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You faker than same sweet n low 🍬

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[iamahugslut]

[alexheathen]

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[wolfsteps]

 IG: @bea_horvath

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[hazelmayequine]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[thealogie]

in this documentary i watched way back when all of their friends were like “…so if we had to put our money on which half of the couple would be more successful…it would be michelle, so this is…unexpected”

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[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[mintedwitcher]

I feel like America just hit its peak for presidents. How can you beat Obama as a president? Y'all are downgrading.

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[bob-belcher]

him: what’s wrong? me: nothin’

[whisperofvintage]

[moneiy]

i think tall boys who lean into hear u better are the cutest kinds of people

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[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[rosaymami]

Can I just.. Scuse me .

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

come on patrick lets do this

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[cybergata]

[8bitrevolver]

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

[fuks]

dory talks in her sleep 

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Nemo’s dad: “Dory says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?”

Dory: [voiceover] “I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.”

[boomboxbryan-deactivated2022110]

EXCUSE YOU “NEMO’S DAD” YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?? HE’S THE MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE GOD DAMN MOVIE ABOUT THE POWER OF LOVE FOR FAMILY AND YOU CANT REMEMBER HIS FUCKING NAME. NEMO DOESNT DO JACK SHIT EXCSPT GET CAUGHT AS FUCK NEEDING DEAR OLD PAPPA MARLON TO COME RESCUE HIM. RESPECT THE MAN FISH WHO RISKED HIS LIFE FOR TH LOVE OF HIS SON. Eat dicks @captioned-vines

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

First of all, take a shower because there’s probably a reason your URL is neon green piss stream with your infected ass. Second of all, his name was Marlin. Third of all, at least Nemo had a dad who loved him which may not resonate with you all that much. Fuckouttahere. 

[baetology]

Wow.

[sobeitjayt]

bruh yall got the caption folk coming out of character smh

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[softmotherswimming-deactivated2]

This…. Entire post