rebel scum

welcome to my blog! lucan (xe/xem/xyrs // id/eius). 21, bi, poet. once i almost killed an emperor and it was awesome.

[catilinas]

my favourite parts of scholarship on the pharsalia are where academics are like. is it just me or does lucan know a suspicious amount about necromancy for a guy who claims to think necromancy is bad

[eternalgirlscout]

not gay as in happy, but queer as in i love you

[eternalgirlscout]

i don’t mean this as a joke. i mean this as an expression of what queer means to me. this is the core of it: love, but radically. love, but in defiance. and i don’t mean “love is love” either; i mean love like militant solidarity between queer women and queer men and all other iterations and permutations of both and neither and something else. i mean love like trans self love. like decolonizing gender. i mean love like found families, like vows beyond and intentionally distinct from marriage. i mean love is a riot. i mean a love that transcends hunger. i mean love like disruption, like breaking concrete foundations like frost and thaw because to live otherwise is unthinkable or unlivable or simply and plainly unwanted

i mean queer like a shot-glass or a sledgehammer. something that shatters borders, that tears down walls and does not, cannot build them. i mean genderqueer queerplatonic we’re here we’re queer qpoc queer theory queer liberation queer Queer QUEER

[xlucanx]

i’m gonna use this to jumpstart my career actually

oh worm that’s bigge kinne i got like one braincell

[xlucanx]

goblincore but roman ……… send tweet give me products and affiliate links thanks

[illemartialis]

im gonna sue you for stealing my fucking intellectual property. i havent patented it but you know im a goblin so i can still sue. im a lawyer

[xlucanx]

u literally just said u didn’t patent it li’l dude. c’mon read a lawbook !!!! i just looked up intellectual property law now n taht’s what it said

if i call it my PURRoPURRty you can’t tell me no cause u know ur a Damned Furry

[illemartialis]

yeah maybe i didnt but do you really wanna claim something that would definitely be associated with me

hey!! thats racist against furries. maybe i wanna call it purrpawperty. now im gonna sue you for racism and ill definitely win

[xlucanx]

hmmmm ...... you are kinda stinky but i wanna claim something on this desolate cruel earth. also i’m gay and i said so!!

are you like fur real stupid or only fake stupid serious question

[xlucanx]

goblincore but roman ……… send tweet give me products and affiliate links thanks

[illemartialis]

im gonna sue you for stealing my fucking intellectual property. i havent patented it but you know im a goblin so i can still sue. im a lawyer

[xlucanx]

u literally just said u didn’t patent it li’l dude. c’mon read a lawbook !!!! i just looked up intellectual property law now n taht’s what it said

if i call it my PURRoPURRty you can’t tell me no cause u know ur a Damned Furry

[xlucanx]

goblincore but roman ......... send tweet give me products and affiliate links thanks

[xlucanx]

tea

some people just are not good at things

[illemartialis]

Dear, stop stealing my epigram ideas. How am I supposed to put food on the table like this?

[xlucanx]

im so sorry father i did not think about our family and our future. i will have to restrain myself to long callouts on school radio at 2 am when im playin gay bops

[xlucanx]

gay ri

chter scale how much am i S HK IGINKGG !!! when i see the cute person

[xlucanx]

tea

some people just are not good at things

[xlucanx]

somebody told me

that you had a boyfriend

who looked like a girlfriend

who looked like a boyfriend

who looked like a girlfriend

who looked like me in february of last year

[xlucanx]

im sorry. that was awful and disgusting. ur terrible. i never even want to think about you for the rest of my mortal life, so that i may forget you for my immortal life

dude theres only so much i can do. ive already got a thicc anime dude on my laptop. i cant do much more. 

[xlucanx]

i’m rebranding myself…..i’m taking suggestions!

i think i will be a little less l OL XD ~~!!!1 quirky. i’d like to keep some Spice TM though. anyway what would you like to see? your comments are welcome

[illemartialis]

why would you ever want to change your personality? improvin yourself is for squares and cowards. i mean you could always act a lil hornier like me but i doubt youll take my advice on that

[xlucanx]

that was ... oddly sweet, thank you pawrent!

i’m horny enough thanks but it’s uhhhh appreciated

[xlucanx]

i’m rebranding myself.....i’m taking suggestions!

i think i will be a little less l OL XD ~~!!!1 quirky. i’d like to keep some Spice TM though. anyway what would you like to see? your comments are welcome

[xlucanx]

now i don’t usually say this but wolfpoodles would have been better off as fursuit creations than real life soul snatching demons

[illemartialis]

all animals are better off as fursuit creations bc theyre sexier that way

i have a phd in fursuitology so you can trust my professional opinion on that

[xlucanx]

i mean i guess…i guess that’s valid. a lil shane dawson for my tastes.

wow they give phds out just like that? i need to get one in good taste

[illemartialis]

i dont know who that is but im gonna sue him for copyright infringement just in case

yeah but they only give them to smart people with good opinions so good luck with that. or i can help you fake one. im good at shit like that cause i deal with fraud cases all the time

[xlucanx]

ya you should

oh! i think that defrauding people is very sexy. i think i would like to do that.

[xlucanx]

now i don’t usually say this but wolfpoodles would have been better off as fursuit creations than real life soul snatching demons

[illemartialis]

all animals are better off as fursuit creations bc theyre sexier that way

i have a phd in fursuitology so you can trust my professional opinion on that

[xlucanx]

i mean i guess…i guess that's valid. a lil shane dawson for my tastes.

wow they give phds out just like that? i need to get one in good taste

[xlucanx]

now i don't usually say this but wolfpoodles would have been better off as fursuit creations than real life soul snatching demons

[illemartialis]

shit i didnt think of that!! mostly cause i never think at all LMAO. not sure how i havent gotten disbarred yet tbh

i mean once youve accepted being a furry waifu whats the point in resisting anything

[xlucanx]

theyre too a-fur-aid of u. like they know damn well u could destroy anyone u wanted to. 

ive got a rebellious nature that cannot be tamed!!!!!!!!!!