Astrology

Aries sun sign // Aries moon sign // Libra raising sign // Pisces Venus sign // Pisces Mercury sign // Cancer Midheaven MC sign | I just want to share some astrology, not mine |

[scared-aquarius]

me very aggressively complimenting the signs

Aries- You have so much passion for the things and the people you care about that it is SICKENING. You’re so goddamn DETERMINED to meet your goals it is absolutely fucking admirable. You were BORN to be a leader whether you’re leading others or taking control of yourself. You’re not afraid to do what needs to be done because you have the fucking strength. You bring people TOGETHER. You have BIG SHORT PEOPLE ANGER ENERGY and it will get you FAR. You WILL accomplish the things in life by continuing to be your CONFIDENT and BADASS SELF. FUCK

Taurus- You are the definition of a RELIABLE HUMAN BEING. You are the rock that so many people need in their lives. You’re so fucking devoted to any task thrown your way. You make life problems YOUR BITCH. You do this by enduring all the garbage that gets thrown at you and wading it out sometimes based on pure goddamn stubbornness and you come out the other side with a BIG BAG OF ACCOMPLISHMENT and a MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR. Even when you want to give up you DON’T because you’re a responsible PIECE OF SHIT with GLITTER ON TOP and I love that.

Gemini- FUCK GEMINI HATERS. Some may call you two-faced, real ones know you are ADAPTABLE. You are fucking CHAMELEONS. You were the person in high school who had friends in ALL different friend groups. You are truly a gentle person with a curious heart, do you fucking hear me. You have the ability to reach so many people with your WIT and CHARM. You’re not afraid to take off your mask in front of people which makes you that much more RELATABLE. PEOPLE AREN’T ONE-DIMENSIONAL SO YOU SHOULDN’T GET FLAK FOR IT. Direct me to the Gemini haters, let me roundhouse kick them real quick. 

Cancer- You have the BIGGEST HEART and your ability to make others feel comforted in their time of need is EXQUISITE. Those closest to you know you will defend them to your LAST BREATH because you are loyal as fuck. The way you can find even the smallest things to be important or sentimental is VERY TOUCHING. You’re like a $100 8 oz piece of medium rare filet mignon covered in a sugary honey garlic sauce, SWEET and TENDER, SHIT. You can empathize with just about everyone, even those who have wronged you because you really are just that fucking PURE.

Leo- I would very much LIKE TO BE AROUND YOU. Not only do you know how to light up a room but you can FUCKING keep my ATTENTION. You absolutely know how to dominate a conversation, teach me how, you are a goddamn NATURAL. The CHARISMA, it OOZES, sometimes when you don’t even realize. You are the person others go to when they need a good cheering up. You know how to make a person laugh under any circumstance, you fucking wizard. If you were in a movie you’d be the hot one and also the comic relief and also the main character who everyone loves, holy SHIT

Virgo- You very much should receive the RESPECT that you fucking DESERVE. You put in the WORK, bitch, you know how to fucking GET SHIT DONE, bitch. People may misunderstand you for being cold, but in reality you just know how to put your own feelings to the side in order to do the task at hand, and do it with PERFECTION, because you are so fucking detail-oriented, you never miss a single fucking BEAT. You would be the person to find a cure to the zombie apocalypse in less than a fucking week. You can get things right even on your first try because you’re EXTREMELY FUCKING CAPABLE.

Libra- You aren’t afraid to put your faith in others and THAT is what makes you so fucking LIKEABLE. You are humble while still remaining STRONG and true to WHO YOU ARE. People fucking love you because you know how to view a situation from all sides because you have an OPEN MIND and an OPEN HEART. It is truly disgusting how amazing and rare that is, you fucking gem. YOU GODDAMN PERSONIFICATION OF GRACE. How are you able to fight for the things you believe in all while remaining sympathetic to all, it’s beautiful. YOU ARE FUCKING LOVED, UNDERSTAND THIS. 

Scorpio- You are the person who your friends would go to when they need to get rid of a body because you’re that fucking TRUE and FAITHFUL to the people you LOVE. Not only would you get rid of the body, you’d also know how to do it with 100% certainty you’d never get caught because you’re so damn resourceful. Is this morbid as shit? MAYBE, but you don’t care because you’re the FUCKING COOL ONE. You are a FIERCE BITCH who people close to you LOVE and your enemies should FEAR. Never underestimate yourself because you have the PASSION and the CUNNING to get through all fuckery. 

Sagittarius- If I had to sit on a 30-hour long flight with someone, it’d be you because you would be SO FUCKING FUN TO TALK TO. You truly do not give a SHIT what other people think about you and it allows you to speak your mind freely, it’s so fucking amazing. Your love to travel and learn new things makes you INTERESTING as FUCK and you know how to put anyone in a good fucking mood. You make people feel INCLUDED. Your thirst for adventure is CONTAGIOUS, I would like to explore the inside of the earth with you, fucker. You are a prime example of WALKING the FUCKING WALK.

Capricorn- You know how to get the most out of literally ANYTHING, if you were given enough popsicle sticks and glue you could probably build a second fucking Golden Gate Bridge. You KNOW what you want and you know how to fucking get it. Your mind is SHARP AS FUCK. You have so much discipline and self-control you could probably become Lord Commander of the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD and you’d be fucking GOOD AT IT. You are a goddamn force to be reckoned with in both your personal and professional life because you take yours AND others’ mistakes and learn from them, it’s fucking BRILLIANT.

Aquarius- The world is your fucking OYSTER, BITCH and you are ready to mold it into what it needs to be. You are CREATIVE, you are INNOVATIVE, you are a fucking VISIONARY. People love you because they know you give a shit about them because you SHOW them. You don’t fucking tolerate those who hurt others and people ADMIRE YOU FOR IT. You aren’t afraid to be your own fucking person and that spans from how you think to how you act to how you look. IT’S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ALLURING. You help others feel comfortable in their own skin when they’re around you without you even REALIZING. 

Pisces- You are a GODDAMN PIECE OF ART. You are the type of person who would fucking die to save a stranger. You are deeply connected with your emotions and because of this you are able to create ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FUCKING THINGS, not to mention it allows you to really connect with others. People from all different walks of life get drawn to you because you’re SO FRIENDLY. WE ALL WANNA BE YOUR GODDAMN FRIEND. You see the beauty in the mundane. Describing a personality like yours would turn into fucking POETRY. YOU ARE A SOFT PIANO SONG.

[librascendants]

Truths

☆Aries: You keep looking for someone who will bring excitement + passion to your life but you need to be looking for someone who brings stability instead.

☆Taurus: You continue to believe that people will change when they keep proving that it’s not going to happen over and over again.

☆Gemini: You send out mixed signals because you aren’t entirely sure about what you want but when you finally decide it’s too late.

☆Cancer: You keep running back to your exes instead of allowing yourself to move on. You want to believe you can start that fire again when you can’t.

☆Leo: You’d spent so much of the last few years trying to cater to those who didn’t seem like they cared in return.

☆Virgo: You keep lying about being okay because you don’t want to seem helpless.

☆Libra: You keep ending up in the same situations over and over again because you don’t know when to say enough is enough.

☆Scorpio: You keep telling yourself that you’re better off alone because people don’t understand you.

☆Sagittarius: You care but you have a funny way of showing it and you can often be your own worst enemy.

☆Capricorn: You expect the past to repeat itself. No matter how good things may seems you always think that there’s a storm right around the corner.

☆Aquarius: Some days it seems like nothing is going right no matter how hard you try.

☆Pisces: When people show you who they are, believe them. It’s easier to cut ties sometimes rather than putting yourself in a situation that’s only going to lead to heartaches.

[sagpluto]

why i admire the moon signs

aries moon: you are so indipendent and brave. you always stand up for people you love and things you believe in. you proudly wear your heart on your sleeve and you are not ashamed of your inner fire. your spirit can move mountains.

taurus moon: there is a basic calmness to you that makes everyone feels safe and at peace. you are patient and kind even to those who hurt you. you manage to find beauty in everything, especially in the smallest things. you have the biggest heart.

gemini moon: your enthusiasm is contagious. you have such a way with words, i could listen to you talking for hours without getting tired of the sound of your voice. everyone admires you for your intelligence and curiousness. you make people appreciate life.

cancer moon: no one understands the profound depth of human emotions the way you do. you are so empathetic, selfless, nurturing. you always place the well-being of others above your own and try to put on a smile on everyone's face. you have the purest soul.

leo moon: you are majestic. the way you carry yourself inspires others to be strong, confident, free. you always strive to be the best, even though people are already aware of your brilliance. you love with your whole heart. you are radiant.

virgo moon: your mind is bright and insightful. you are constantly striving to reach perfection and never underestimate the details. you give great importance to small gestures. you are the person everyone wants to come home to.

libra moon: you are harmonious. you always have a kind word for everyone you meet and you deeply believe in the power of love. you are graceful, pleasant and charming. people adore your company because you bring them peace.

scorpio moon: you are magnetic and intriguing, you are a mystery everyone wants to unfold. your personality is addicting. you feel deeply and love intensely because you are not afraid to go beneath the surface. you have the key to the world of the unknown. you emanate power.

sagittarius moon: your spirit is adventurous, yet you manage to balance knowledge and entertainment perfectly. you have such a wide range of interests you can strike a conversation with pretty much everyone. the whole world is your home.

capricorn moon: you are a natural born leader. you inspire admiration.you are humble and disciplined. you take everyone's matters into your own hands and try to protect people with your wisdom and maturity. you are going to conquer the world.

aquarius moon: you are a rebel. you are not afraid to be yourself. you embrace your quirks. you have an unconventional approach to life and you take pride in standing out of the crowd. you are very open-minded and non judgemental. your ideas are going to change the world.

pisces moon: your creativity knows no limits. you have a kind, empathetic, spiritual soul, and a big, sensitive heart. everyone is amazed by the beauty and the complexity of your imagination. you can turn dreams into reality.

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and Gates:

Aries: The space between two mountains in the distance. The sky looks different. You can hear the beating of colossal wings.

Taurus: The fault line. A cliff where there was a field two weeks prior. The soil concealed a plate of polished black stone.

Gemini: The sudden sense that the bathroom rug is covering a hole. Stepping on it would cause you to fall into the pit. You cant seem to take your eye off it.

Cancer: Now entering a town with a four digit population. The gas station is adorned with thousands of wind chimes. There is no wind.

Leo: An overgrown cemetery. Its significance is lost to time. Paupers and kings feeding the roots of young trees. 

Virgo: The sky outside is grey. The window is fogged up with rain. Light and shapes dance in the blurry patterns.

Libra: The space behind the desks at the public library. A tiny place of dust and lost pens, yet it seems so far away.

Scorpio: A statue holds a lantern over the path. Its features are rough and weathered. The lamp is still bright.

Ophiuchus: A log fallen over a river. It absolutely feels like a trap. 

Sagittarius: The staircase overlooking the ballroom. Colors feel brighter, hazier, as you move down.

Capricorn: The deepest room of an old aluminum refinery. The great steel heart. You feel bigger here somehow.

Aquarius: A colossal grey boulder now cracked open like an egg. It reveals the glittering geode inside. 

Pisces: An abandoned wolf den. 

[astrologyoverload]

the "I'll make a better argument than you ever could, so don't try me" squad

Aries, Aquarius, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Libra

[neonjulyy]

The signs aesthetics

(check your sun, moon, and rising)

Aries: bright red lipstick, combat boots, a night city lit by neon lights, wrestling with your friends, mona lisa’s smile, wondering if someone thinks about you, fairy lights, baseball bats, biting into a fresh apple, converse, doodling in class, stained glass windows, fields of daises, making snow angels

Taurus: forest fairies, strolling though an orange grove on a warm day, mossy rocks, singing into your hairbrush, wild horses, fluffy socks, fresh baked cookies, dark lipstick, orange sunsets, polaroids, soft bunnies, laughing so hard you cant breathe, placing succulents everywhere

Gemini: clouds, writing in the air with sparklers, fruit trees, stargazing with a best friend, minimalist art, carefully stepping around delicate flowers, old records, rainbows, watching people in a busy city, listening to music in the shower, iced lemonade, violets, getting lost in happy memories, typewriters

Cancer: a mediterranean breeze, peaches, holding you breath as long as you can, dangling your feet over a watery cliff, angels wings, shy smiles, fields of lavender, laughing at old photos, sunlight glistening off water, drinking tea and staring out a rainy window

Leo: diamond earrings, feeling the warmth of a bonfire, entertaining your friends and loved ones, bright early mornings, giving flowers to your favorite person, reading for hours, milkshakes, wondering how many places you’ll go, gold glitter, rollerblading, heart shaped sunglasses

Virgo: the london skyline, cheering for your friends, floral patterns, beautiful hair, riding a bike down an old brick street, finding the perfect candle, a peaceful yellow house on a hill, silk dresses flowing in the wind, watching the fog roll in off the sea, reading into the early hours of the morning, snuggling in an oversized sweater Libra: pastel smoke bombs, picking sunflowers at dawn, falling in love with the moment every time your friends laugh, tea with milk and sugar, a cat basking in the suns rays, bubble baths, freeze dried roses, holographic paint, sleeping under a skylight, the babble of a coffee shop, collecting stickers to put on your laptop Scorpio: a shadowy forest, setting off firecrackers at midnight, fluffy white cats, pink rain boots, falling asleep to the sound of a storm, wearing multiple bracelets, hiking with your buddies, knowing what people are thinking just by looking at them, a mysterious crystal ball, taking hot hour long showers, watching smoke rise Sagittarius: wandering though the woods, wishing on shooting stars, tall evergreen trees poking though heavy fog, multicolored sunsets, hugging your best friend after not seeing them for awhile, paint stained hands, an old grand piano, fishing in a creek, kicking a rock down the road as you walk, a bouquet of tulips, large windows with drawn back curtains Capricorn: sage, 80s blazers, being stuck after sitting in a leather seat for too long, roadmaps scattered around, staring in awe at someones eyes, tall gates on a graveyard, bird watching, waking up in a new city, walking through a greenhouse, the scent of old books, getting lost in your favorite music Aquarius: jelly shoes, admiring a child’s wonder, looking though a thrift shop for hours, sitting on a sidewalk watching people as they go by, knit socks, collecting plastic shopping bags, house plants, wearing odd colors of nail polish, standing on a tall building and taking a deep breath, ivy crawling up a garden wall, Pisces: daydreaming, walking though a field barefoot, closing your eyes and listening to the sound of a waterfall, clear puddles, chocolate milk, moonlight shimmering off the ocean, getting lost in a garden of flowers, a ships sails, sea foam, dandelions growing out of the sidewalk, crystals, betta fish

[chickabiddy]

The signs as happy feelings and things

ARIES: The feeling of accomplishment after finishing up a big project at work and coming home to the comfort of your bed. Finally winning over a lover’s heart. The color red. Successfully nailing a job interview. Bold lipsticks. The adrenaline rush you get from driving over the speed limit. Lip biting during kisses.

TAURUS: The feeling of being in your lover’s arms. Binging on shows instead of going out on a Friday night. Meditating before bed. Taking a deep whiff of your favorite candle. Soft blankets. Forehead kisses and long hugs. A smile of appreciation during an encounter with a baby animal. Freshly baked cookies. Sleeping in after a long week of work. GEMINI: The feeling of enlightenment after an intellectual conversation with a stranger at a coffee shop. Warm winds against your skin on a summer evening. Lemonade. Observing a ladybug in your palm. Seeing stars in your lover’s eyes. Cotton candy and ice cream. The elation you get when someone understands your jokes. CANCER: The feeling of happiness and contentment when your loved ones compliment your home cooked meals. Oreos dipped into milk. Feeling the warmth and love when your pets cuddle up right next to you on the couch. Dipping your toes into a swimming pool as the sun begins to set. The smile that plays on your lips when someone tells you they love and appreciate you.  LEO: The feeling of dressing up to reflect the confidence you feel from within. Finally saving up enough to purchase your dream bag. Socializing with your best friends over drinks at a housewarming party. Getting a new hair color. Genuine compliments that make you light up. Reciprocation of all the love and generosity you’ve given to those around you.  VIRGO: The feeling of valuable gained knowledge after reading up on articles of your favorite topics during the wee hours of the morning. Holding hands with your lover in the movie theater. Letting the art of your words bring solace to someone’s pain and suffering. Readjusting your glasses after a long period of reading. Promotions at work. Feeling capable and worthy.    LIBRA: The feeling of appreciation for the amazing people who surround you. The sound of laughter. The blush that flushes your cheeks when the handsome guy at the bar winks at you. Looking in the mirror and feeling content with what you see. Movie nights over wine with your favorite girls. Making out by the fireplace. The feeling of silk on your bare skin.  SCORPIO: The feeling of danger and excitement when you rev your motorcycle engine to speed up on the freeway. Smelling a fresh bouquet of roses. Tongue kisses. Telling scary stories by the bonfire with your best friends. Make up sex. Running into the arms of your lover after an eternity of being apart. Finally letting your walls down and allowing yourself to trust again after countless heartbreaks.  SAGITTARIUS: The feeling of the wind messing up your hair as you stick your head out the sunroof while your friends are driving. Toasting drinks over barbecue. Fireworks on the 4th of July. Helping someone see in a different perspective. Feeling energized after a good workout. Vibing to your favorite artist’s new soundtrack. Driving stick. CAPRICORN: The feeling of achievement after closing a deal on your first home. Proudly watching as your younger siblings grow up. Nervously asking out your lover on a first date and feeling overwhelmed with joy when they say yes. Going on a hike with your friends. Re-watching your favorite movies. Pillow talks. Making sure your loved ones feel safe and secure.  AQUARIUS: The feeling of being finally being understood. Staying up late playing video games. Proving someone wrong. Bringing out the best traits in a person by encouraging them to be unafraid of who they are. Spending time alone after being out with friends. Stargazing with your lover. The cool mist that caresses your skin on a winter morning. PISCES: The feeling of being complete after expressing yourself through a form of art. Eskimo kisses. Pouring your emotions out onto pen and paper. Hands covered in paint. Bright blue skies with tons of cirrus clouds. The sound of rain soothing you to sleep. Singing along to your favorite songs on a road trip with your family.  

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and and and and and and

Aries: The world ticks above you like a vast clock it is a clock the world is a clock but here your bed is still and stationary. The rhythm of the gears lulls you to sleep. You must sleep.

Taurus: The sun rises. The sun sets. You can only feel it on your skin. Its been so long since you had eyes. You cant remember what the sky looked like but it looked beautiful. Bed feels beautiful. You must sleep.

Gemini: The wind touches your face. Something else touches your face. It is a blade of long soft grass. The night sky and full moon light the field before you. A figure in a low, wide brimmed hat moves towards you. There is something long resting against their shoulder. It feels so comfortable here. you must sleep.

Cancer:  You see a light in the distance. The woods are silent. You see what appears to be a wedding. All participants are wearing carnival masks with long thin noses. Beaks perhaps? They’ve seen you. They turn. You must sleep.

Leo: The rope goes beneath the gas station. Deeper and deeper past sewers and wells and cisterns. There is water to your ankles. You see the footprints on the ceiling. You are getting close. You must sleep.

Virgo: There is nothing left of the home but the garden still stands. Immaculate, as if nothing has ever touched this place. Someone has been tending to it. Someone has been keeping the wild at bay. You remember little. You must sleep.

Libra: The furnaces are cold now. They repaired themselves with what embers they could. Some still cling to those old notions of beauty. You feel bad. You press on. Half-gargantuan bodies. You must sleep.

Scorpio: The flat marble floor stretches on forever. The sky is pink, like an eternal almost sunrise. There is no air. You gasp. You must sleep.

Ophiuchus: Amsterdam, 1814. In a secluded corner of a loft apartment a man sews a dress. It will be a long while until he is done. His eyes are heavy and bloodshot. The air smells of sea salt and death. You must sleep.

Sagittarius: A great courtyard. The party is in full swing. Fiddle and drink pierce the foggy night. There are so many bugs. Something is burning. You must sleep.

Capricorn: Your clothing changes with every step. Every motion suits a new need. So many colors. You are so so tired. You must sleep.

Aquarius: You have dreamed of space for so so long little thing. You finally get to visit the moon. People used to think it was made of cheese. When you were little you hoped they had swingsets there. You must sleep.

Pisces: The baseball diamond you could have met at when you were children. The scabs on your knees you could have had. The bowls of mac n cheese never shared. A life still lived. You must sleep.

[cloudyastrology]

Since I had to suffer, everyone else should too: Scorpio, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus, Aries

I don't want anyone else to suffer like I did: Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Virgo, Sagittarius, Leo

[astrologyoverload]

the signs and the five senses

Aries: the smell of cigarette smoke, the sight of empty streets at night, the sound of uncontrollable laughter, the taste of tea, the feel of many kisses.

Taurus: the smell of fresh flowers, the sight of words scribbled out on paper, the sound of a guilty pleasure pop song, the taste of marshmallows, the feel of good night's sleep.

Gemini: the smell of expensive perfume, the sight of sunsets, the sound of water ripples, the taste of champagne, the feel of a bathroom tile bare-footed.

Cancer: the smell of baked goods, the sight of sunflowers, the sound of seagulls, the taste of soft ice-cream, the feel of sand between your toes.

Leo: the smell of evening barbecue, the sight of sparklers, the sound of whistling, the taste of coca-cola, the feel of warm sunshine.

Virgo: the smell of a forest, the sight of vines on buildings, the sound of vinyls, the taste of avocado, the feel of leaves rustling under your shoes.

Libra: the smell of vanilla, the sight of painted hand prints on a wall, the sound of a movie soundtrack, the taste of Italian food, the feel of a warm bubble bath.

Scorpio: the smell of bonfires, the sight of bookshelves in libraries, the sound of a typewriter, the taste of whiskey, the feel of an oversized jumper.

Sagittarius: the smell of candles, the sight of fairy lights, the sound of church choir, the taste of mint, the feel of nostalgia.

Capricorn: the smell of book pages, the sight of tartan patterns, the sound of a busy city street, the taste of coffee, the feel of ambition.

Aquarius: the smell of nail polish, the sight of a full moon, the sound of a music box, the taste of liquorice, the feel of goosebumps.

Pisces: the smell of swimming pools, the sight of a messed up bed, the sound of a piano, the taste of pancakes, the feel of first love.

[thecantarellaofodile]

the signs as summers

ARIES  ∞ the humid summer: heat slipping sticky hands down the slope of your thighs// sweat collecting in your collarbones // ponytails and shirts pulled down over sunburns 

TAURUS  ∞ the tepid summer: clouds coming to gather over the lakeside// cabins and campfires// grass sliding slow through idle fingers 

GEMINI  ∞ the stormy summer: thunder threatening to crack the world in two// rain pelting the pavement, droplets lingering, sweet, on the overhang of your bottom lip// bathing suits soaked through and the air heavy with petrichor 

CANCER  ∞ the sleepy summer: ladybugs drowsing in your hair// blanket forts and bedtime stories// the crackle of the bonfire leaking lazily through the trees

LEO  ∞ the nostalgic summer: counting the constellation of scratches the season left you// polaroids strung like fairy lights across every corner of your room// sun-kissed cheeks that glow until December

VIRGO  ∞ the stable summer: part-time jobs and parties that last until the sun peeks back up over the trees// fingers laced through yours; hands smoothing sunscreen over your shoulder blades// beach towels and Frisbees that arc like shooting stars over your head

LIBRA  ∞ the aesthetic summer: white linens and lace// sundresses sweeping the curvature of your ankles// a sky freckled with stars

SCORPIO  ∞ the brazen summer: plunging necklines and nights that stretch til morning// kicking firecrackers across empty street corners// festivals that thrum through your body like a second heartbeat

SAGITTARIUS  ∞ the springlike summer: daisy crowns looped over the crest of your forehead// the air heavy with the smell of hyacinths// the sun draping itself over you like a quilt 

CAPRICORN  ∞ the renewing summer: hair trims and catching trains// the tide sucking the sand out from beneath your toes// convertible rides and laughter that that gets whisked away by the wind 

AQUARIUS  ∞ the adventurous summer: broken rules and hopped fences// counting passports like money// adrenaline beating inside you like a third lung

PISCES ∞ the spiritual summer: smoke rooms and music festivals// fingers lazily laced together// connecting the stars with Sharpie// pinky swears and promise rings

[cancersquad]

The “Break their trust, lose them forever” Squad

TAURUS, PISCES, LEO, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Virgo, Aries

[zestyzodiaxx]

How to know the signs are mad AF;

Aries: Very quiet, squints at you

Taurus: shouting about losing their shit, insanely violent

Gemini: self-depreciating jokes, passive aggressive everything

Cancer: All the salt you can get, touchy

Leo: Not smiling, bad vibes

Virgo: purposely annoying, salty asf

Libra: verbally violent, damages themselves physically

Scorpio: clenched fists, glares at you relentlessly

Sagittarius: embarrasses themselves, doesn’t know what they’re saying

Capricorn: very tensed neck, constantly holding in their breath

Aquarius: loud, touchy asf

Pisces: Sighs loudly, the most evil face you’ll see

[angelfiume]

How the signs are in relationships

Aries:  Super protective over their partner.  They want to show them their favorite movies, books, movies, everything.  They will also show their S.O. off to every friend and stranger, but in moderation as they get jealous easily.  There’s a lot of verbal expression as well about how awesome they think their partner is.

Taurus:  They are pretty emotionally involved in relationships, they want to be good enough for their S.O.  Taurus will want to be in your headspace often and can get pretty chatty when they think you are losing interest.  They also go to their partner for validation, and want to be their S.O.’s punching bag when things get rough in their separate life.  Taurus yearns for understanding and therapy in a relationship.

Gemini:  Gemini shows you off the second they get, but not as if you are just another prize, they want you to feel like a queen constantly fawned over.  They will pay just the right amount of attention to you, and make up creative dates.  Gemini will take you hiking to paint murals on cave walls and then to a quaint coffee shop for breakfast.

Cancer:  Will love you a long time.  They are pretty mainstream in their dating style.  They will make you their every Instagram appreciation post and put your couples selfy on Christmas cards.  Cancer is very cheesy in relationships and will want to make lemonade after a good hike when it is warm and drink hot chocolate and watch romances when it gets cold.

Leo:  Leo will pay so much attention to you in a relationship.  They tend to be on the shy side though, as they don’t like their ego to be wounded.  When they are into you, you know it.  They are intense and passionate, but not always in a physical way, they are just extremely expressive people.  Leo will teach you how to dance and tell you about sweet dreams they have about you.  

Virgo:  They can be very challenging in relationships, because of their intelligence.  They will have deep conversations with you about anything under the sky and constantly throw out little tests in the relationship to see if you can keep up.  Virgo will show you their dorky, cute side and make you watch their favorite movies and show you their playlist they made for you.  

Libra:  When Libra really likes you, they will be understanding and patient with your every move.  They are pretty protective, but not in the way that they don’t want others to look at you (they like to think that you will be forever loyal) but more in the way that they don’t want anyone to offend you.  Libra will spend hours on the phone or on skype with you and write countless letters.  In your time spent together they will always make you breakfast.

Scorpio:  Scorpio will be incredibly different from the rest in a relationship.  They want to be around you all the time, but they will never show it or tell you it.  They are very expressive through sex and other physical touch.  Scorpio will listen to your problems and will give you the advice to stay safe.  They want to fuck until 3 AM and watch movies with you the rest of the time.

Sagittarius:  They will talk all night with you about good memories, friends, and their dreams.  They want to take you on adventures and take pictures to document it all.  Sagittarius will make you coffee at 3 in the morning to keep the story going and drive down long highways playing heartfelt music the whole drive.  They can be selfish sometimes when they always chose what date to go on, but they will stop to ask you what you want sometimes.

Capricorn:  Capricorn tend to be traditionalists.  They will start out in the talking stage, but will move fast to movies, dinner out, and holding hands often.  Capricorn want to kiss you in the rain and turn the fire on for you to warm you up.  They will take you to cozy little restaurants and to their friends’  parties on weekends.  Capricorn will spend a lot of money on you.

Aquarius:  Aquarius will make you their favorite person and will teach you things no one else knows about the world.  They will be resourceful and can put a smile on your face with sheer effort and positivity.  Aquarius will let their creativity flow free around you and will try to make every experience fun and eventful.

Pisces:  They will be very sweet and affectionate to you.  They want to keep you around and will spend Sundays watching movies and making you food.  In relationships Pisces can be very wholesome people and will listen to your beliefs and will follow in your footsteps.  They will draw your picture and put you in their stories, keeping you forever.  

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the "going through a never ending existential crisis" squad

Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Taurus, Gemini

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THINGS THE SIGNS TEND TO DO

Aries: Have a sparkle in their eyes whenever they talk about things they are passionate about.

Taurus: Notice the small and intricate details about everyone.

Gemini: Keep others interested in them because their actions and words are always so unpredictable.

Cancer: Want to believe that others to have similar thoughts and feelings as them.

Leo: Walk into a room and own it like no one else ever can or ever will.

Virgo: Always look like they have their life together, even if the weight of the world is crashing down on them.

Libra: Have great conversations with anyone, no matter how similar or different they are from the other person.

Scorpio: Put so much passion in to everything they do, but still underestimate their abilities.

Sagittarius: Refuse to lie about anything and never miss out on an opportunity to show smart they are.

Capricorn: Come across as rude, but are really chill and sweet once you get to know them.

Aquarius: Give great advice because they look at life logically and try not to involve temporary emotions in decision making.

Pisces: Use their face as a clear billboard for their emotions.

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The signs

Aries: I see galloping, raging, wild horses in your eyes, when you walk by flowers they seem to bloom in seconds and when I die, I’m sure I’ll see your name on heavens gate because it was made in your distinct image.

Taurus: I’m reminded of you when my coffees gone cold and suddenly I don’t have the strength to warm it back up. I’m left sitting at the table with an aching back, crumbs left on the table from the food I could hardly eat the night before. I don’t want to open my eyes, I want to be left in the dark to think of you and how I long to lay my head on your shoulder once more. You were always there.

Gemini: When I see a single balloon floating to space in our grand sky, it’s you I’m reminded of. You are the wind and that’s okay, never settle, never rest. The sky was made vast and space was made infinite because the universe knew it had to make room for you and all that you are or will ever be. Limitless. You have a mission.

Cancer: I just want to hold you in my fragile arms that were never made good enough to hold someone like you. I know you cry alone at night because the beauty of this earth is overwhelming. Sweet baby, feel, feel, feel all there is to feel. Within you there is an endless summer and countless roses. Look in the mirror and know there is no beauty like yours.

Leo: Leave everyone shook like you are meant to. Don’t apologise for your greatness or intense demeanor. I know who put the stars in the sky, it sure as hell wasn’t a god. It was you who painfully ripped open your chest to set each one free. You created the stars, without needing to be a god. You just needed to be yourself.

Virgo: When I look up at the sky, I see the centerpiece that is our sun, our life source. I look up and see the beautifully ingenious clouds that are as white as milk and as soft as your soul. I see nothing but lively beauty above, knowing heaven is behind it all. You are the hidden heaven, heaven itself.

Libra: I can’t sit down and enjoy a simple cup of tea anymore because you invade my every thought and it’s like the earth shakes violently when I’m forced to think about you. My tea spills every time and I see my reflection in the liquid that I never clean off the table, remembering your words said to me of how beautiful i am. I try to tell myself I am beautiful but ill never compare to you. You are the most beautiful being alive and I love it that way. I’m okay with my spilled tea and tears because at least you havent left my mind. Your what keeps the walls of my mind full of art when all I can physically cause around myself is a mess.

Scorpio: You are the blood in my veins, you are what gives me life. I can’t sleep at night because my dreams consist of nothing but your astounding image. I’m not afraid of the ghosts that linger my cold room at night anymore because I’ve gotten used to them talking to me. I want nothing more than for one of them to have your voice one day in hopes that you’ll have come back to kiss me once more.

Sagittarius: You’re the spark that starts a fire, let’s just say you’re hot. You’re the mischief in the eyes of a sociopath, you’re universal intelligence. Stay true, stay especially you and use the amazing power house that is your mind to continue blessing this earth with your own greatness.

Capricorn: Don’t be afraid of being soft, I know you feel a lot. You are beautiful, hard as a rock or not. Do what makes you feel alive and thrive in what brings you life. You’re here to do great things. Don’t doubt yourself, don’t give up. You are one of a kind.

Aquarius: I left my home and travelled miles to a new, unknown place. It was terrifying until I saw you in the skies. A lightening show, you put one on just for me. Flooding the sky with colors unseen. I never saw anything as striking. Never have I wanted to be struck by lightening so badly, to be able to taste you. But the storm was too far away and although Id travel miles just to be under such a storm, such grace, your beauty causes my knees to go weak. I can’t move in the sight of you.

Pisces: You carry me up into the sky with your angel wings for me to look down and see the heads of all the living down below. You tell me you are apart of each and every living soul and I believe you. You tell me you are apart of every piece of nature that grows on this earth and you are every second, every minute and hour of the day and I believe you. You tell me you are night and day, evil and good. You tell me you are everything and nothing and I believe you. You are all these things but you are especially an angel. You are otherworldly.