My life be like

Too awkward for her own good

[dimitrescs-moving]

she's an irredeemable villain TO YOU. I understand her though.

[we-are-colleagues]

[weirdlandtv]

[donnerpartyofone]

I will never write anything this great in my life.

[afklancelot]

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

[risaceofhearts]

I've reblogged this recently but i could listen to this person's voice for HOURS

[shower-raccoon]

I'm calling all merry-go-rounds "horse tornadoes" from now on

[andysambrg]

#what being bi is like

Porco Rosso (1992) / Cowboy Bebop (2001)

[doubleca5t]

Girlboss / Malewife

[beetlebongos]

All of your blogs are doors like in monsters inc :)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gumuhit]

if i’m sharing it on tumblr it’s still privacy sorry u can’t convince me otherwise this is my house

[gumuhit]

i trust that all 31k of u will keep this a secret

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

[loserfreakweirdo]

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

[weaksorry]

im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[stream]

The Mitchells vs. The Machines (2021) dir. Mike Rianda

[okay]

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

[illicitbehaviour]

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight