S.O. What

Hi, I'm S.O. What, (yes, S.O. are my initials) I'm trashy and dorky. There's not much to say about myself but if you have questions, I'll be happy to answer them.

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Penis, thank you for not bleeding once a month.

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Vagina, what the fuck mate?

[kazbrkcer]

End tweet: “…I would probably be somewhere in the middle” and like. WHAT.”

[ikchen]

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

OMG! Mr. Rogers was bi like me!!!!

[fandersunite]

WAIT HE’S W H A T

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Bob Ross is next... We’re coming for you Bobby Boi

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college students in movies: I’m passing all my classes with As and I have a job that pays enough for my housing and classes at the same time with very little stress

real college students: I haven’t slept in three days, my term paper is due in 30 minutes, I’ve eaten nothing but saltines for the past year and might actually have scurvy, and I cried this morning because I don’t know how to start the washing machine

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*pauses mid-saltine* What?

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Pelinobius muticus | King Baboon (juvenile female, 3″)

See more photos of this species here!

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My ex-boyfriend (who dumped me today because “he got bad vibes”) Is terrified of spiders, and I 17/10 want to send this to him.

Also that lil’ guy is adorable

[just-shower-thoughts]

During our parents’ generation and before, millions of old men were secretly terrified of spiders but had to repress the fear and step up due to gender expectations

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My boyfriend hates spiders and told me if I want any I have to keep them outside the house in a shed so he'd never have to see them. (Later he said he’ll let me have a goat as long as there are no spiders; I chose spiders)

[hydro-homies]

I mean when you put it like that..

[silvercatherineanddiamondtiara]

The funny thing is, you guys were all for a southern border wall since at least the early 2000s, but now that someone came along and said “you want that wall?  I’ll build it for you”, suddenly he’s the enemy of all Americans.  That tells me one thing:  You never wanted action.  You wanted empty platitudes.

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Well, the thing is now it’s kind of a waste of money. Immigrants can come to America in many ways not all by the direct border. The things mentioned are just other things the money could go to. The Flint Water Crisis and homeless vets are serious issues. Many residents of Flint, MI and their families(even some pets) have suffered from it. It’s a great difficulty for them and not everyone there can afford to move(I can say this as a past resident of Flint and it’s not full of the *richest* people. And war vets being homeless is obviously not a good thing, they served and now struggle. The other two are mere suggestions but these would be better things to spend money on.

[queird]

schitt’s creek explains pansexuality

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I sent this to someone to explain my sexuality and it worked great

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today is the first and last time we will ever see a 6969th day of a century in our lifetimes.

[datasoong47]

Today (January 30, 2019) is only the 6,604th day of her 21st century. The 6,969th day is January 30, 2020

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I feel so manipulated.

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It is 75 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is outside in Wisconsin.

[arobotunicorn]

BRB moving to Wisconsin

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BRB moving to a refrigerator

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Who’s ready for another gay fic?

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What classified a thing in toy story to by an alive toy? Like were there a bunch of living dildos? Or at least what brought a toy to life? Was there someone making them come to life?

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Friend: Hey pull my finger

Me: *pulls finger off their hand*

Friend: AHHHHH

Me: ha

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So there is this really cute lesbian couple at my school. I’m pansexual and I like this girl who’s in a couple of my classes. I see the couple pretty often(though we don’t talk) and I really want to ask them the secrets of asking a girl out and maintaining a good relationship.  But I’m nervous to talk to them because they are both cute girls. I know they’re taken but all cute girls make me a bit nervous.

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FUCK ZODIAC SIGNS

Me: What's your favorite Brooklyn 99 Halloween heist?

Them: What's Brooklyn 99?

Me: *stuffs bread sticks into my bag* I'm sorry, I'm feel sick, I gotta go, don't call.

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I hate when I say I like a celebrity's work then some interrogates me so I can prove I like them. Like,

Me: I like Post Malone

Them: What's his real name? Name five of his songs. What's his mother's maiden name? What's his address?

Me: I... How would I know?

Them: See you're not even a real fan

Me: -_-

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I Asked What My Brother's Friend What He Thought Voltron Names Were pt. 6

Me: *points to Allura and Coran* Okay this one is an Alien, so is the girl next to him, guess their names

Him: The guy... Joesp- No just Joe, Final answer.

Me: No! It's Coran, Coran the Gorgeous Man!

Him: -_- wtf?

Me: What about her? It starts with an A

Him: I give up, fucking Apple

Me: IT'S ALLURA

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I Asked What My Brother's Friend What He Thought Voltron Names Were pt. 5

Me: Okay, what about the guy in yellow, it starts with H, his name is also technically a real English word

Him: Hell, Hector, or Hope

Me: Hell? He's to nice for that shit

Him: Then wtf is his name

Me: Its Hunk.