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Felix: Do you want to kill someone?

(Y/N): it’s two in the fucking morning. GO TO SLEEP.

Felix: *Scoffed* Locus?

Locus: *Ignores*

FELIX: FINE. I’ll go by myself. *Leaves the complex*

*Hours later*

(Y/N): How likely do you think Felix got kidnapped?

Locus: Very

(Y/N): Should we save him?

Locus: No. let him learn a lesson

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Locus: why aren't you drinking?

(Y/N): To many men.

Locus: I see. *proceeded to glare at all the men that looked at (Y/N) direction.*

(Y/N): Thank you

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Felix: Are you mad?

Locus: No. What makes you think that?

Felix: Then why are you reloading your sniper rifle one in the morning?

Locus: why wouldn’t I?

Felix: look If your mad because I told (Y/N) you like her-

Locus: DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU?

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Can't fall asleep?

Siris: When he cannot force himself to sleep, most likely go out for a jog to clear his mind up.

Locus: Read a book quietly on his bed. Or questing about all the decisions he made that could have been done differently.

Sharkface: Mostly likely go play poker with a friend or by himself if nobody’s awake.

Felix: undoubtedly will go out to the club to have a fantastic time with woman. Resulting in a one night stand and a horrible headache.

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Waiting in line....

Felix: Impatiently Waits in line for the first five minutes, then immediately drops what he's taking and leaves the store in annoyance.

Siris: Patiently waits in line for thirty minutes with no problem. He’ll casually talk to the cashier about their day. Then after paying for his items he says goodbye to the cashier then finally leaves the store in peace.

Locus: After ten minutes of waiting in line, he slowly starts losing his patient. When he finally goes go up and pays for his items, he gave the cashier a cold shoulder when they asked him “How was your day?”. Once he paid for his items, he immediately grabbed his bag and got out of the store feeling slightly irritated.

Shark face: Waits in line for twelve minutes, then gets out of line. Then proceeded to go to self check out since there was nobody there. After paying for his items, he leaves the store while realizing that he wasted twelve minutes of his life waiting in line.

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A pick up lines that I think they would use.

Felix: “Are you a loan? Cause you got my interests.”

Sharkface: “Are you a keyboard because you are my type.”

Siris: “I’m not a. Photographer but I can picture us together.”

Locus: *Silence*

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Felix: “Hey Sweetheart.” *gets ignored*

Siris: *Someone tries to flirt with him* “I’m married so just back off would yeah.”

Locus: *gets hit on* “......” *walks away from the situation*

Sharkface: “Want a drink?” *buys the drink for the lady and they have nice conversation and goes on a date*

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Not a good painting but I tried painting Felix and my spartan.

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Locus: When are you going to stop hitting on every woman you see?

Felix: Well when are you ever going to talk to a woman?

Locus: .....

Felix: Exactly my point.

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When I first saw Felix/Locus faces were reveled

Me looks at Felix face reveal: He’s alright...

Me looks at Locus: DAMMMM HE IS HOT!🔥 *blushes*

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Me: Have you thought of bringing Felix back?

Miles Luna: Yeah..... but you can’t bring people back from the dead.

Me: *slips in a fifty dollars*

Me: Are sure?

Miles Luna: *pushes the money away*

Miles Luna: I sadly can’t

Me: *slips a hundred dollars*

Miles Luna: Now that I thought about it, Maybe...

Miles Luna: *Takes the money*

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Just typing

Me: * scrolling down on my screen to see any locus or Felix tag that are related.*

Me: *see one tag about Felix but no locus....*

Me:*Dies a little for locus*

Me: I wish there were more tags for locus and Felix cause I LOVE BOTH OF THEM.

Me: *Writing this down to hopefully make somebody day*

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Who miss this bastard?

Cause I do ✋🏽

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Me: *falls asleep on Locus chest*

Locus: *Doesn’t know what to do*

Me: *snugs closer to him*

Locus: *Stays still not moving in fear of waking me up and the awkwardness*

Me: *still thinks I’m laying on a pillow until I heard a door open*

Felix: Are you guys cuddling?!

Me: what are you talking about—*Sees that I’m laying on Locus chest as his shirt was off*

Locus: No

Felix: Stop Lying Cause it clearly looks like you are

Locus: WELL ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Me: *immediately leaves the room and leaves the apartment*

Felix: you know we’re not allowed to sleep with our partners

Locus: we weren’t *Hears the door shut* She left didn’t she?

Felix: No she did——n’t..... I guess she did

Locus: well shit.

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Me: be careful with the knife

Felix: I’ll be fine...*gets cut with the knife* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

Me: Told you

Felix: Shut up

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Being roommates with Mercenaries

Felix: Probably will host parties all the time without your permission. Might bring someone to mess around with while your trying to sleep in the middle of the night. Will probably sneak into your room to borrow some of your stuff that he’ll never give you back. Will also annoy the hell out of you when he talks to much.

Locus: Will probably be quite all the time, which would make you think that he wasn’t at home. You will barely have any conversation with him as he barely spoke, but somedays you did have a good conversation with him. Everytime someone makes you uncomfortable when you’re at your home, he immediately kicks them out as he’s a buff guy. He’ll Usually would read books if he didn’t had any work or he would just cook. He enjoys your company as you don’t get on his nerves.

Siris: Helps you whenever you need something or need someone to talk to. He’ll give you advice when your having a panic attack. Always having a good conversation with him as he always listens and is understandable. He’ll ask you to make sure his wife is safe when he goes on a mission to make sure no one goes after her. He never goes through your business unless you were in danger.

Sharkface: Most likely to ask your permission to host a party so you wouldn’t be mad at him. He will help you get revenge if you ask him to or he’ll do it himself. Usually would watch tv or play poker when he’s bored. Normal conversation about how hard is it to look for a roommate, which makes him surprise that you had shitty roommates in the past. He Would always hope that in the morning, you’d cooked something cause he sucked at cooking.

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Mercenaries having a chance Falling in love?

Siris: Already has a wife that he loves

Felix: Probably will most Likely be player

Locus: Might have a chance of finding love