one of the silliest things about basically all king david media adaptations is that they no-homo the david/jonathan relationship SO hard that it fully becomes a “methinks the lady doth protest too much” situation. like if you really didn’t think the relationship was queer then you would just depict it the way it appears in the text. instead they always end up cutting out 75% of their actual storyline bc in their heart of hearts they KNOW it’s just undeniably gay









