“The Office” Season 7 Starters
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“Who’s the guy who invented the peanut?”
“Oh, look. It’s a humpback whale. How pretty.”
“You are the worst! I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.”
“Tell me everything’s gonna be okay.”
“Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.”
“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.”
“Wait, is it a full moon tonight?”
“I don’t need your help!”
“First rule of watching World Poker Tour at 2 AM: you play the opponent, not the cards.”
“Tonight was a disaster.”
“It’s a pimple…Avril Lavigne gets them and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”
“I’m just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.”
“I’m not crying. I’m sweating.”
“If you break that girl’s heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.”
“What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?”
“Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.”
“Don’t get hung up on just one girl, because there are a lot of other girls over there.”
“You are disgusting. You’ll never find love.”
“Everything he does is sexy.”
“I need to get her back. I can’t be alone anymore.”
“I have very little patience for stupidity.”
“You have got to stop with the hot chocolate stuff.”
“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.”
“I would come anywhere to see a turtle.”
“The breadsticks are like crack.”
“Just tell him you don’t love him. Just be honest with him.”
“I’m not attracted to you. I cringe when you talk.“
“This is for you, trash can!”
“Well, this is gonna hurt like a motherfucker.”
“I just needed to hear your voice.”
“I love you guys. But don’t cross me. But you’re the best.”
“He creeps me out, but I think he might be a genius.”
“Stop trying to figure me out.”
“You’re in the gay mafia.”
“He liked my Facebook photos at 3 AM.”
“I like a little bit of crazy.”
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