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what's shakin'?

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How to sneak hugs after doing it way too often

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Puppies with eyepatches

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Bandaids

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Charger cord replacement

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Hair ties

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Based on this post

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Eye patches for cats

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Classy eye patches for cats

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Eye patch that's see through but still looks black on the outside?

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Eye patches for cats

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Classy eye patches for cats

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Eye patches for cats

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What to do when the children acquire guns

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Xigbar....

Have you been giving the children guns?

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Should have just let me have given them knives instead.

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How about....no giving the children weapons?

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...I may have taught them how to shoot

I didn't think they'd actually run off with the guns

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*sighs*

Xigbar....

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It could be worse!

I might not have taught 'em at all and what then?

...please help me find those dumbasses before they hurt themselves

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What to do when the children acquire guns

[aerithsearchhistory]

Xigbar....

Have you been giving the children guns?

[angealssearchhistory]

Should have just let me have given them knives instead.

[aerithsearchhistory]

How about....no giving the children weapons?

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...I may have taught them how to shoot

I didn't think they'd actually run off with the guns

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What to do when the children acquire guns

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Dad jokes but ones the kids haven't heard yet

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Why do I feel like you went "pew pew" with your guns at once.

...did the little squirts tell you about that? I can't believe I've been betrayed by 12 year olds

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How to

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*finger guns*

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Xigbar what does this mean?

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Wouldn' you like to know ;)

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:l ...YES. ... ... .... Is this flirt?

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Do you want it to be? 😘

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:l I love you Xig but please, your prettier when your not sleep deprived.

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Wait

So you think I'm pretty to begin with? ,not that it matters.. I don't even look like this

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Of course I do, one of the reasons your so attractive to me. =u=

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Wow I hope you get a refund...

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Hm. Threw out the reciept Im afraid I'm stuck with you. *shrugs* woe is me.

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Not anymore you're not *audio disruption and screeching metallic noise*

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...xig?

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*seemingly random words from Google trying to translate the screeching noise*

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How to

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*finger guns*

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Xigbar what does this mean?

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Wouldn' you like to know ;)

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:l ...YES. ... ... .... Is this flirt?

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Do you want it to be? 😘

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:l I love you Xig but please, your prettier when your not sleep deprived.

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Wait

So you think I'm pretty to begin with? ,not that it matters.. I don't even look like this

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Of course I do, one of the reasons your so attractive to me. =u=

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Wow I hope you get a refund...

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Hm. Threw out the reciept Im afraid I'm stuck with you. *shrugs* woe is me.

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Not anymore you're not *audio disruption and screeching metallic noise*

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How to inform others that you just died *the rest of the search is gibberish*