CLOWN PRINCESS

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Stop! You’re gonna get in trouble!

meme. || accepting.

      “Ya can’t get in trouble if ya don’t get caught!! Just lemme know if ya see the coppers show up.”

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shouldereveryburden.

     “That’s TRUE, but I can’t very well say I’m going with someone I BARELY know, let alone not even knowing what her NAME is.”

      “You can call me whatever you want, Cap’n Handsome.”

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shouldereveryburden.

     “Seems to me you’re SKIPPING a few steps here, miss. Like knowing each others’ NAMES, for one.”

      “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet!!”

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shouldereveryburden.

     “Well, yeah, but usually you do that sorta thing after you get to know someone, not after…WAIT!” Dear Lord, she knew how to drag your train of thought around like a fully loaded dufflebag. “Back up to the ‘US’ thing again. Correct me if I’m wrong, but we’ve only ever fought. How’s that make us an ‘US’?”

      “What can I say, SUGARPLUM? The heart wants what the heart wants.”

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shouldereveryburden.

     Despite being flummoxed beyond belief by her, her choice of words raised a red flag or two. “Y’know, that’s NOT a palette most people are fond of…it’s kind of a painful, SAD combo, isn’t it?”

      She didn’t follow his point, or if she did---she didn’t let it show. Grin as wide as ever, but not quite reaching her eyes now, she pressed on with her familiar happy-go-lucky, sing-songy tone. “I dunno---seems ta me like it can be a LOTTA fun with the right SWEETHEART.”

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shouldereveryburden.

     “Us?” Wait, had he missed something? Taken a worse knock to the head than usual? “What…what d’ya mean, us?”

      “Ya mean ta tell me ya can’t feel the LOVE in the air?? We even got the matchin’ color schemes. I’m the BLACK to your BLUE, sweetie pie!!”

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shouldereveryburden.

     “……has anyone ever told you that you’re a REAL…unique gal?”

      “Z’at your way of sayin’ ya like me too?? And here I was thinkin’ all my dreams about us were---well!!--- just dreams!!”

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@shouldereveryburden from (x).

      “Aw, shucks, Boy Scout!! Ya don’t gotta be SO complimentary. I ALREADY like ya.”

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juniorcastle.

@xharlequeen liked your post “Starter call!”

He’d just been leaving an AA meeting when he almost bowled the woman over.  “Shit.  Sorry, ma’am - should have been looking where I was going.”

      “Hey, don’t mention it! Face like yours, you could get away with a lot more than that, if ya ask me. Like a little ROBBERY or maybe a LOTTA identity theft.”

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Best Vine Lines Starter Sentences, Part 3

Shoot me.

I need a nap!

Give me your fuckin’ money!

Hit me.

She’s fucking dead.

I’m washing me and my clothes.

Is that real?!

I said bitch where?

My eyes! It burns!

You doing okay over there?

Whee! Hahahaha!

He fucking bit my mouth!

I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.

Don’t ever tell me I’m ugly.

That’s my OPINION!

Fuck you.

I smell like beef.

Hello, I am gay.

Welp, when life gives ya lemons!

Barney’s about to meet his maker.

Oh my god, how old?

Would you please not eat my pants?

Hey Poppy!

Pistol grip chin ass.

Get on top of the fridge!

Fuck no, baby!

Ohhhh my god!

Give me some fuckin’ chocolate.

Like. You fuckin’ dipshit.

Bitch disgusting.

What’s the worst that’s gonna happen, you’re gonna kill a bag of Doritos?

Fuckin’ weirdo.

Is that allowed?!

Whoa I interrupt people!

Didn’t that happen to you?

Stop! You’re gonna get in trouble!

Watch the light dude!

Remember when I liked you?

Good, cause it never happened!

Lemme guess. Pizza?

Feed me carrots!

I would love some free pancakes.

I need a girl who knows how to fight, like, really good, so she can beat the shit outta me.

You’re everything I’ve wanted in a man.

Honey, you’re on the TV stand.

Livin’ life like I’m a king!

Do I look like a muppet?!

Don’t act like you don’t want this!

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

Listen! I don’t even like mayonnaise!

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shouldereveryburden.

     Steve had been in situations that would boggle most people’s minds: turned into a WEREWOLF, a ZOMBIE, faced down ZOMBIES, but this? This was the strangest one yet. If it wasn’t for the gun, he would’ve written it off as a prank, but even with the prop-looking cork, he couldn’t take chances. He slipped into an alcove while everyone stared at the would be…customer? And pulled off his civvies, revealing the costume beneath. A quick second later, the cowl was on, and he stepped back into the crowd.

     “Hands where I can see them, miss! We don’t need any TROUBLE, okay?”

      To her credit, she did put her hands up, though the gun remained firmly grasped in one hand. Animated as she was, she almost couldn’t HELP the way it waved around, punctuating her dialogue with shouts of panic from other guests. “Cap’n Red-White-and-Blue, as I live and breathe!! Hey, I don’t want any trouble either, yanno, but a gal’s gotta do what a gal’s gotta do, and this gal’s gotta make a PRETTY SIZABLE DEPOSIT.” Eyes darted around, from security guards to tellers, to guests, and then back to him.

      “Z’there somethin’ wrong with that?”

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open.

      “ALRIGHT!! Everybody, get down!! This!!” She waved a gun, cork stuffed in the comically large barrel, looking every bit like she was ready to demand money from every teller in the bank and every patient customer in the very long line ahead of her. She marched up to one of the less-terrified bankers. “Is a DEPOSIT!! Here’s the slip, now take my money, ya mook!!”

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circusmade.

❛ something tells me there’s a story behind that that i would begrudgingly admit interest in. ❜

      “Well, there’s some mooks back at my place, and I promised ta show ‘em a good time!! Now, they may or may NOT be tied up hopin’ my pets are well-fed, but either way I guaran-a-ma-tee tonight’s gonna be a SURPRISE for ‘em!!”