Ruby the Smartass

@xo-rubyevans

ruby evans • 15 • sophomore

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You wanna know what’s weird and kinda freaky? Just imagine that your uncle from your dad’s side of the family is going to marry your aunt from your mom’s side of the family, because that’s an actual thing that’s going to happen this Sunday for me.

...But now that I think about it, I guess it’s not that weird. After all, this is Lima, the town where almost everyone has dated a cousin at some point in their lives, right?

#trashgenstarter

PM || Rusaac

I’m feeling a lot of things, Ruby, I know what I’m feeling. And I don’t want anything from you, like I said before, me telling you all of this is probably not the smartest. Maybe we should put this conversation on hold then? Until you figure out what you’re feeling too.

I guess that might be for the best... I don’t really wanna talk about it anymore, or think about it right now. Sorry..

PM || Rusaac

I’m sorry, Ruby, I didn’t mean for it to come off the wrong way. I swear I didn’t. Or to take your first kiss from you… if it makes you feel better at all, kissing you meant something to me too, okay? I wouldn’t have done it if it didn’t…. But I understand. And I’m so sorry…. what do you mean by weird?

I don’t know.. just weird. I don’t know what I’m feeling, I don’t know what you’re feeling and it’s confusing as heck. I just don’t know what you want from me right now, Isaac...

PM || Rusaac

Oh… Well, I mean, that wasn’t what I was looking for at all, really. I don’t need a girlfriend. But I did feel like I needed to explain myself and tell you how I feel… but if you feel that way, then oh okay.. I’m sorry I brought any of this up at all then, Ruby. Forget I mentioned any of it… I hope it didn’t mess anything up….

Right, that’s why you were so quick to start dating the first girl that expressed interest in you... Don’t you get how that comes across? How everything you’re doing comes across right now? Can you blame me for reacting the way that I am? You kissed me, and I’ve never been kissed before.. that means something to me, okay? It’s confusing and.. I don’t know. I just feel weird...

PM || Rusaac

No, ugh, this isn’t coming across how I want it to… She and I broke up because I like you, okay? That’s what I’m trying to say…. Obviously it doesn’t mean that. And yes of course I do, maybe, I mean I think I do…. what do you think it means to be in love with someone?

Seems to me like you just want to be with someone, and have someone like you, so you can do things with them like kissing... That’s why you jumped into a relationship with Ugly Amy so fast. And now she doesn’t want you anymore so you direct your attention to me... I don’t know, but I know what it doesn’t mean.. what you’re doing is not what means...

PM || Rusaac

You could say that, yea. Well, like, I kept trying to do things with her that you and I would normally do. So she kind of pointed out the fact that I might as well just be with you if I wanted my girlfriend to be like you so badly… So I thought, maybe she has a point. And I kissed you, mostly because I wanted to, and kinda to see how you would take it and stuff… I don’t really know what it’s supposed to mean. I guess that I like you? Maybe more than we both originally thought. Which I know is kind of dumb, because you like that sunshine girl and stuff so… I don’t know, exactly.

Okay, so you like me and you only realized this after Ugly Amy dumped you? Isn’t that convenient... and then you just kiss me only a day after you got dumped.. do you even know what it means to be in love with someone, Lynn? Because it doesn’t mean hopping from girl to girl....

PM || Rusaac

Yeesh, then I really hope you like my explanation… Well, uh, okay, so, why. Uh well, this is probably gonna sound weird. But, remember how I mentioned why Amy broke up with me? Well, when she did she and I kinda had a conversation… and it was about you and stuff… and like, a lot of what she was saying and pointing out kinda made some things come to light, you know? Made me realize some stuff… so last night when I was with you, I guess I kinda just couldn’t help myself, I guess. And yea… here we are now… I feel like I’m probably gonna get punched, but yea… sorry, again.

Wait, you talked about me with Ugly Amy? Why?? What did you talk about exactly?? What did she point out about me?? What the heck is all of this supposed to mean, Lynn??

PM || Rusaac

It wasn’t to get over Amy or anything. I don’t want you to think that, because that’s not the case. I guess I did it because I wanted to…. but I’m glad you’re okay. And I beg you, please don’t punch me.

Because you wanted to? ...Why? I’m not making any promises, Lynn. You have some explaining to do, and if I don’t like your explanation then you’re definitely getting what you deserve.

PM || Rusaac

Hey you… Um, I just wanted to apologize again, you know, for last night and what I did…. I really really hope it doesn’t mess anything up, you know? And that you’re like… okay and stuff after that. But, uh, yea… I’m really sorry about it.

I’m okay, yeah.. I don’t get why you did that, though. That was weird.. even by your standards. You can’t just use me to get over your broken heart or whatever, Dorkus. Don’t make me punch you.

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: I do look at it that way, yea.

Isaac: Weird and creepy, but you love me for it anyway :P

Isaac: YAAAAAAY. You should come over then. We have a whole week to make up for Ruby, it might even take all night.

Ruby: I never said that, loser.

Ruby: I can't, I have to help my sister prepare for her stupid party. Besides, I don't really wanna do that right now anyways...

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: I guess, but not really. I would have sucked to do anything with her and then just get dumped a few days later. So it's probably best I didn't get much.

Isaac: But Ruuuuby, please. I miss you. Come ooon. I'll do anything to have you back. /Anything/.

Isaac: I'm sorry I was a jerk to you. But you're my best friend. I miss you a lot. You can't say you don't miss me, I know you do.... Please? /Pleeeeease/.

Ruby: I guess, if you look at it that way.

Ruby: Stop begging, Dorkus. It's weird and creepy...

Ruby: Fine we are friends. Whatever.

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: Yea, like hanging out and stuff.... don't let your mind wander to gross places. I never got more than a peck for that girl.

Isaac: Yea... well... you asked...

Isaac: But whatever then. I guess you still don't want to be my friend...

Ruby: ..And that also sucks for you.

Ruby: Yeah..

Ruby: I don't know. I still think you're a jerk and I'm still mad at you.. but I don't know.

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: Okay, sorry.

Isaac: Like... I tried to take her out and do things, you know. I guess I'm too used to hanging out with you and stuff, cuz I tried to taking her to a few of our favorite places, and stuff like that... she got annoyed with it.

Isaac: She decided that she and I dating just wasn't a good idea.

Ruby: ..."Do things"?

Ruby: Well, that sucks for you..

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: When you do know can you tell me? So I can do it and you can be my friend again.

Isaac: Because .-. she said I was trying to hard to make her like someone she isn't or something. Which I didn't mean to do, but ehhhh we didn't work.

Ruby: I don't know, okay? Stop being so pushy...

Ruby: What the heck does that even mean?

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: Ruby .-. Please

Isaac: I miss you.

Isaac: Like a lot.

Isaac: I get it, okay, you are mad at me. What's it gonna take to make it up to you?

Ruby: I don't know..

Ruby: Why did ugly Amy break up with you?

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: There wasn't a time where I thought I didn't need you. I've been trying to talk to you all week, in case you're forgetting that.

Isaac: Ruby, come on...

Isaac: .-. Don't make me beg for your attention, that's not cool.

Ruby: Maybe you should learn to take a hint.

Ruby: Not cool? Well, that works, cause neither are you.

Text ✉ Rusaac

Isaac: Ruby, please...

Isaac: She broke up with me. Dumped me after school today.

Isaac: So, there's no reason for you to ignore me anymore. It would actually be really nice to have my best friend to talk to again, please?

Ruby: So now that she dumped you, you need me again?

Ruby: Piss off, Evans.

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