Parenting ||Starter Sentences|| Part 2
"Whoever said 'having kids is a joy, you'll love it', can I do you a favor and fucking punch you in the face?"
"_____ is getting bullied in school, and we can't move because of your stupid job(s)!"
"Go look at what YOUR kid did to the laundry room, why don'tcha?"
"He/She is NOT dressing up as THAT for Halloween! I don't care if it's unique, it'll probably scar the other trick-or-treaters!"
"I don't believe in spankings, but I do believe in an ACTUAL punishment. Maybe... no coloring books for a few days? No TV for a month?"
"_____'s report card came back... it honestly doesn't look good at all."
"I know that you said you didn't want _____ to date until he/she was in his/her 30s or 40s, but I just wanted to let you know that I think I saw him/her with another boy/girl in his/her bedroom... and there were slight groaning and moaning noises coming from there."
"I don't like _____ watching these bad shows, dammit! Turn it off!"
"I told you not to give him/her ice cream before bed!"
"_____ just said I'm a horrible father/mother, and he/she's embarrassed to even be seen with me."
"How are we gonna break the news that _____'s going to be a big brother/sister in a few weeks? I mean, it's been 9 months since we found out, and we've been keeping it a secret for so long. I/You've been showing since month 5, you think he/she'd figure it out by now that there's a bun in the oven."
"I think _____'s jealous of the new baby... I asked him/her if he/she loved his/her new baby brother/sister, and he/she responded with 'No, because baby's getting all your love, Daddy/Mommy/Papa/Mama.'"
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