@xphyra
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@xphyra
@xphyra
HANDCUFFED ALEX KRYCEK in THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S04E08 ‘Tunguska’
Fanart for @skelavender’s lovely fanfic series Fall into Place :3 (you can read it here on tumblr btw)
(Edit: I FORGOT MULDER’S RING AKIHABHIAOBIHAHBIOWHOIBWOWB OK I FIXED IT)
honestly my favorite 4chan post
Same energy.
One irresistible man
squinching her
@xphyra
yes, im down bad for these thing. please. give me. idea.
i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*
imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”
moonlight blessing 🌙
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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno
im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies
feminism
shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
thats right. TWO counts of meowing without a licence. AND purring under the influence
Art by Nekro on twitter.