Xetacus

FUCK CLEVER DESCRIPTIONS

[porterr-robinson]

[avvocarlo]

video of the year 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

keep the rave alive da

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[natasha-theownerofthedarklord]

@xetacus us :D

[soakingwetandclueless]

when ur mama comes home

[xetacus]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[reactionfaces]

[deweyduckfuckedmywife]

[stability]

[museum-of-artifacts]

Amber bear amulet of neolithic hunter. c. 3500 years old

[strongbadgmail]

I will NEVER not reblog the 3500 year old gummy bear

[xetacus]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[vincent-necrotic]

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[minimalroomdecor]

[natasha-theownerofthedarklord]

@xetacus us with all our turds 😂

[natasha-theownerofthedarklord]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DUMPY THING YOU

Happy birthday my wonderful, beautiful creature! 😄 You being alive has brought me such joy! I hope you have a wonderful and stunning 91st birthday xD You dinosaur, you xD You’re so amazing, and I’m so happy I’m able to share another birthday with you! You’re my entire life Elijah. You’re the love of my life, my soul mate, and best friend. We’ve been through so much together already and I look forward to many more fond years! Mweh baby! ALSO 19 EVERYTHING *does creepy teeth face and reaches for throat* 19 *horse, scary voice* murders… Love you dump butt! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @xetacus

[awwww-cute]

[natasha-theownerofthedarklord]

@xetacus 😄

[natasha-theownerofthedarklord]

My little stupids!😻

[natasha-theownerofthedarklord]

My little stupids!😻

[natasha-theownerofthedarklord]

My little stupids!😻