abbey

she/her/24/bi(sexual)tch unusable and yet, kinda funny

[synne-i]

«It's not okay. You have a wife who's not easy to hate, who's annoyingly kind and painfully smart.»

[xscarletblanket]

not to be horny on main but do you guys think meddison would be into bdsm? the first thing that comes to mind for me is that im sooooooooooo sure addison likes being tied up.

i also like to imagine that addison would be somewhat comfortable with what she likes at first (obviously not too comfortable, my WASPY bbg could never feel comfortable in her own skin). in a sense of she has a bit of experience but it was never discussed outright with any of her previous partners it would just kinda happen? (e.g. a bit of spontaneous asphyxiation cause people seem to think u should whip that out of nowhere without as much as a conversation)

and then she meets mer whos actually experienced in this area and rlly couldn't give less of a fuck about what other people think and has never felt shame when it comes to sex a day in her life.

so when they first start talking about all this addison is confident like yeah i have experience i can deal with this conversation. and then 2 minutes in her brain literally blue-screens.

before addison asks mer to tie her up she prolly overthinks it for at least a month cause god forbid that woman asks for what she wants in her personal life. and of course mer is more than into it, like mouth dry, hands shaking type of into it when she realizes what addison is asking for.

[xscarletblanket]

the concept of an actor writing their own RPF is so fucking funny to me

additionally the concept of an actor getting off to a fic about their own character

[xscarletblanket]

if u were to put stephanie smulders in hunting wives margo is going to JAIL within like 2 days... especially movie 2 stephanie does not fuck around

i feel like margo would try her seduction tricks only for stephanie to be like ??? i like my sociopaths crazier

that being said if u put sophie in a simple favor emily is absolutely getting away with everything, althought sophie might end up killing sean and running away with emily

[oceansaurora]

that one specific sound at 1:43 of pushing it down and praying after when she sings “i’m in bed, laying down, naked” is actually addison’s entire heart crashing to the pit of her stomach at lightning speed as she lays completely out of body, tangled up in the flannel sheets, skin sweaty and mind racing, something deep inside begging her to acknowledge that none of these men will ever even come close.

[xscarletblanket]

being parasocial and in therapy is such a crazy experience cause how am i supposed to explain to an adult therapist that i got depressed over the fact that i will never be married to anna kendrick?

[ethan-is-not-on-fire-deactivate]

"are you listening" no actually i zoned out the minute you ran your fingers through my hair in a completely normal and nonsexual context but now all im thinking about is you treating me like a dog but go on

[xscarletblanket]

listening to women who sleep with men talk about not orgasming is always a crazy experience. like miss give me 45 minutes to reboot your brain and then you can talk about your boyfriend again.

[seabiscuits-us]

watched the first two pitch perfect movies high last night so let me share my vision for pitch perfect 4. The bellas reunite to sing at Fat Amy’s funeral only to discover she’s faked her death to evade criminal penalties for tax evasion. Chloe shows up to the wake with a hickey and covers up for the fact that she and Beca have been having an illicit affair since the events of PP3 by claiming she slept with Emily, but then is horrified when Benji tearfully invites her into their lovemaking. Fat Amy falls in love with the IRS agent investigating her for fraud. Cynthia Rose is simultaneously participating in the newest season of the Queer Ultimatum so the whole thing is filmed documentary style. In the end Beca and Chloe are outed when they’re papped carrying a sex bench into Beca’s los angeles mansion

[merrmaidy]

me when my assistant (that im in love with) is coming over and i let her see me in my natural, vulnerable, relaxed state

me when my assistant (that im in love with) is coming over after i found out im getting a divorce and i let her see me in my even MORE vulnerable, relaxed state AND crying

[xscarletblanket]

dare i say this song with bechloe (the voices are telling me to get back into video editing but i'm staying strong)

im just thinking about a hilarious scenario with chloe who keeps starting rumors in the acapella world between her and beca -much to beca's protests- cause its funny and it's free publicity

at first the bellas know that it's fake but the longer it goes on they start to doubt it

and the whole time chloe is sending gail and john anonymous tips so they keep showing up to take pics of them in veeeeery close scenarios, think dancing together or something alike

at some point it becomes such a hot topic that they keep receiving fan mail with people shipping them. i mean the publicity works but beca is mortified every time everyone just keeps asking for more bechloe

and ofcourse there is big sexual tension between them that gets resolved at some point and beca hAAAAAAAAATES that chloe's plan didn't just bag publicity but bagged beca as well

[xscarletblanket]

anyone else pissed off at the scene where derek's mom says she knew addison wasn't right for him?

like first of all, the entire narrative there is how meredith can see in grey (hah) and not only black and white. which yes true but that is literally addison as well? we literally see addison breaking rules for what she believes to be right so often.

like this is a major addison plot point where she is very empathetic and willing to jeopardize her career to do the right thing.

i do not want addison to be 'right' for derek but that scene was just so foul. mind u derek's mom is not a good person LOL the way she acts with amelia is disgusting, but still.

so many of early merder scenes are just kinda pushing them together so fast and without considering their past experiences.

[xscarletblanket]

just saw a positive post about the hp author and it gave me such a whiplash holy shit i did not know we still do that??? screw that mold lady

[anewkindofme]

Rewatching Private Practice and I remembered they had one episode regarding ICE, but I forgot about the other one (where fucking Sam is the one who calls). Anyway, Addison Montgomery said "fuck ICE" and I agree.

[alternative-queens]

Chappell Roan attends the 68th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles, California. February 01, 2026.

[xscarletblanket]

anyone else notice how jesse has like no purpose in pp1? like if you remove him from the story the story plays exactly the same + chloe actually mirrors everything that jesse does for the story (e.g. flirting w beca, showing interest in her music, defending her against aubrey)

[theforsakenprince]

absolutely infuriating when you get into a new piece of media and the character you immediately latch onto has some of the exact same traits as every other blorbo you've had. deeply embarrassing no I'm not examining that

[xscarletblanket]

any slightly mean redhead ever its not even funny atp i have no choice over this

the way i liked bittany snow cause she was a redhead in pitch perfect so i watch the hunting wives and immediately turned my attention to the new redhead like i have the attention span of a toddler if u put a redhead in front of me