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“ is this a joke to you — ?!” :)))
“I mean, everything is typically a joke to me, so.... yes?”
I’m on like five blogs right now so I’m sorry if I’m a little slow! I’m about to hop off to eat dinner, but when I come back, I might do a starter call or post an open or two.
“are you okay” no, next question
The more things change they say That the more they stay the same
You think you’re making changes?
But the only thing you can change is your name!
Because it’s Kira! Kira!
independent semi-selective musical based light yagami from death note penned by makenzie
secret relationship .
painful
“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
“ are you sure we will — ? ”
“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
“ is this a joke to you?”
“ i deleted all our texts. ”
“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
provoked
“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
“ is this a joke to you — ?!”
“ stop that — we’re in public. ”
“ no, not until we get home. ”
“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
steamy
“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
“ i missed your scent…”
“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
innocent
“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
This is Michael Bryce, I’m an executive protection agent. I’ve extracted my client. Cleanup is required. You might want to call the bomb squad.
Independent, canon-divergent Michael Bryce from the 2017 movie The Hitman’s Bodyguard.
※ UNDER THE DOME 1x01: PILOT SENTENCE STARTERS ※
starters from the first episode of the first season of cbs’ “under the dome”! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more utd
“I didn’t want to overreact.”
“You never know with this damn place.”
“You off to the game today?”
“Heavy is the head that wears many hats.”
“I’m not sure that’s quite how that one goes.”
“That’s me buying your next vote.”
“We’re all in this together.”
“It’s been a fun summer.”
“We both know what this is.”
“You go back to school in a few days.”
“I’m dropping out, I dropped out, I’m done.”
“College is just another lame-ass pyramid scheme.”
“They hand you a free ride out of this place and you throw it away?”
“I have loved you since the third grade.”
“You’re the only person in the whole world who knows the real me.”
“And that’s why I can’t be with you.”
“Why are you acting like this?”
“You wanted to see me in person?”
“I called you because I got a tip.”
“Looks like someone’s planning one hell of a barbecue.”
“You think this might be connected to terrorism?”
“Why tell me? Why not the police?”
“Here’s the thing: when he told me, he sounded nervous.”
“Believe me, that man’s never sounded nervous a day in his life.”
“I’ll do some digging.”
“Whatever you find, you leave my name the hell out of it.”
“I’ll never understand why you said yes to one of those meatheads.”
“We got a problem. Your guy shows up, he doesn’t have the money, and he tries to renegotiate. Aggressively.”
“You okay? I saw your car spin out.”
“Hey, no, don’t touch that…!”
“Holy crap… what is it?”
“And that’s supposed to make me feel better?”
“Whatever it is, I’d probably stop touching it.”
“What the hell is happening?”
“Looks like a prop plane just exploded in midair.”
“Is your phone getting any service?”
“Generator’s cooking, and we’re up and running again.”
“Our ratings are gonna be amazing.”
“What the hell happened here?”
“I was almost killed, this man saved my life.”
“Whatever this thing is, it’s big.”
“I don’t think he can hear you.”
“Step away from there, Linda.”
“I don’t understand. What is it?”
“Joe, would you go home and stay there?”
“This is a crime scene.”
“Plane falls out of the sky, that’s news.”
“I’m the ranking official here, and I’m ordering you to leave.”
“Who the hell are you?”
“You need real food, honey.”
“Seriously? Can we please drive somewhere else?”
“We can stop for lunch later.”
“You think we might be stuck in here a while.”
“So you’re military, huh?”
“Something bad is going on out there.”
“The cable is out, it doesn’t mean it’s the end-times.”
“Please, pay careful attention.”
“Please stop what you’re doing and listen.”
“For the millionth time, that was an accident.”
“Nothing about this is all right.”
“We’re on our own.”
“I should go check on him.”
“Can I bum one?”
“You saw whatever did all this?”
“I just want to get out of here.”
“Looks like a ghost town in here.”
“The last thing this mess needs is amateurs with badges.”
“That has nothing to do with this.”
“Should we tell them the truth?”
“You were more than happy to turn a blind eye, but you’re not dumb.”
“Are you threatening me?”
“Just reminding you what the lay of the land is.”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to sneak up on you like that.”
“Do we know each other?”
“Something about you just looks so familiar.”
“I’m talking to you, dumbass.”
“Look, I don’t know what I did to piss you off, but I promise you, you don’t want to start something here.”
“Everything alright out here?”
“Everyone’s been very welcoming.”
“What the hell was that about?”
“I’m not about to let you sleep out here like an animal.”
“You looking for something?”
“If you do everything I say, I promise you won’t get hurt, okay?”
“I didn’t want it to go like this.”
“There’s no point spreading rumors.”
“If anybody needs anything, you know where to find me.”
“I swear, in the long run, you’re gonna thank me for this.”
“You’ve lost your mind…!”
“I’m the only person that really understands what’s going on around here.”
“All I ask for is patience.”
“All that matters is you’re okay.”
“School’s out there, I’m here, and I want to help.”
“Honey, are you home?”
“You must think I’m an idiot.”
“I can’t wait to meet him.”
“No one has any idea what’s going on here.”
“This is an unparalleled event in human history.”
OKAY UM. I’m probably gonna pass the fuck out soon, or just get distracted with stupid ass videos or another dumbass Christmas movie, but I’ll be online tomorrow to plot with everyone!
Everyone after Guardians of the Galaxy 2
So here we are…
“Star-Lord, man. Legendary outlaw?”
did yall know... I chose my mun name because.... I love lorde with a passion and also once I said my name was star lord at starbucks and they spelled it “star lorde” so now its official, I am lorde
snowinabottle:
AN UNEASY FEELING running down her spine, muscles tensing immediately. slowly amelias fingers started to get cold, hands clinched into fists to suppress the upcoming emotions. what was this guy talking about !? was this a bad joke ? a prank from one of her colleagues ? what if . . NO. ❛ are you kidding me ? ❜ fear mixed with doubts, eyes searching for an EVIDENCE of the truth. he MUST BE LYING — since only seconds ago, the scientist was in her laboratory on earth ! ❛ this . . what is this ? WHERE AM I ? ❜ was it a trick ? had they started HUNTING MUTANTS again ? was she trapped, kept caged and under the influence of some fancy drugs ? COLD spreading from hands to her whole body, skin covered by a thin layer of glistening ice. she wouldn’t let them keep her, she wouldn’t !
Okay, so maybe she didn’t know how she got there. Giving her the benefit of a doubt would be the kind thing to do, but in his experience, strangers on his ship never ended well. “Oh yeah, keep playing fucking du--” Peter stopped mid sentence when he saw the ice coating the woman’s skin. That... wasn’t normal. He was used to things being far from normal, seeing as he spoke to a talking tree every day, but a weird woman turning into a human popsicle in front of him? That was something he had to be cautious about. Slowly, he raised up his hands. “You’re on my ship. Which is currently floating through space. I’m heading to this diner on a planet not far from here because I heard they have shit that tastes just like a cheeseburger. You can, uh, stop with the whole Frosty the Snowman thing, okay? I’m not gonna hurt you unless you hurt me, Scout’s honor.”
mmm when will those... gotg2 peter quill rp icons surface themselves...
snowinabottle:
BROWS FURROWED, the brunette crossed her arms in front of her chest, scanning the other with a confused look. ❛ i was about to ask you THE SAME. ❜ , she hissed — noticing that something, somehow went terribly WRONG. ❛ this isn’t colorado, is it ? ❜
“Uh, not unless Colorado is suddenly an alien space ship that’s in a galaxy far, far away.” His tone was annoyed, to say the least. It wasn’t that he was irritated with her specifically, he would have been irritated no matter who showed up on his ship without his permission, or the permission of any member of his odd little team. “You gonna tell me how the hell you got here?”
“Holy fuckarooni, what the fuck are you doing here?”
Break my muse. Exploit their insecurities and weaknesses. Do whatever it takes to make them angry or cry.