Slime

when life gives you lemons squeeze them into everyone's eyes

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Someone let me talk to them about flying airplanes I have no friends and Im postponing telling my parents about my recent flight for when I see them in person this weekend

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I have been living away from home for three months now and for the first time I am experiencing the rage of having obnoxious neighbors playing loud music at 11 pm.

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And for the record, it's not even good music. It's literally the same exact beat over and over and over and over and over and over IT ENDED OMG BLESS

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I have been living away from home for three months now and for the first time I am experiencing the rage of having obnoxious neighbors playing loud music at 11 pm.

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No, Duolingo. I don't want to show off my 500 day streak. Idk if I should really be proud of that.

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"More right rudder. Maintain centerline."

Bestie I'm TRYING. You want me slamming right rudder so we go veering off the runway in the OTHER direction???

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My instructor and I talked about concerns with flight time after we landed today. Turns out when someone reaches out asking if you need help, you shouldn't joke about the chief pilot stealing your flight time because they'll take it seriously and tell the chief.

CoPilot Gavin is a snitch.

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I am ready for the day! And I have rubbed scented oil on my body so I will bake nice and evenly up in the sky today.

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I greatly underestimated the sun. I might actually bake alive up there. I be never flown on a summer afternoon. I usually fly mornings. I'm so cooked.

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I sweat more in that plane than a damn rotisserie in an oven bro. We ended the flight early because the cockpit was 110 degrees.

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I am ready for the day! And I have rubbed scented oil on my body so I will bake nice and evenly up in the sky today.

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I greatly underestimated the sun. I might actually bake alive up there. I be never flown on a summer afternoon. I usually fly mornings. I'm so cooked.

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I am ready for the day! And I have rubbed scented oil on my body so I will bake nice and evenly up in the sky today.

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Just looked at the two posts that have been rotting in my drafts and one is so extremely profound that it actually struck me but the one beneath it was so random and had absolutely zero meaning

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Not to be the parking police but I have a neighbor who takes the shaded parking so seriously they taped some paper to the shade thing saying that it was THEY'RE spot and only THEY can park there, meanwhile that parking spot has MY UNIT NUMBER on it and last I checked they DON'T LIVE HERE

like if you're gonna be a bitch about a parking spot at least make sure it's YOUR parking spot

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I sit on Zhongli's face all. the. time.

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sketch

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Only scraps for notes?? Preposterous.

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I sit on Zhongli's face all. the. time.

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Me: *describing tinnea versicolor to my brother*

Me: so the dermatologist said that everyone has natural yeast on their ski-

Brother: not me. I don't.

Me: 🙂

Me: so the DERMATOLOGIST SAID-

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"Try adding some tags to your recent post" no I've decided Tumblr is my diary now and you don't add tags to a diary entry leave me alone.

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I need a bf so he can ask me why I'm not drinking water and I can tell him I ran out of bottled water and don't like the flavor of my tap water and without me asking he goes and buys me more bottled water and I fall deeper in love with him because that's all it takes I'm literally that easy (my skin is the only hydrated part of my body)