Lauren

I post whatever I feel like at the time, there’s no theme and I have no plan... like in life... ha

[xugurye]

When you have to wait a whole year for the third season.

[horse-on-a-porch]

Plot of the witcher: man only learns how to deal with his emotions to help his teenage daughter not become the same fuck up he is.

Somehow this makes him hotter than he was before.

[coffeenonsense]

nobody talk to me I'm still pondering geralt, a tired monster hunter with decades of trauma trying to get ciri to open up by sharing a funny nightmare about an overly friendly rock troll

[silverflameataraxia]

One of my favorite Geralt lines from the books:

"My destiny," he said with effort. "My choice...I'll tell you, Philippa, what I've chosen. I won't allow you to involve Ciri in your dirty machinations. I am warning you. Whoever dares harm Ciri will end up like those four lying there. I won't swear an oath. I have nothing by which to swear. I simply warn you. You accused me of being a bad guardian, that I don't know how to protect the child. I will protect her. As best I can. I will kill. I will kill mercilessly..."

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[chaosroid]

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

[peashooter85]

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

[archive1092841814]

this shit sure hits differently now huh

[chickenfarmersan]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chickenfarmersan]

[xfictionistruthx]

Freaking dead

[chickenfarmersan]

[pettycentral]

[slutsince94]

Bye Officer Karen 👉🏾🚪

[glow-cloud--doodles]

Hold people accountable

[anarchy-kisses]

I’m just gonna uh...drop this picture

[mamamamamamamamamanamama-blog-d]

peter parker: a disaster, even in death

[jacobtheloofah]

what i really like about jenna marbles is that the branding on her youtube channel is still so stuck in like 2010 with pics of her like this

and this

but the majority of her videos now features iconic looks such as this

and this

and of course this

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time