Guess I'm an Outer Wilds blog now

I reblog lots of shit. Sometimes I say my own original thoughts If i dont respond to your asks its never personal i truly just forgot

[closeted-skelet0n]

Skeleton. Why are you closeted

I’m a homosexual

[eudaemonic-plum]

Trivia time:

In the french translation of Outer Wilds, everyone calls you 'little rock', BUT, for some reason, 3 specific Hearthians also call you 'pebble', which is… really cute in my opinion ?! What's with them 3 anyway-

(I don't even know if the difference in meaning between 'pebble' and 'rock' is significant in English, hum-)

[bumblebeedog]

feldpar drawing ::)

[prism-j]

Did someone say outer wilds beach episode???

[closeted-skelet0n]

this is what it feels like when the fun new online Friend Game of the month comes out and everyone’s having a fun time while your broke ass just watches

[baradragon]

all timer to me specifically

[saltyfinalboss]

I've published my Lancer Shimeji! Besides the usual shimeji behaviors, he has a few custom ones:

He will make a splat noise every time he lands. Every single time.

He is pettable on the head when he's sitting down.

Push his tummy to hear a cool song!

He'll wave at you, spin and jump around like he does in the inventory!

...And more! You can download it here! Enjoy!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I pulled my sister in law for the family holiday gift swap this year and I'm vibrating with excitement. I've been wanting to get her for years. she's the most basic woman I've ever met and I mean that with admiration that borders on fear. Her house is full of inspirational quotes in cursive. Her bathroom has a "Lashes Long Coffee Strong" poster and she doesn't even drink coffee. Her makeup is Did. Her hair is Did. She is fashionably tipsy at every occasion. She sells bougie wine for a living and brings a hair curler with her on vacation. She is the maximalist luxury target consumer for literally everything. I am obsessed with her the way a gay man is obsessed with Liza Minelli. I would buy her a pink rhinestone car with lashes on the headlights if it wasn't a bit outside the secret santa spending limit.

Ideas I've had so far:

A gold plated wine opener with her name engraved on it

some kind of classy-but-cunty Christmas decor. Something chi-chi and sparkly that's giving "oh, it's Christmas, bitch"

one of those instax mini cameras in a color like "blossom pink" because you know this diva scrapbooks

those little bone china Tiffany's cups that are made to look like cheap disposable paper cups but they're Tiffany blue and they say "Tiffany's" on them (because you know this diva is obsessed with Tiffany's)

a Swarovski birthstone bracelet because you know this diva actually gives a shit about her birthstone

I hope none of this comes off as sarcastic because if my kidneys were gold and made by Louis Vuitton I'd give her one of those. This woman is delightful and friendly and warm and organizes the family photo with an air of command fit for a British naval commodore. She is more self-actualized than me, she is happier than me, her chi is clean, and she still talks about her quinceañera. Her wedding was "Tuscan-themed." How do I please this perfect angel. What should be my tribute

[iiryebreadii]

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

[pnyukumuku]

idk i dont hear anything

[pnyukumuku]

steal a fish or two surely this will have no consequences whatsoever (continuation of this post a little bit)

[bisexualwario]

a conversation i saw on twitter about statues worth keeping reminded me of what is easily one of my favorites.

this is outside of the university of maryland’s student union building, a bench with a statue of one of UMd’s most universally beloved alumni, jim henson, conversing with kermit. people (usually incoming freshmen) will sit down next to them and have their picture taken. it’s one of the most pure and beautiful things on this earth.

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Voting ended on5h

Soma 😔

[prism-j]

The coolest Hearthian of all time, my sibling’s hatchling JT (Jimthompsonite) 🔥🔥

[ntrider]

people will say "ok maybe video games are art" but they're thinking of like, 2017 classic indie game that won awards for its storytelling and you'll be thinking of how Pitfall for Atari 2600 is as much art as any book and they'll think you're joking to make a point