Nec_Otium

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[punksalmon]

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ran a wildly popular ask blog where people would send songs and I would listen to them and tell them whether or not that song was the right tempo to do cpr to

[can-you-cpr-this-song]

It has now become reality.

Send me those tunes!

[ampervadasz]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

[carebewear]

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

[exlibrisfangirl]

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[kosmogrl]

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[werewolf-transgenderism]

we made it through this year and it didn’t kill us 🫡

[tattoosingarishhues]

[stickandthorn]

I love how people get migraines talk about them like a local god who they must appease. Yeah I sensed it coming so I had to put blankets over all my windows, tie my hair to a doorknob, and lick salt out of my own palm like a horse. Yeah I think I summoned it by wearing a ponytail to bed last night.

[wizardworm]

this picture i took of my girlfriend taking a picture of our cat is absolutely killing me

[schizm-deactivated]

reminds me of this

[wizardworm]

@kisakisaxo

[kisakisaxo]

THAT IS HIM. THAT’S THE FACE. 

[kisakisaxo]

If anyone would like to see the end result of the picture I was taking of him:

[enki2]

[hypotenussy]

i love it when people use the phrase 'biblically accurate' to describe things that most certainly were not in the bible. "biblically accurate hatsune miku" i don't know if that's true but i am enchanted by the beautiful world you have invented

[kosmogrl]

it’s wednesday? what’s next, 2026??

[arobotunicorn]

By Jove, it is!

[687687675765-deactivated2023011]

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

[somecunttookmyurl]

windows updated and broke something and i seem to be the only person on planet earth with this problem

the screen snip button no longer works from the action centre. i can open it with shift+win+s. i can open the app directly from the start menu. clicking the button in the action centre does nothing

@bill what the FUCK did you do this time

all of the internet "here's how to fix your action center not opening!" no it's opening fine it's the screenshot button inside the action centre specifically that's not working. "screen snip missing from action center" no it's there i just can't open it. "screen snip won't open by shift-win-s shortcut" still no! still not the problem!

[somecunttookmyurl]

tried making a new local account to see if it persisted on a fresh one and oh my FUCKING lord jesus christ on a bicycle

oh yeah no i'm not figuring that out i don't care enough about that one

[somecunttookmyurl]

i'm an idiot i forgot you can just sneak round the back and create an account in cmd

suck it

now taking bets on whether the new account will actually log in or if i just created another new and interesting problem

[somecunttookmyurl]

the new account is just straight up not there so that's. i mean. fine. have it your way i guess.

[somecunttookmyurl]

ohhh it did NOT like me going behind its back to make an account. now i simply cannot use the settings app

"The system detected an overrun of stack-based buffer in this application. This overrun could potentially allow a malicious user to gain control of this application."

yeah sure a blank account broke the fucking memory that's very normal of you. like. bro come on work with me here for like. 5 minutes.

told it to run a memory diagnostic on next boot up (i have to manually reboot i can't use the built-in restart option. don't ask. if you know you know) and it simply.... didn't. no errors or anything it just didn't. WHY do you even exist

but good news! in the process of breaking about 7 other things that really should be entirely unrelated to this i at some point fixed screen snip. so uh. that's nice.

[somecunttookmyurl]

someone liked this post thus putting it back in my notes and reminding me of this extremely not fun experience and i would just like to say i installed linux after this and have simply not had a problem since that took more than 5 minutes to fix