I'm Like A Race Car

Jake Martin, lover of all things chicken and the environment. Get to know me. Multi-universe floater account. AIM: jakeyboyswag

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favorite lyrics: sign of the times

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You Can’t Look Back // Taking Back Sunday

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OH MY GOD

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finally watching degrassi and ARE MILES AND LOLA GETTING TOGETHER BECAUSE THEYRE MY CRACKSHIP OMG

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I want to rp again. I also want to make a new person. Riverdale maybe. I want a Veronica Jughead crackship.

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I'm Beyoncé, always.

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Text: Imo

Imogen: Can you imagine if we really could get food through the telephone? Oh man...I would have munchies all the time. Damn you cartoons for lying to me.

Imogen: I mean, trueee, he is no Jake Martin. ;)

Imogen: Type? Pft, Imogen Moreno has very broad tastes. She just wants to be happy though. None of these folks make her the right amount of happy, ja feel? Though, tall and goofy seems to happen a lot with me.

Imogen: I would just cry about not seeing you. However, oh my god, yess! I'll clean the apartment...not that it's messy or anything. nope. Living alone was totally not a bad idea. Dorm living was totally not easier. I can't wait to see you though, ahh.

Imogen: I wish you didn't have to lie either, but ugh, what would I do without my Jake time? My morning Jake and Bakes...-insert whining clingy noise here- Dude, no way would Katie Matlin of all people forget that...but it might be best to wait it out until she mentions it again? Then just say you were actually thinking a lot about it and blahblahblah

Imogen: Eek. I hope I never have to give you that look, Jake Martin. I just might if you keep mentioning food, this homework is killing me and I need food.

Imogen: Ssh, I like talking about you so it ain't no big thang. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm done. But really, I'm doing homework and debating on pizza. Do I order pizza? My day was full of school and I did feed this little bird in the park, it was just the crust to my sandwich but it seemed pretty happy about it!

Jake: If we could get food through the phone, I'd have no reason to see you again.

Jake: Kidding!

Jake: I mean, isn't that what everyone wants? To be happy? I want you to be happy, Ims. Let me think, who's tall and goofy that I know...what about Mo? You can be one of those couples who combine names. Momogen.

Jake: Nooo don't cry, nothing makes me more upset than seeing you cry.

Jake: I know you, I know there are probably a ton of clothes and art supplies everywhere. I can't wait to see you either. We can have a movie night, right? I just want to relax for once, I've been so on edge lately.

Jake: I would figure it out. There are jobs, right? I could always save and take secret flights to visit you. That would work, I think.

Jake: I'll tell her when the time is right. Maybe.

Jake: I'll shave my head and run away.

Jake: I know you do, but I feel like I'm not doing my friendly duties by not asking you what you've been up to. How's your uh, dad?

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Text: Imo

Imogen: Oh my God! A sandwich! That is what I need right now...

Imogen: And done, if you couldn't tell, there was a good 3 minute gap there as I threw it together and omg it's amazing. Also, it's not like you would "bang" me either. You already said it. So, what's there to worry about, right?And hey, Eli is super cool!

Imogen: Shut uppp, maybe I have. Maybe I just need to get my cuddle on. Do you know how long it's been? Too long.

Imogen: First off, I would never get tired of texting you, as you can see by the massive amount of texts I send to you. However, I don't think Katie would let you do much skyping with me. Which makes me one sad Imogen. Not to mention, being stuck out there really would suck. I would rescue you though! On a mighty steed!

Imogen: You gotta figure out something to tell her. Maybe that you're not ready to go yet? You don't want to rush anything? I mean, she can accept it or not. Hopefully she will... oh my god, please don't die. I need youuu. eLI NEEDS you. you haven't even totally taught me how to drive that big truck omg no dying.

Jake: Aren't we in the time of The Jetsons? Why can't you just send me half of your sandwich through the phone? The future was all a lie.

Jake: Eh

Jake: And Eli is alright. He's no me or anything. :P

Jake: Are there really no guys at your school? They can't all be not your type. Actually, what is your type? I can't remember you ever having one.

Jake: Yeah, but there's always the notion of these texts just buying us time until we see each other again. Which, if I play my cards right, I think I'll be able to drive out to you this weekend. My dad has some work out there and I can always tell Katie I'm helping him out.

Jake: I just wish she would take the time to get to know you. I mean, it would take all of ten minutes of her talking to you for her to know you'd never see me that way. And then I wouldn't have to lie about coming to visit you.

Jake: Maybe I'll hold off for telling her long enough and pretend to have forgotten that she suggested it? Who am I kidding, Katie is the biggest planner I've ever met. Moreso than Clare. She'd never let me forget the deadline to submitting my application was coming. I'll figure it out, alright?

Jake: I uh, actually just ended up leaving. She's that weird kind of angry when she's not yelling, but you can see the fire in her eyes. I'm probably going to pay for this tomorrow but whatever, I'm getting donuts.

Jake: I've spent way too much time talking about myself. Shit. What did you do today, how was your day, what are you doing right now?

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Text: Imo

Imogen: Exactly! Us three can solve the crime, while they do...whatever it is they do.

Imogen: It is, trust me. I also feel that if miss K-T knew about the SMO-KEY (hehe I'm so clever) she would be very upset. I wish she would be okay with me too, not fair. God dang it, Eli for just being that cool.

Imogen: Mm, nah. I'm waiting for someone special. You'll figure out which guy to let through eventually because I'll beat you with a stick if you don't.

Imogen: Nooo, don't say that. The times I get to see you are the best, you can't move THAT far from me. I'd die without you. Or starve. Something! I mean...she is a little spiteful one- with a brain. She could have plotted it, but I doubt it? Maybe though... However, if you don't want to go, don't. If you won't be happy, don't do it. Tell her that.

Imogen: I think you talk a good amount, an amount I can dig. But what does me being a girl have to do with that, sir?

Jake: And make sandwiches, Shaggy and Scooby sandwiches are pure gold. Actually, I want a sandwich right now, but if I ask Katie to make me one I think I'd seem sexist.

Jake: Jesus, she can never find out. She would murder me, bring me back, yell at me, and murder me again. I don't think she thinks he's cool, I think she thinks I won't ever bang him.

Jake: JOKES ON HER, ELI AND I ARE ALWAYS NAKED CUDDLING.

Jake: That's cute...I guess. And super girly. Have you been watching too many chick flicks lately?

Jake:I don't want to move that far away from you! Or move far at all. If I go where she wants us, if things don't work out I'm just kind of there alone. I'd have no one else but her. And who's to say you wouldn't get tired of only texting and skyping all the time?

Jake: I can't tell her that. I mean, even though I hate how much she nags, I do like her a lot. I don't want to disappoint her, I can't take it when she cries.

Jake: You can give me that girl insight that I'm missing. Aren't your bras magic or something? You can tell me why Katie is currently giving me the evil eye from across the room I think she figured out I'm not researching universities please send help if I die you can have my truck make sure Eli knows I love him rip

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Text: Imo

Imogen: You got it, boss! This will be plastered on the web. Can I be Velma, pleeease?

Imogen: Ugh, well that's just not fair. Whoa, someone /jealous/ of me? As if. Probably just that she doesn't have your FULL attention. If Eli texted you, it'd be the same probs.

Imogen: A hot sister, right? That you have to keep all your friends from dating because too precious. I get it.

Imogen: Well, if it's not in the books for you yet, don't go. Don't be unhappy. Life is way too short, Mr. Martin! And oh golly, if only I could be so lucky :P

Jake: Of course, that's always how it is right? Shaggy, Scooby, and Velma go one way, Fred and Daphne go a different way.

Jake: Oh, come on, it can't be that surprising. You're not the worst person I could be talking to. It's weird, she's actually okay with how much I time I spend with Eli. but she doesn't know that we're smoking.

Jake: Yeah, I beat guys off with a stick constantly. They're like, Jake man, when are you gonna set me up with that Imogen girl. Should I be letting them through?

Jake: Yeah, true. I feel like everything is happening so fast. I don't even know what I want to do, and she wants me to go to university with her, I wouldn't even be able to drive to see you with how far she wants us to go. Hmm, maybe that's her plan.

Jake: You're a girl, do you think I talk to you too much?

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Text: Imo

Imogen: Of course, that's how you put away so much food isn't it? Oh my God...Like Shaggy! From Scooby Doo.

Imogen: You're allowed to get busy too, silly. And you have to fill me in on what's going on, right? Texting is understood here.

Imogen: Oh no, Maya. And no, that's awesome. You're going to be even further away from me though. :(

Jake: As long as Eli is Scooby. Oh god, I have to text him that. Please photoshop a picture of Eli as Scooby.

Jake: According to Katie I shouldn't be. It's getting kind of frustrating, I'm literally doing everything I can think of to keep her happy, and then the second she sees your name pop up on my phone, I suddenly become the enemy.

Jake: It's not like she has anything to worry about, you're like my sister.

Jake: That's the thing, I...kind of don't want to go to college. I feel like I should, because it's the right thing to do, but I really just want to spend some time out in the world, getting life experience. Who knows, maybe I'll end up near you again.

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Text: Imo

Imogen: Seriously, who doesn't want to go exploring and eat burritos? Eh.

Imogen: Clurr was different, she had so much going on in her own little head. Anyway, how does she figure that? I thought she was the one that was always busy? :( Poor Jakey.

Jake: You just described my ideal date. Well, and a little bit of uh, you know. What I did with Eli.

Jake: I dunno, she's always busy, but if I'm ever busy she gets annoyed, as though I shouldn't be. Or she gets upset if I'm texting while I'm with her.

Jake: Like now. But she's just going on about something Maya did and I'm nodding enthusiastically and pretending to look up this engineering program at the university she's going to.

Jake: Did I tell you about that?

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Text: Imo

Imogen: Well, nobody. Nor am I anyone's girlfriend, see the problem? ANYWAY, what's wrong Jakey Poo? Why would /you/ need a boyfriend class?

Jake: I really don't see why not, I mean, you'd be a good girlfriend, I think.

Jake: I don't know, Katie, what else? I didn't have these problems when I dated Clare, she always says I don't see her enough. Or I'm always busy with my phone.

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Text: Imo

Jake: Do you think there will be a boyfriending 101 class at University?

Imogen: Is that even a thing? Maybe I should attend too...

Jake: Wait, who are you a boyfriend to?

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Text: Imo

Jake: Do you think there will be a boyfriending 101 class at University?

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