Xerxes Break's Butt

Exactly as it sounds, I am Xerxes Break's shockingly plush rump! Even though I'm so gorgeous he tries hiding me away... But I cannot be contained!!!

[hisloyclty]

             oh no.

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       oh YES.

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inebriatedhands:

* Anything for a good show.

I’m a good enough show on my own, sweetie

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scarlcteye replied to your post

praise the butt

Look at that booty, show me the booty

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inebriatedhands started following you scarlcteye started following you

WELCOME, FELLOW BUTT-WAR ALLIES. WE RIDE AT DAWN. 

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mcsyndrome:

“I have a small butt.. A cute butt, but a small one,” She’s really only saying this because other people are talking about butts. Gives her an excuse.

  ALL BUTTS ARE CUTE BUTTS.   JOIN ME IN THIS WAR AGAINST THE SILICONE FAKES.   YOU WILL BE MY MOST USEFUL AND BRIGHT SHIELD

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mettatoniic:

  Flatter than a landslide, sweetheart. Sorry.

        Crush this?      With that height? Dream big, darling.

       COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME.

      100 YEARS AND STILL GODDAMN PERKY.        SEE WHERE YOU’RE AT IN A FEW MONTHS. 

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@mettatoniic // continued

YOU CALL THIS FLAT, HONEY?

THESE CHEEKS COULD CRUSH A TIN CAN LIKE YOU

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cariosusanima:

        “You’re a talking ass; that’s the only thing that’s distracting.” Great now he’s talking back to it. Maybe he should go get Leo.

       “I’ve seen weirder than you. Those things were never human though. “

       “ Well excuse you! I am perfectly normal!           Just because you’ve never seen            a talking arse, doesn’t mean I’m the           weird one. ”    Well-- how offensive and rude... 

[cariosusanima-blog]

How is it talking? Did he finally go over the edge? Did Leo punch him too hard?

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       “ Well... Sir, I understand, of course,           how my obscenely fantastic looks           can be utterly distracting...           But do try to keep it together~           What kind of Baskerville can’t handle           not-so-little old me~? ”

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*casually makes love to*

Oh--!Oh Kevin ~!

Yes!!

[cariosusanima-blog]

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       “ Well don’t just sit there and stare.           I’m a butt deserving of at least a          proper greeting and introduction! ”

[soltiia-deactivated20151224]

@xerxesbreaksbutt started following you.

         “……”

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Well hello there, grandpa~~~~~~

[tenacious-butts-deactivated2017]

PAY ATTENTION TO YOURSELF, THEN.

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I WOULD BUT I DON’T HAVE HANDS

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xerxesbreaksbutt:

SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

STOP YOUR WHINING.

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I REFUSE. I DEMAND ATTENTION.

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SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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albinx:

argent-informant answered your question : whispers u guys should tell me what to draw…

Breakbutt

honestly

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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*spots the butt, gives it a kiss*

HAPPY BUTT NOISES

*BLOWS A KISS IN KEVIN’S DIRECTION*