[glassbonespaperskin]

[palavre]

[slk-t]

[sugoi-boy-deactivated20181108]

[plsdonttakemyadvice]

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

[polysymphonic]

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

[soundsofmyuniverse]

[animalsnaps]

“Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.”

— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[timbllr]

[mystiquepictorial]

[animalsnaps]

“She’s so beautiful yet so sad, always saying no one will ever love her, & yet when somebody tells her that they love her she runs and hides”

— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[foranydream-deactivated20170709]

[renovation]

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[bokehm0n]

Summer in the Dolomites

[hillergoodspeed]

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie