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This tiny pudu deer was born on May 12, 2015 at the Wildlife Conservation Society Queens Zoo in New York. Belonging to the world’s smallest deer species, this southern pudu deer (Pudu puda) will grow to be just 12 to 18 inches (30 to 46 cm) tall at the shoulder. image by Julie Larsen Maher © WCS
She is enjoying the feeling of the dirt, the soil and grass beneath her feet; and the air around seems to be dancing with her as she freely moves around, following a rhytm only she is able to hear. Only a transparent fabric the color of a maiden’s blush is covering her hips. Her hair is adorned with ivy and flowers. Her smile grows only slightly as she feels his dark presence. She can feel his eyes on her. Letting out a giggle, she decides to move further away from him, quite playfully.
*Cernunnos steals Elen and sprints into the woods.*
Laughter spilled from her lips as joy filled her. “Yes, I have missed you too!”
Rolling onto his side so as to face her Cernunnos scowls over at Elen. “Popular as me? Most know not who I am, only what some girl with a quill pen wrote down in new age texts. All lies mind you.” He reaches over and taps her on the nose. “But it is still good that people call to you. You deserve the world’s recognition.”
Tsk. “You should teach them, unless they can never learn the truth about you. --- But if you must look at it from the brightside; they have heard of you.” She chuckles again. “Yes...” She murmurs pursing her lips. “I have remained silent for long enough. I have missed having loyal ones and teaching them my own ways. They are fun to play with.” She chuckles again.
The ten known species of chevrotain, or mouse deer, are found in South and Southeast Asia and West Africa. The smallest species weigh as little as 1.5 pounds (.7kg).
this is a pudu deer appreciation post
*Cernunnos steals Elen and sprints into the woods.*
Laughter spilled from her lips as joy filled her. “Yes, I have missed you too!”
Cernunnos squints down at his companion with a purse of his lips. “I suppose you are right…” He begins before releasing Elen and throwing his arms out wide and tipping backwards. As he falls the blades of grass beneath their feet lengthen and widen, stretching up to catch him and cradle him gently as they shrink back to their usual size. “Still! I wish to learn of your travels. Which places you have strayed to.”
She chuckles playfully. “Of course I am.” Grass colored eyes follow him as he falls backwards and with making a soft sound of amusement, she lays next to him. With one hand supporting her head she brushes her messy hair away from her bare chest. “I know--- I have my sanctuaries, and I have been busy with those trying to reach out to me. I may not be as popular as you but I get a few followers every now and then.”
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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*Cernunnos steals Elen and sprints into the woods.*
Laughter spilled from her lips as joy filled her. “Yes, I have missed you too!”
Setting Elen on her feet, he doesn’t move away but instead wraps his arms around her in a tight embrace, a smile cracking his features. “Where have you been?!” He exclaims, muffled by his cheek pressed to her hair.
She chuckles and wraps her arms around him in an embrace just as tight. Her face is buried in his chest. “What truly matters is that I am here at this very moment, am I wrong?” She pulls back just enough to be able to look up at him with a smile on her lips.
Hidden in the shadows of the trees, she watches you with eyes millennia old.
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{Independent roleplay blog for the Celtic Goddess Elen.}
*Cernunnos steals Elen and sprints into the woods.*
Laughter spilled from her lips as joy filled her. “Yes, I have missed you too!”
Christopher Mcleod
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friendly reminder that i’m kind of awful
He laughs at her confident as his fingers drift lower to cup her chin with his thumb and index finger. Elen was and had always been an extraordinarily unique woman who was unashamed of all she brought to the table and he was extremely fond of her for that exact reason. He strokes her chin, thumb brushing her lower lip before he leans down to press his lips against hers in a lasting, tender kiss.
“So conceited.” He murmurs against her lips, pulling away to then press them to her forehead. “How are you?”
The sound of his laughter and the closeness of both their bodies and the core of their beings makes her feel satisfied. Closing her eyes, she leans into his touch and allows him to kiss her quite willingly.
“I only speak of the truth.” She purrs and smiles. “Happy. Yourself?”
Cernunnos’s expression dims with her laughter and he scowls slightly. “I do not take everything seriously. But this, our world, I do. ” Returning to his playful mood he snatches at her, grabbing her around the waist so he may lift her onto one of his shoulders. “Besides, patience is not always my strong suit. Especially when it involves my celebrations.”
Her smile grows slightly as he frowns. She thinks he acts as if he were a stubborn child. Laughing again, the antlered goddess lets him grab her. “You have always been such a gentle man. What are we celebration? Our reuninion?” She asks curiously, not caring about the fact that she feels kind of uncomfortable.