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why.

Play it john. Play the game they beckon you.

#Haha!#No but for real like play a game or something maybe not that game because it sounds ridiculous but still!#ghostykidster #( Tbh idfk sorry if it's a weird bothersome thing I'm doing. )

( I take requests too. c: )

#OOC post.#SHAMELESS SELF PROMO.#My art.#John Egbert sketch.#Dirk Strider #Roxy Lalonde (aka BAE).#Jake English #Homestuck doodles!

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xenomorphicpyramids

Oh fan-fucking-tastic the bitter rivalry once again spears itself into my life.

So what youre telling me that my assumption of there being DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF *EVERYONE* is bogus? Welp time to tell my doppleganger (or am i the doppleganger? it really matters not)...

xenomorphicpyramids

And you know what you ca--

Wait pardon?

Wha.

Im. What.

*Furrows brows and purses lips a hint perplexed.*

I uh i guess its alright? Um i mean i didnt have the best of rebuttals either i suppose...

But im not going to beat you! That wont resolve anything but a few urges and desires of adrenaline between the likes of us. We can just... try to talk things out like civilized creatures? Or UH. Attempt to put aside our differences and past experiences with the alternative versions of ourselves and try to start anew?

#divellicatefabricatus #Whoa nelly.#THAT came out of the blue.#I didnt expect this. Not at all.#I guess this is a good start for us? I hope so.#Itd be nice to finally be able to get along dont you think?#( Applause track plays in the distance. )#Mobile platform.

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xenomorphicpyramids

Id much rather not discuss that side of everything. Its really quite jarring. Like playing a game of boggle with my brain haha!

Also uh. Perhaps thats a discussion we save for later no? Its rude and improper of me to compare one version of one thing to another....

xenomorphicpyramids

Oh fan-fucking-tastic the bitter rivalry once again spears itself into my life.

So what youre telling me that my assumption of there being DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF *EVERYONE* is bogus? Welp time to tell my doppleganger (or am i the doppleganger? it really matters not) that the theory is wrong and we need to hypothesize a new one! Thanks for the knowledge chum.

And by the by it is you pushing assumptions into my mouth. I said nothing of your existential presence i did my best not to assume much if anything about you even if you are a form of auto-responder/hal. I simply stated that i would rather not discuss my opinions on them because *gasp!* there is nothing like hearing about the distastes someone has for an alternative form of yourself to put a damper on thing.

#divellicatefabricatus #*Sigh...*#Nothing more awakening then a banter in the evening!#( Jake's logic is flawed and I apologize for his assholishness. )#( My Jake has never really had any pleasant affinities towards Hals........ )#Mobile platform.

xenomorphicpyramids

Oh uh! Tis nothing of the sorts i guess. I mean it isnt as if this isnt supposed to be a *social* media site!

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Guess you haven’t stumbled onto the weird multiversal vortex side of things yet. Or you’re just ignoring that part.

…Hmm. Might as well see where we stand. What’s your bropinion on the auto-responder?

xenomorphicpyramids

Id much rather not discuss that side of everything. Its really quite jarring. Like playing a game of boggle with my brain haha!

Also uh. Perhaps thats a discussion we save for later no? Its rude and improper of me to compare one version of one thing to another. Eheheheh…

*Pulls out kerchief and dabs temples.*

#divellicatefabricatus #Of course technically that means youre the same but are you really??#Ugh universe problems make my brain ache.#( Alright if you're sure. Please don't feel pressured though okay? )#Mobile platform.

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xenomorphicpyramids

……Yo. Thanks for the follow, et cetera. S’up.

xenomorphicpyramids

Oh uh! Tis nothing of the sorts i guess. I mean it isnt as if this isnt supposed to be a *social* media site!

#divellicatefabricatus #I had assumed this was something of the online sorts.#Be rather queer to thank someone for following them in real life no?#( Also if you aren't up for this or something please don't feel obligated to continue! )#( I absolutely understand! c: )#Mobile platform.

((Hi! DivellicateFabricatus's mun here. Thanks for the follow, and sorry I took so long to notice it! Would you like a starter?))

( Hi, it's not a problems; I've been rather busy in my own world myself, so it's nothing.But, if you would like to prepare a starter, be my guest! I will happily respond! )

I opened up one of the videos on my dash and it was so loud i nearly leapt out of my pants!

#Fun times with jake.

Indiana is a jungle but not the kind i have back on my island. Its more along the lines of 'vicious creatures roam the city streets at night hunting for unknowing prey' kind of jungle. As one might say an 'urban jungle'!

#New home sweet home?#I dont know.#Well say that for now though!

OOC:

I apologize for the leave of absence, I have been vacationing and catching up on sleep from after Christmas until a little less than a week ago. I will attempt to keep up activity my best, but after next week I am back in college, so.

#OOC post.

aradia-the-archaeologist

OOC

xenomorphicpyramids I owe you a starter. I will get to it as soon as possible I promise, I just don’t really have it in me right now to write it.

xenomorphicpyramids

Omg, I'm so sorry, I've been in New York an only returned home as of recent so it's a-okay!!

#OOC post.

ask-the-english-adventurer

GT: Hmmm watcha say.

#*Sweats...*#This may or may not have happened quite a bit in my time.#Blue blue queue!

ectoterrestrial

dogstuck??..is there one??

#That last panel though.#Im an adorable little scruff indeed!#Blue blue queue!

modernluigi-deactivated20200204

Dear Jake,

It’s your birthday today, the 1st of December, and by gum, how far you’ve come in the three years that you’ve existed.

From humble beginnings

to bitter ends,

you were always the coolest fictional character I knew

and simultaneously the dorkiest.

I had never dedicated myself 100% to the portrayal of a character before

but for you,

I gave it a shot

and boy,

was

worth

it.

You have a ton of interesting outfits that were fun to wear

Some fanmade,

but all of em comfy.

You’ve gotten me into many an adventure I wouldn’t have had experienced otherwise without your inspiration,

meeting tons of interesting characters (generally awesome people of which some are my friends today),

other wonderful you’s, and of course

the

lovely

ladies.

And lest we forget my descent into gunslinging

getting

better

everyday.

Of course, you and I both have had our scrapes and losses.

You’re not perfect

not the brightest

and sometimes don’t make the brightest of decisions, but thank God, because I’m just as flawed on all counts.

But when it gets down to it,

you make it count.

So thank you, Jake Englsih,

for existing

for giving me hope

the coolest friends

and the best three years of my life.

Happy Birthday, man.

Yours Faithfully and Ever Truly,

Max

#Oh my.#Um... youre welcome!#Ehheheheh.#Blue blue queue!

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The Prankster’s Infinite Joke ft. John and Jake

#( fRUCKING SNROTING IF THIS ISN'T A THING JOHN WOULD DO TO JAKE THEN IM JUST-- )#Blue blue queue!

ponyerrandboy

Reblog this post with a sample of how the fandom stereotypes your character.

xenomorphicpyramids

"By golly gee wilikers! I havent a clue what sex is and my god nyetri and dirk are the only two people I have eyes for! I am obviously some giagantic beefcake adventurer and my island wasnt dangerous whatsoever! Not to me anyway! Because i am obviously too tough to handle. Oh yes also *twos pistols and a wink* in a british accent because i am also very british."

#OOC post.#I actually have nothing against Brit Jake if you portray him right still.#Because he may be.#I dunno.#I just hate how people use British slang when he's more of a old cowboy slang guy?#I could go on forever about this stuff.#And I also have nothing against him being muscular but omfg #he hid around in his room most days after his Granny died #:(#He's a big nerd never forget.

aradia-the-archaeologist

+4 Ghosts

aradia-the-archaeologist

well for starters you should probably lie down since entering the dream bubbles requires you to be unconscious

i would hate to knock you out at an inconvenient location

so just let me know when youre comfortably reclined and then i can begin

xenomorphicpyramids

Right right my flight should be in soon so ill just konk out on there!

Ill be ready in just a a few!

#aradia-the-archaeologist #( Sounds good! )#( Sorry for such a late response. )

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