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seo joohyun. 23 years old. workaholic. ❀ / ❀ / ❀ / ❀

[zillyon]

                          who i am and what i do depends on how much money you have.

                                  [  baekhyun / lyon. 23. semi-successful con-artist.  ]

                 + makes up fake personas with heart-wrenching stories to swindle money                     + would target even the brokest ass for a free lunch (that includes you)

        // PROFILE. PERSONAS.  HOLY GUIDE. NOTE.                                    (   I.   II.   III.  )

[xosjh-blog]

"Why do you always do that?"

Random Sentence Starters

“Uh– wha– I don’t always do it,” Seo huffed, tearing her eyes away from the couple. “I mean, if they’re going to be obnoxious, then I’ll just naturally look! I wasn’t staring I swear–” 

[xosjh-blog]

Random Sentence Starters

"Ouch! That was my foot!"

"Could you get out of my way?"

"Stop it!"

"You look lonely. Want to talk to me?"

"Your nose is red."

"Aw, you're so cute! You know that?"

"Eww, gross!"

"If you touch me again, you're dead."

"Don't eat that!"

"Gosh, you look kinda pale..."

"What is that!?"

"Oh my god, were you shot!?"

"Give me the gun. Now."

"Hello? Anyone in there?"

"Someone said you didn't feel well. You okay?"

"Do you want to cuddle?"

"I demand cuddles."

"You're hair's messed up. Here, let me fix it."

"Ohhh~ Someone's blushing~!"

"I-I-it's so c-cold..."

"It's too hot..."

"I can't...breathe..."

"Help!"

"I'm sorry, did you say something?"

"Augh! It hurts!"

"Feel my hands! They're so cold!"

"Stop! I can't run anymore..."

"Are you alright?"

"You look ready to faint."

"You're not serious."

"You want me to what?"

"Grab my hand!"

"Oh god. Oh god. Stay awake. Please stay awake. Stay with me!"

"Careful! You really don't want to fall here."

"Are you insane?"

"I can't allow this."

"I-I can't feel my arms..."

"Why are you all wet?"

"We need to get you to a hospital."

"I....I've been sh-shot..."

"Oh god, why is there so much blood...?"

"I think I'm gonna be sick..."

"Do you think you could make everything stop spinning?"

"I am NOT blushing!"

"Ugh, could you quiet down? My head hurts too much for this noise..."

"Have you been drinking?"

"Thank you. I really wanted someone to throw up on my shoes."

"I've never seen cuts like this..."

"Have you been to the doctor?"

"I think your leg is broken. I'll have to help you walk."

"Don't move!"

"Ouch! I...I think I heard something snap..."

"Don't touch it!"

"Your forehead feels kinda warm..."

"Careful with that! You wouldn't want to cut yourself, would you?"

"Why do you always do that?"

"How can I trust you?"

"You betrayed me! You betrayed everyone!"

"I told you not to kiss me when I was sick!"

"If I beat you and left you for dead, do you really think someone would come for you? They wouldn't."

"You disgust me to the point where looking at you makes me physically ill."

"Please don't go..."

"I can't live without you!"

"I'm sorry."

[xosjh-blog]

accidental affection

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

[thecerisequeen-archive]

Apartment AUs

[xosjh-blog]

Washer/Dryer buddies (always finding the other’s pair of socks, underwear, etc. in their basket after they get home.) 

I got your mail by mistake and I’m hoping you have mine.

You live on the floor above me and you stomp a lot. 

These walls are sort of thin and I can hear you singing horribly to the Pretty Woman soundtrack when you’re in the shower.

We both share the same noisy neighbor and we talk shit about them in the laundry room together.

There’s a drunk guy singing outside and we both look out our windows to watch.

I’m spring cleaning and you laugh at me for trying to hang my sheets on a make-shift laundry line.

You’re the horrible cook who I often see opening and closing your front door to get rid of the smoke.

You work in the main office and I’m constantly coming in to ask for a spare key.

I tend to lock myself out of my apartment a lot and sort of need to climb out your window to crawl into mine.

These walls are really thin; and I swear you’re the loudest orgasm-er I’ve ever heard.

You just moved in across the hall and I thought I might invite you over for a beer or something.

Dogs and I don’t really get along well, but…? I guess your dog sorta likes me..? 

[xosjh-blog]

sCREAMS YOU'RE BACK I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

SCREAMS TOO I WAS MISSED??? I’M ALSO VERY HAPPY 

[xosjh-blog]

dxpraved replied to your post :With a gasp, she forced her eyes open and pulled...

why isn’t tHIS A DIRTY DREAM SON I AM DISAPPOINT.

u can write me one of those if u want : )) 

[xosjh-blog]

-- alright, i’m officially back from my unannounced hiatus, which was partially taken because i could not find muse for my current threads ; n ; so i am back, but unfortunately i will be dropping threads. i will personally message those who have running threads with me.

-- anyway! like this post if you’d like to plot and reply if you’d like a starter!

[xosjh-blog]

With a gasp, she forced her eyes open and pulled herself from the dream that always seemed to leave her in a cold sheen of sweat and gasping for air no matter how many times she had it. By now, she had memorized the way her chest filled with anxiety when her boss told her that they no longer needed her and how she seemed to shrink smaller and smaller until she realized she was actually sinking into the floor. After that, it was almost nostalgic the way her parents and his family would sneer at her with disgust as she stood before them with her head hung low in shame. Then, she would see his eyes, cold and hardened after what she had done. 

These were nights she’d lie awake until the sun came streaming through her curtains, though the following day did not provide her with much relief either. As opposed to her usually bright and energetic exterior, her body, aching and without the needed rest, would usually mimic the weight she carried inside, feet dragging and shoulders slumped. Yet, she accepted the guilt and pain willingly; actions had their consequences, and she would bear hers. 

[jesseseo]

137/♥ pictures of bias

[94jhyk-deactivated20151023]

   ( ⁹⁴ █ ▌▬   ❝ I am going to throw a lego at you, I swear to God. ❞ The rapper-idol felt a faint, barely audible groan slip past his lips as he tugged the bowl of cheeseballs closer to his chest –as if he was holding a precious, new-born child.  ❝ MY CHEESEBALLS, MINE!!!! DON’T TOUCH, YOU COUGAR. ❞

[xosjh-blog]

"CHILD...”

[minpossible]

Letting out a soft chuckle, Minah looked to both of the girls before she takes the pen and paper, quickly writing down a few lyrics and then sliding the paper and pen to Seo as she looked back and forth at the girl, folding her arms over her chest. “Okay, Brynn, don’t worry about it! Seo and I got this. you can just sit and look pretty like always. Or help us think of a song title, which shouldn’t be too hard for you!”

[xosjh-blog]

“Brynn, you’re here for moral support. And what are you talking about ‘we got this’, I’m on total writer’s block right now--” Seo scrunched her nose when she was given the paper, tapping the end of the pen against the page. There were piles of crumpled papers scattered around her in a circle, and she didn’t doubt that the paper she held would join them. As much as she wanted to, she couldn’t bring herself to write anything of value, so instead she began to doodle a logo below Minah’s work. “I think we need some inspiration.”

[lacvnaxindt-deactivated20161027]

  “Oh, so you play that piano? That’s a good thing to know. I find it works better if I know some things about you so I can play it up a bit more.” He smiles, careful to keep his actions playful and friendly so that they wouldn’t be taken as anything else. He turns back to the group of fans, some of them starting to disperse since it would be getting late soon and the question portion would be over soon. “It’s fine. Don’t worry too much you look uptight. They can smell fear, you know,” he teases her. “Still, don’t think I can tell you the answer to that.”

[xosjh-blog]

Though he was essentially a stranger, it was difficult not to feel more at ease with how relaxed Minho kept in the situation, and she allowed her pressed lips to melt into a warm smile (which was probably still too polite for their purpose, but better than nothing right?). It was another moment before she forced herself to release the tension from her shoulders, taking in a deep calming breath. With a nod, she motioned for Minho to go on with his business. “They probably wouldn’t notice me so much if you talked to them,” she muttered to him, matching his playful tone. “I’ll be good!”  

[jackfindlay-deactivated20150529]

xosjh

[text]: Yeah I always had a treehouse [text]: yeah i built it for a video and now it’s my favourite place SO

[xosjh-blog]

( sms ) can i trust your building skills......... ( sms ) what if i get up there and it just collapses!!!

[nefvriousxindt-deactivated20160]

“I love coffee the most in this world, of course I’ll be stubborn about it. No matter the case.” The corners of his lips pull up into a sadistic smile, arms folded over each other as he leans against the table. This girl is pleasant company, he can’t help but notice. It could be fun for him to continue infuriating her; or he could just get straight to his case. Being the way he is, he’ll take his sweet time. “It’s questionable just to want to talk to somebody? Do you live in some shell?” He shakes his head, eyes rolling playfully. “There’s no one like me. Really, I’m one of a kind.” Feeling the lightened atmosphere, he sips from his coffee once again and sits comfortably in the chair. “What made you stare at me so long? It doesn’t seem as if you like me very much, so what is it then?”

[xosjh-blog]

Glad to have finally eased the tension, she simply scrunched her nose at his light jabs and self-praise, a smile slowly forming on her lips. “I mean, it’s questionable to want to someone after they had been silently scrutinizing your every movement. Not that-- I was watching that closely, of course! I’m just saying if that some creep was watching me from across the bar, my first reaction would not be to invite them away from my crowd of witnesses.” It was much easier to talk to Jaehyun when he wasn’t towering over her, standing so near she could barely breathe out a reply. From where she sat, she felt much less intimidated, but that did not seem to stop her from stuttering at his question. “I-I said already! I was just curious. All the girls were raving about you, so I couldn’t help but watch.” Without looking away. For a while. 

“I’m not really that good at being subtle..” she voiced, though it was already quite obvious.

[yurato-deactivated20161103]

[ msg ] did I just gain the nickname toilet…  [ msg ] how do you say it by accident? 

[xosjh-blog]

( sms ) yes my dear porcelain throne ( sms ) i just say whatever is on my innocent mind and people twist my words u know :c it’s rly sad

[incognxtous]

It’s Not What You Think

[incognxtous]

He jolts awake, running his palm from his face to his nape before he squints at the female seated beside him talking about… what? “Sorry, what?” Staring at her profile, Kentaro could tell that she was angry. Her mouth had a tight, pinched look he’d seen on any number of girlfriends. Somehow he knew the anger was directed at him, though he had no idea why. Aside from the fact that perhaps he snored while asleep and she’s simply expressing how revolted she was. But that wasn’t quite it, he decided. It seemed unlikely considering how many times he’d fallen asleep on the train and not once had received complaints. A part of him expects her to yell in return, say something about him being daft and bring more attention to them so he’s tempted to tell her to calm down. He holds back and remembers the many times ‘Calm down’ had just worsen the situation. The instances had been too much to count so he wills himself quiet and sits up to show the female that he’s listening―in case she barks at him for ‘not listening’.  

[xosjh-blog]

In the majority of situations, Seo could easily keep her composure, and actually, she took pride in her patience. But in that moment, she was just so taken off guard by the fact that someone could be so shamelessly disrespectful, she had allowed her anger to get the better of her. Nostrils slightly flaring as she took deep breaths to calm herself down, she spared the stranger a glance-- or rather, a glare, for she was still quite upset. Had it been anything else, the girl would have paid no mind, but it was her work, and she did tend to get defensive over who was able to see her writing and who did not. Not even her closest friends were to casually read her drafts, let alone some stranger on the subway. After some time cooling herself down, she finally turned her head to look at the offender, a hard look still in her eyes. That is, until she saw his confused expression. She had only assumed that he had kept quiet because her outburst had startled him, but looking at him now, she found no trace of guilt or lack thereof. Just confusion. Despite her rhetorical having been rhetorical, she found that she really did need to explain his previous actions were unacceptable (in a relatively calmer tone). “I don’t appreciate it when people try to look at the screen of my laptop. It’s a matter of respecting others’ privacy. It makes me really uncomfortable, so I’d like it if you didn’t try it again..”