love is a battlefield

Haley Beck. 22. Call me.

[itscricketm]

Diets are torture. I really want a candy bar.

[xhaleybeck]

Like you need a diet.

[dangerouslyeliza]

“Did you say something?”

[xhaleybeck]

“No, you must be hearing things.”

[maxxbarnes-blog]

That’s actually a really good idea, thank you.

[xhaleybeck]

Of course it is. Whatever.

[maxxbarnes-blog]

There’s like 500 different types of diapers that all claim to be the most absorbent, how do I choose which ones to buy

[xhaleybeck]

Reviews.

[xhaleybeck]

AU PLOT

Haley never became the valedictorian, leaving her bitter and isolated

She’s dangerously close to fucking up her life with her habit of going out and hooking up with boys, still not ready to come out of the closet

[ollieissocoollike-deactivated20]

Yeah, yeah. Just forget it. I’ll find him again and tell him it’s off.

[xhaleybeck]

No, you don't need to do that. I think you should tell everyone I'm going out with him.

[xhaleybeck]

@emerycat: thank you for seeing things the way I do. they'd be doing the world a favor.

@haleybeck: i'm glad we can agree on that. very glad.

[ollieissocoollike-deactivated20]

Yeah. This is why I didn’t want to tell you. Because I knew you were going to start asking questions. So I can’t be all that dumb, now can I?

[xhaleybeck]

Of course I ask questions, I'm me.

[xhaleybeck]

@emerycat: Pretty much. Walked right out the door. And into the trash.

@haleybeck: some people should do that.

[xhaleybeck]

text ;; open

Derek: Awesome. Where do you wanna meet?

Haley: We'll meet at the bar.

[xhaleybeck]

@emerycat: Well fuck, there goes my coffee machine.

@haleybeck: We have a runaway.

[ollieissocoollike-deactivated20]

Oh, he’s not really a friend. He’s a guy I ran into at school yesterday. Just met him. You probably don’t. He’s this guy with dark hair, somewhat tall, and really mopey. Ring any bells? Child shmild.

[xhaleybeck]

You want to set me up with a guy you just met? What if he's a creep? No, I don't know anyone like that. You're so dumb.

[xhaleybeck]

text ;; open

Mick: Why would you not have her number saved?

Mick: I am not. At least, last time I checked, I wasn't.

Haley: I was busy and I have a good memory.

Haley: Not gonna check that for you, I'll trust you.

[xhaleybeck]

text ;; open

Derek: Let's go on a blind date

Derek: will it still count as one?

Haley: Probably? Since I don't know who this is.

[ollieissocoollike-deactivated20]

Uh, his name? Um, Edward or something? … I don’t know, I didn’t ask him. It doesn’t really matter right? Because I set you up with guys?

[xhaleybeck]

So you don't know your friend's name, that's interesting. It does matter if I know him.. No, you're annoying because you behave like a child all the time.

[ollieissocoollike-deactivated20]

Maybe, I don’t know. I don’t even really know him. Sure, we’ll go with that.

[xhaleybeck]

What's his name? You're the annoying one, seriously. Why do I even try to talk to you, still?

[ollieissocoollike-deactivated20]

Yes, very. I’ll probably have to drag him to the door. I was surprised he was out of his room. Well, duh. Just possibly not this one… I mean, you’ll love him. He’s probably the one. Yes, you’re also annoying.

[xhaleybeck]

Do I know this guy? Don't be a dick. I'm not annoying.