elliottfish:
“Oh please, handsome young man, could you help me reach the jack hammers? I’m afraid I’m too short to reach the top shelf.” Elliott said in his best sweet old lady impression. He’d just come in from fixing the lights on their sign– they were no longer Fletcher’s Hard & Con now. He set the tool box back in it’s place behind the front counter and leaned over next to Fletcher. “Well, this looks very interesting.” Elliott nodded, pretending to focus like it seemed Fletch was.
“God, you are the most annoying employee in the world,” Fletch groaned as he stood up a little straighter to look at Elliott before he leaned back against the counter. “Don’t be an ass,” he mumbled, running a hand over his face. “I’m miserable. I’m bored, the guy I thought I was gonna sleep with last night called me fat, and I hate it here.” Fletcher, of course, was just whining. He did this at least once a week.













