I took some screenshots using freecam in Hank's house and I will now throw them at everyone, despite no one asking for them.
First the bedroom, looks kinda nice and cozy, I like it. It's a nice bed and Hank likes pillows. That wallpaper is ugly tho.
Bathroom: The sticky notes are kinda cute.
On top: "Love my job" This could be ironic and mean actually he hates it but I don't believe it. I actually believe, Hank does love his job. He's the youngest Lieutenant Detroit ever had. If you hate your job you don't put that much energy into it. So yes, Hank fucking loves his job but he's heavily depressed, so he needs a reminder. Something keeping him going.
"Shaving or not" I say not, beard is hot, thanks. I don't have any interpretation for that.
"I'm not grumpy, I just don't like you" Sounds like millenial mood, I can identify.
"Keep smiling" Wonder if that's also his way trying to battle depression? Maybe something a therapist told him to do.
"Today will be fabulous" That's either ironic or also something a therapist told him to do. But anyway it's kinda cute thinking that he put these there to try and help himself get through the day.
Ok what the actual fuck is this? Did I say I ship Hankcon? Fuck that, I ship Hank's bathroom with a cleaning rug because that shit is filthy as fuck. Also the room is huge but so empty.
That flora shirt is actually super cute and we were robbed by never being able to see him in it.
Callback to earlier when I said, he loves his job? This man is a fucking workaholic, he has three hole cases of files at home. I bet he spends all the free time he doesn't drinking with work. Also the Computer screen says "Super awesome landing page" Like ok cool :'D
"Oh let's see what music Hank likes to listen to."
"Music" and "Magazin" oh well.
There is actually a river behind his house, which I love. But somehow no backyard, which I don't agree with so I elect to ignore it. Hank totally has a backyard.
Anyway, here we got Hank's neighbourhood, which first of all is fully rendered and my graphics card is hating it. Why would you do this to my poor Computer? Also his neighbourhood is one street surrounded by a canal on fours sides with a lot of boats which I find incredibly funny.
Anyway, while I was snooping around in Hank's private life for like half an hour, Connor stood outside in the rain patiently waiting for me to get on with it. The game also kept urging me to press the right trigger to see my objective and safe Hank from his alcohol poisoning, which I decided not to do :D
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