so I dont remember)

YOU KNOW WHAT. NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE KDJ DIDNT HAVE FRIENDS BEFORE THE SCENARIOS AND DIDNT HAVE A LIFE BESIDES READING WEBNOVELS AND WORK. I REFUSE. NO. LITERALLY JUST, HE MUST HAVE HAD AT LEAST 1 MORE THING IN HIS LIFE TO KEEP HIM OCCUPIED. … ??!??!?!?!?

he must’ve had a blog or smth right??? made content for wos????? fanart???? HE CANT JUST SURVIVE REREADING THE FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER I DONT ACCEPT THAT.

this is gonna be ooc ig just,,,yeah?

so it starts with him scrolling through a webnovel site in middle school. he reads a lot and then he comes across wos, there’s a few hits on the first chapter, he reads it, and is immediately enamored.

he looks up the author to see if they have any more works, looks up communities, forums, fanart, author q&a, he needs more content.

there are only a few chapters out at this point so he resigns himself to waiting for the fanbase to get bigger (because it will, right? right???) but as chapters get posted years go by there’s just no one whos reading along besides the '1’ hit that he makes. the first time he sees a '2’ he nearly jumps out of his couch but quickly realizes it might have been a mistake.

he rereads every chapter as a new one is posted, rereads for fun, rereads and then quizzes himself on little facts in the novel as a game with himself. he can’t get enough of wos.

that gets boring.

so he tries different things to pass the time, he’s a relatively patient guy he judges, based on his reaction on wait time between chapters.

he tries online games. rpg, mmorpg, rhythm games, theyre okay but they dont stick.

he doesnt think to even attempt to get into idols but he does explore music. not his thing either but his illegally downloaded library of songs expands by a margin so he did get something done

he attempts knitting and crocheting and wow, he’s not good but its relaxing so this carries on crocheting while he watches dramas, movies, animations, the works. he makes his first square- thing- by the 2nd animation he finishes because he has to go back a few loops that he messes up.

he makes his mom a bracelet, she’s the only one who’s ever gotten something he made.

this is embarrassing but his closet has a chunk of things he’d Never wear out in public. ripped jeans, baggy jeans, mesh shirts/jackets/pants, chains,(theyre fake) weird top, flashy tops, a sweater he crocheted, (thats ugly as fuck but comfortableas all hell) make up,(just concealer and maybe something else nothing much!!! he swears!!) jewlery, nothing overtly feminine he’d combust on the spot. hes just bored and curious okay??? no one comes over its Fine.

this does Not mean he has a sense of fashion. that guy is a disaster.

all of this he does over the course of years with spare change he has. buys just general cheap stuff. also notice how he doesnt do anything that takes too much energy or critical thinking like cooking or working out or studying etc

he has an online blog just talking about wos, no one looks but he keeps it up anyway in care anyone else might pick up the novel and wants to look for other people who do. no one does. (though that might be because its been password locked the entire 10 years but we don’t talk about that)

well, he keeps himself busy.

(I made a post about this before) by age 27 he says fuck it and gets double helix piercings on both ears because why the fuck not. that might have been 2 days after he got extremely drunk for the first time in his life just to experience being blackout drunk and he mightve still had alcohol in his system, but he doesnt regret the piercings too much so it doesnt matter.

age 28, hes not good at anything particular but, well, hes not bad at anything particular either.

age 28, wos ends.

age 28, what is he living for now?

age 28, main scenario starts. he lives to see the epilogue.

[xeno-820]

I don't know what to feel about this. I mean. I don't have friends that I hang out with. I have acquaintances, co-workers, classmates. Yeah I guess I can call them friends but not "friends" friends. Ya get what I mean. Like we know each other but not that deep. Like we can forget about each other for like a few days or a week or so.

I really get into some characters that I would take them as people that I grow up with and learn from their experiences. I read everything about them. I want to know every detail and how they felt like they were alive. It's fun to imagine someone out there might be like this character. They get to overcome their troubles.

I also kept this little book and a poem since I was like 7 years old. I keep reading it. People I know found out about it and thought it was poorly written and boring. But I still get the same feeling I got when I first read it. Guess we have different tastes.

And as long as I remember I would rather stay at home and read novels, watch tv shows or knit but I don't think I ever initiated a get together with other people. My classmates, colleagues, and relatives would drag me out if they remember me. It didn't bother me much. I'm rather excited to read the next chapter, volume or episode after a long and tiring day of social interactions.

I also have 0-50% knowledge in fashion. I only have business clothes, baggy t-shirts and straight plain pants and 3 pairs of footwear. As long as the colors aren't crazy then it's fine.

I am a 27 year old single woman, I don't have grand ambitions, I have zero talent, low interest on other things and sometimes I feel like I'm just going with the flow and It scares me whenever I get aware of it.

So when I read ORV and got to know Dokja, I felt like we could be neighbors who would nod our heads when we see each other and then walk away.

I have noone to talk to about things and interesting fictional characters so I go lurking around the internet leaving my unsolicited thoughts like this lol nice to know there are people who get worried about characters and how they live their lives

[167078]

HELLO??????? HELLO????????÷&#>@>&@ KIM DOKJA!!!!!

PLEASE LISTEN TO THE LYRICS

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Spy Kids is a national treasure

[behelix]

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

[stoppunchingmyllamaog]

They did Spy Kids cuz Spy Kids fuckin SLAPS. Bad post op

[dashaibo]

Real answer: because Robert Rodriguez’s experience working with Tarantino lead to him developing a way to make movies with essentially no budget AND made him a lot of friends in Hollywood, plus he was making these movies specifically for his kids and had such an infectious energy about it, he was a joy to work with and those big-name actors did it almost for free.

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

So, basically, they did it for fun. Is that it?

[dashaibo]

Yeah, and because it was very little work, the movies were shot in record time almost entirely on greenscreen.

[crazydiamonds]

adults are allowed to have fun too op

[vstheworld]

Machete is the first r-rated spin-off of a children’s movie so technically they all made film history and that’s that on that

[rye-bread-yote]

hey fuck you op

[kenais-posts]

Actors?? Taking a role because they want to have fun and not take themselves too seriously? What a fucking concept.

[xeno-820]

people might think it's a cringey, stupid movie now but back then this was the bomb. Every family bonded watching this movie. Everybody was calling the actors name instead of the characters name it was like a game. It was like watching an action movie where kids were allowed to watch. It was were our favorite actors were doing and wearing something fun. Made us enjoy it coz even actors like them can take up fun and silly roles