Someone should come plot with Tohru!

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@xhilarem
Someone should come plot with Tohru!
Headcanon: Shigure’s House and Laughter
Admittedly, Tohru has to struggle quite hard to not laugh whenever things go haywire in this branch of the Sohma house. Between Kyou flying off the handle at random things (which she finds suitably adorable but would never admit it because embarrassment), and Ritsu’s visits along with Kisa’s, Tohru has infinite sources of laughter and joy.
Half the reason she doesn’t laugh is because she figures it’d be rude to do so, so she just bottles it up and keeps down the giggles.
@hatori-sohma
Hatori bby you were so cute and you got cuter whoops
happy fathers day~~
“Even on father’s day, he’s too busy to do anything with me. I shouldn’t be surprised anymore…”
Adrien’s phone rings.
“Happy Father’s Day, dad. I hope you can see me, wherever you are. I miss you so much, both you and mom. I hope you’re proud of me. I’ve made some wonderful friends in Kyou and Yuki, Shigure too! And Hatori and Ayame.. I love my life, dad, but I still wish you were here to help me.” Tohru set the tea down in front of his gravestone and sank to her knees.
She loved her mom very much, that was obvious.. but she’d been a daddy’s girl from the start. It was so hard being cheerful when you had good parents who loved you, and both were taken from you so suddenly that you never got the chance to say goodbye.
Tears fell unbidden down her cheeks, and for the first time in a long time..
Tohru wept.
“I assure you, that most definitely is not a nickna- oh, never-mind. Thank you, Tohru. I appreciate it.”
"If it helps, I won’t call you that. But it is cute.”
Don’t mind him, Hatori’s only dying inside now. Just a little.
“It’s such a cute nickname!”
hatori-sohma replied to your post:hatori-sohma replied to your post: Don’t mind...
The question is, where exactly is that thermometer going?
Where thermometers usually go.
In her mouth.
“Land-stranded... sea baby?”
...
Tiny giggle.
hatori-sohma replied to your post: Don’t mind me, just replying at the speed of...
ignore Hot Doctor ™ trying to coax the teenage girl into living alone with him. That’s not scandalous. Not at all.
He does his best okay. Besides, if she gets sick, who better to take her temperature? Eh? Eh?!
God I’m a terrible person.
Don’t mind me, just replying at the speed of sound to Hot Doctor™ and following more Furuba blogs. -Skips around.-
·Hatori gave a curt nod at her words, realizing that he was treading a fine line with her here- of course she responded in the manner that she did, there was no doubt in his mind that she felt as if she were on thin ice. The slightest shift of weight and the happiness she had was at risk of crumbling down. Back on the street, living in a tent… One wrong word and everything she knew could be snatched out from under her. In a way, he felt like a kindred spirit to her, it was frighteningly easy how quickly your happiness could be yanked away.
Sighing softly, he stood up to stretch his aching back for a moment, giving himself a bit of a reprieve. “I appreciate your honesty in this situation, Tohru. I realizing living with three men, three messy men, can be hard on a woman. It would me drive me mad if I were stuck in a house with those three dolts. Shigure is more or less a teenage boy himself- in attitude only. If you ever feel as if you need a break or somewhere else to stay, I have multiple spare bedrooms you are welcome to occupy, rent-free. My home is well kept and the maids are lovely cooks.
Not to mention, you must have your midterms coming up at Kaibara High, and I would be available in my after-office hours to aid you in your studies. Kaibara is indeed in walking distance, both Hatsuharu and Momiji walk there themselves every morning, I’m positive they would attend you each day. Of course, this is only an offer. I am not ordering you to make a choice. The option is available for if or when you might need it.
Besides, it can be terribly lonely living alone. You still have my phone number, correct?”
He talked about the boys, and where anybody else would have had her defending them with that ever-present cheer of hers, Hatori was allowed to do so with no retort. He knew them far better than she did, but she did live with them. Tohru felt inclined to agree with the fact that Shigure acted more like a teenager than an adult, but that was the charm of him in an odd way. The same as Kyou’s protectiveness and Yuki’s patience were their centerpoints.
Tohru’s head shook,
“Oh, I don’t think they’re that bad, really. I... will admit that sometimes it gets really loud, what with Kyou always trying to fight Yuki, but it staves off the silence and ... loneliness.” she missed her mother. Very much, and to the point it physically hurt to keep down the tears. Tohru refused to cry, though. She had to be strong, like her mom would have been.
When Hatori then offered her a place to stay, rent free, initially she was terrified it was a trap. While Hatori was dear to her ( no she was not crushing, what are you talking about. ), he was still the Sohma family’s go-to man for memory erasing. But as she listened to him talk, mentioning her mid-terms (something she’d been stressing about anyway), and then living alone..
Another sweet smile,
“I do, yes. I’ll think on it. It .. would be nice to not have to walk so far to and from school, and from my job too. B-but I wouldn’t live rent free, I couldn’t! I’d pay you something--!” There was no way she’d impose on his kindness like that, if she did take him up on the offer!
“Getting angry? Not much. But you seem more like the kind that gets what they want if they lean on to the ‘cute’ side.” He explains giving her a small smile, it’s been a while since he sees such a perfect puppy faced expression, must be her eyes, they were bright and big.
@xhilarem || continued.
“Right! I suppose, that is. I don’t really like taking anything from anyone. My mom always said that if you work hard, you’ll get whatever you want in life, if you need it.” Tohru folded her hands in front of her, dark hair pulled over one shoulder in a loose braid.
It then occured to her.. that she did not know his name.
“Ahh I’m so sorry! I rambled on without even introducing myself!” the girl stepped aside and bowed deeply, “I’m Tohru Honda. It’s a pleasure to meet you!”
“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
@veraxest
“Ah? Oh! Hehe, you saw that? A friend of mine told me I should get angry or try to get what I actually want sometimes.” she poked her tongue out, smiling up to the man,
“I’m trying to follow that advice! Though I’m not sure if I’m very good at it..”
friends with benefits sentence starters:
“what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
“i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
“i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
“i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
“here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
“you said i was your soulmate.”
“work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
“but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
“you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
“why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
“i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
“i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
“i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
“what are you, a gazelle?”
“don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
“wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
“you don’t fucking know me man.”
“i took his virginity.”
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
“run gazelle! run!”
“i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
“if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
“everyone in this city seems really violent.”
“do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
“go and fuck a dick.”
“i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
“we can tear this shit up.”
“hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
“you sure you’re not gay?”
“i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
“god, you’re such a girl.”
“girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
“this shit is amazing.”
“i love that sunsets make you cry.”
“i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
“god, i miss sex.”
“hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
“i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
“i do have a thing for jerks.”
“i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
“and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
“you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
“you have a bible app?”
“no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
“come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
“that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
“your ass is a little bony.”
“i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
“feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
“what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
“nobody wants to fuck obama.”
“what are you my fucking therapist now?”
“every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
“as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
“harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
“my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
“do you feel manly now?”
“are you pooping?”
“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
“it was like talking to dirt.”
“i’m starving, you got any gin?”
“i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
“me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
“i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
“one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
“i told him you were my gay best friend.”
“he smells like a girl.”
“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
“no, go fuck yourself.”
“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
“forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
“get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
“we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
“nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
“i just need you to be my friend right now.”
“okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
“i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
“you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
“all that matters is how you look at him.”
“i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
“you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
“are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
“i actually thought you were different.”
“with friends like you who needs friends?”
“i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
“my prince charming? you.”
“if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
“if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
“it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
“i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
“on one condition. kiss me.”