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Misplaced Lens Cap
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Game of Thrones Daily

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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NASA
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{olivetheory}
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insp.
It always start with one question...
And the answers is always 'The love of my life'...
This is too funny not to reblog
I don’t have the words to express how on point this is.
100% accurate!
So true!!
Change a single letter and change the word game
I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.
The starting word is...
Lady
Raps
Yaps
saps
mass
toss
loss
lost
list
fist
fast
last
Bromance/Romance
Alright, guys.
THIS ISN’T a bromance:
THIS IS a bromance:
THIS IS a bromance:
THIS IS a bromance:
NOT THIS:
GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU
One more time, kids. Say it with me:
BROMANCE:
NOT BROMANCE:
Just a little more emphasis
Actual Bros:
JUST ‘MANCE.
To review:
BROS
NOT BROS
Reblogging because of the 100% accuracy, and so I can show my mother that she is wrong.
Idgaf, JUST FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK:
BROMANCE in a bathroom:
NOT BROMANCE in a bathroom :
BROMANCE IN THE CAR:
NOT BROMANCE IN THE CAR:
Just bros touching for the sake of BROMANCE:
Touching for the sake of… ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU HURT? OMG I’M SO WORRIED WHAT SHOULD I DO, LET ME SEE YOUR FACE CLOSER:
MOMENTS WITH THE BRO:
MOMENTS… WITH YOUR NOT-AT-ALL BRO:
And the last ones (yet):
@destiel-is-cockles-fault @deancasheadcanons @destiel-shippers @casdean-forever @deanandcastrash @destieldrabblesdaily @destielthingsandstuff @princesscas @profoundbondoflove @superdestielbow @weneedyouineedyou @cocklesdestielonly @destielcanonn @canondestiel @cockles-destiel-spn @deananscas @deanackles67
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS POST AND I WILL SHOVE IT IN THE FACES OF THOSE WHO SAY THIS IS BROMANCE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE AND A GLINT IN MY EYE
BROMANCE
NOT BROMANCE
BROMANCE
NOT BROMANCE
Let’s make it the longest post in Tumblr’s History
I want this post on my dash everyday .
BROMANCE, MY ASS 👇
I WILL NEVER STOP UPDATING AND REBLOGGING THIS.
BECAUSE SOME VOLUNTARY BLIND/AMNESIC PEOPLE NEED A LITTLE REMINDER EVERY NOW AND THEN, NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS.
It’s not a bromance. Castiel literally confessed his love to Dean on his death bed
But let’s not forget that Cas broke free from Naomi’s control just by Dean saying he needs him, aka the Winchester “I love you”
NOT BROMAnCE
Okay just a little reminder for some people ;)
If I don’t reblog this when it shows up on my dash, I’m probably dead.
So you think the relationship between Dean Winchester and Castiel Winchester is obviously romantic(DESTIEL EXISTs) and will reblog this post over and over again?
ME:
Damn if you need some real Destiel then here you go
I NEED TO SEE THIS EVERY TIME
When your bro-pal counts the days that you are missing
When your bro-pal talks about his feelings towards you while confessing to a Father for the first time ever
When your bro-pal gets a boner the second you get cleaned up after dirty Purgatory
When your bro-pal looks at you a certain way so you confess that you are attracted to them
When your bro-pal mentions two gay and married muppets and tells you he wont let you die a virgin and basically offers himself but changes his mind later
When your bro-pal is happy to finally find you in Purgatory after a year of searching for you and has to touch your face
When your bro-pal mentions your favorite Cowboy movie and uses the same voice as your favorite characters’ and you have to swallow hard and close your eyes and lick your lips to get over the thirst for him
and finally
when your own brother sees you happier than ever after your bro-pal came back from the dead and mentions this to you and you brush it off as if it were nothing but he knows it’s more than platonic at this point then you know it’s a
Romance!
NONE
HERE
IS
BROMANCE, FOOLS✌
Definitely not a bromance
THIS WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING TO EVER EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
Why didn’t I found this earlier?
Reblogging bc oh my god I needed this more then I realized this is perfect
^ Romance
^ bromance
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.
Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.
all this info is good for writing
but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed
ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone
Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.
Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same
Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)
This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.
use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.
Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?
I love learning.
IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.
ON MY DASH
Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.
Murder is work kids.
Too much work
Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time
Also work fast and no witnesses
THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!
Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?
If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much
am I gonna get in some fbi list for rebbloging this? possible
do I care enough to not reblog this? absolutely not
Don’t forget it’s just a missing person case if they can’t find the body.
Dances with plans
Helpful tumblr. Real helpful.
i swear this is just for writing...
I stan one (1) King of All Dorks.
I love this man
Let Me Relive Yesterday
Let me relive yesterday,
A billion times with you.
Our words, our hugs, our everything,
Painted in love and its hues.
Let me relive yesterday,
Even for a little while.
I'd savour every moment,
From your laugh to your smile.
Let me relive yesterday,
That's all I'll ever need.
Just hold my hand, and hold me tight,
Not caring where it may lead.
If only I could relive yesterday,
But that can never be.
'Cause time moves on,
And so do we.
Moving On
It almost feels like,
It was just a dream.
All these memories,
Of you and me.
'You and I' just feel like,
A distant memory.
A dream left halfway,
A trance, a reverie.
It was ephemeral,
Yet so labyrinthine.
We had our differences,
But I could still call you mine.
We were destined to meet,
We were destined to end.
You and I would've had been,
Better off as friends.
It feels so long ago now,
You barely cross my mind.
I know for a fact now,
That I will be just fine.
Prompt: Ocean and nostalgia.
Team members—@swankydoo and @saallyi
Word count—1029 words
The evening was slowly coming to a close when the car stopped in the beach's parking lot. In the distance Virgil could see the light of the bonfire, indicating that Amy and Xavier were already here. Virgil was equally excited and anxious, it had been a while since they had last seen one another and hadn’t kept in touch much.
As he moved closer to the duo, Virgil looked at the scenery around him. The beach hadn’t changed much. The sun was setting on the horizon and gave both the sky and ocean a fiery blaze and the sand was warm under his feet, having been heated up all day long.
When Amy and Xavier noticed his presence they happily waved at him and gestured at Virgil to come join them around the fire.
As Virgil started walking towards them the wind hit his face. It was the feeling that he used to feel every evening with his best friends.
Virgil approached Amy and Xavier and exchanged greetings, Xavier stood up and gave a hug to Virgil. Then all three of them sat down on the logs across the fire, and the conversation began—
“So, here we are again.” Xavier looked at his two friends with a wide smile
“Yeah, it’s just like the old days.” Amy sighed, relaxing into her picnic chair.
Virgil moved a bit closer to the fire, “Feels awesome to be back here again.”
A few moments of silence passed by before Amy spoke again: “This place is as beautiful as it was before…”
“Yeah, but it could use a bit of cleaning up.” Xavier said while picking up a can off the sand and throwing it in the trash bag.
“It was your turn if I remember correctly!” Virgil teased him.
“Yeah, it was his turn.” Amy laughed.
“Oh come on guys!” He whined and played hurt. His silly acting quickly made the other two burst out laughing and he promptly joined their laughter.
It took them a while to calm down and when they did, Xavier offered everyone a beer, which they all accepted.
“I missed these evenings with you guys…” Virgil announced and smiled at them.
Xavier smiled too and acquiesced.
“Well, we’re here now, aren’t we… Let’s make the most of it!” Amy exclaimed.
“Hell Yeah!” Virgil cheered and the other two others quickly joined him.
"Do y'all remember the last time we came here?" Xavier asked, standing next to the cooler kept on the far end of the beach.
"What kind of a question is that? Of course we do," Amy replied.
"Come here the two of you." Xavier beckoned them towards the rock on which the cooler was kept.
A smile lit up Virgil's face as he read what was inscribed on the rock
'AVX—forever and always.'
"Damn, it's still here." Amy ran her fingers over the inscription. She recalled the day the three of them went skinny dipping in the ocean.
"Remember how loud Virgil was screaming when he got his hand cut on that weird object?" Amy chuckled.
"I wasn't screaming, I caught hold of that thing, like the brave man I was," Virgil said in his defense.
"Whom are you kidding? You were screaming more than a new born baby does, over a little cut," Xavier added.
"Was not." Virgil rolled his eyes.
"Were too," Amy teased.
"We were idiots, weren't we?" Virgil said, with a sigh.
"We were idiots, but the best idiots ever. On our way back to the dorms, we used that weird object to inscribe our initials on this rock. And look! It's still here. Damn you Amy for saying that it was a stupid idea," Virgil said.
Amy raised her hands up in surrender at the accusation. She opened the cooler, passed a can of beer to each, and then the three went back to the bonfire.
"So Mr. 'girls are a waste of time', did you meet your special someone yet?" Amy questioned Xavier.
"Nah. Girls are still a waste of time," Xavier shrugged off the question.
"Oh really?" Virgil drawled out, a certain mocking tone to his voice. "Hey Amy, let me tell you something."
"Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it," Xavier chanted.
"Oh watch me," Virgil said. "Amy, did you kn—"
Xavier sat down next to Virgil, covering his mouth with his hand, preventing Virgil from speaking.
"Did you ugh ugh." Virgil's voice came out muffled.
Amy was laughing, seeing the banter. "Oh screw you Xav, let the guy speak."
Xavier rolled his eyes and sat back down in his earlier place.
"Yeah so as I was saying, Xav had the biggest crush on you the last time we came here." Virgil told Amy as Xavier blushed red.
Amy laughed aloud at that. Xavier sure did know how to hide his crushes.
"Yeah whatever, it's in the past now. Besides, there's a certain someone I fancy who lives next door," Xavier said.
"So, does this certain someone know you exist?" Amy teased.
"Yeah. We're friends." Xavier rolled his eyes.
"Roll your eyes one more time and they'll fall off," Virgil said.
"Lame." Xavier rolled his eyes yet again. "Enough about me though, what about you? You've been engaged for like forever now, when's the wedding, or did you already have it and did not invite us?" Xavier asked Virgil as he laughed.
"Not yet. But continue with that eye rolling of yours and I will be sure to not invite you. Anyways Amy, what about you? Is your love life still the square root of minus one?" Virgil asked.
"Sort of? I have the biggest crush on this co worker of mine, and he seems into me too. But then again, it might be just him being a nice guy and me overthinking it." Amy's cheeks tinged pink.
"Ah Amy Amy, you're looking like a tomato right now," Virgil laughed.
The Sun had completely set by now, giving way to a starry night. Xavier took out more beer from the cooler and passed it around the small group. The three stared at the ocean, memories of all the times they spend there flooding their mind.
Prompt: If a plate breaks in a room where no one hears it, does it really make a sound?
Team members— @swankydoo and @saallyi
Word count—718 words
Dear me,
I don’t know if this’ll be any help but you know what they say, he who tries nothing has nothing. And I don’t know what else to do.
This is weird,before I started writing I knew exactly what I wanted to say but now I can’t seem to form the words. They are stuck somewhere in between my heart and my throat, unable to come to life and be fully expressed through ink on a paper. I’m scared lonely lost. Lately everything has been swirling out of control and I can’t seem to get a hold of reality anymore. Who am I anyway? Just a thin glass already full and cracked, close to it’s breaking point.How do I ask for help?
Sincerely, me.
28.02.2020
Dear me,
Things are getting worse. I wish I could write it all down, but it's just too difficult. Too difficult. It's not that I can't explain this, I definitely can.
It's just that if it's on paper, it becomes real. I still can deny everything while it's still in my head, but, when it's all inked down, it becomes real, I won't be able to run away from it. And I am too weak, I can't face my fears. I feel... Invisible. It's as if I am alone even when there are billions of others on this planet. I try to vent to people, don't I? But they just don't listen. Or maybe they pretend that they don't. I guess I will never know.
Will anyone really listen when I can't take it anymore? Or will they just pretend that I never made a sound? How do I be someone who people listen to?
Sincerely, me.
03.03.2020
Dear me,
I don't know if you're gonna consider it or not but the future isn't what it used to be anymore.
So here I am laying on the floor, banging on your door, screaming from the core.
That I'm not who I used to be anymore.
Just a millimeter away from destruction,
Proving wrong your prediction.
Now I'm all out of ink
But don't you blink.
Because now i'll use my blood
To let the words flood.
I know you like to pretend,
You have a lie to attend.
But the suffering,
It never ends.
Sincerely, me
6.03.2020
Dear me,
I don’t know how it’s possible but it has gotten worse. It’s a bit ironic isn’t it? I started those letters in hope that things would change and that they’ll help, and now it has gotten worse, way worse. I don’t talk to anyone, I don’t listen to anyone;I don’t think I listen to myself anymore.
How do I change this?
How do I get better?
Sincerely, me.
10.03.2020
Dear me,
I feel like I am fading away. I didn't know who I was to begin with. And now? I feel that whatever I knew about myself—it was all a lie. I've lost interest in things I used to love. It feels as if the end is here, and I'm letting go of everything emotionally, before I have to let go physically. But another thing that I realised in the past few days is that I am strong. I am not weak like I thought. I will fight. I will get better. I will figure out how to start. And even though the room of people who listen to me is empty right now, it won't be soon. I will make a noise. I will make a sound, when I break.
Sincerely, me.
18.03.2020
Dear me,
This is not the first time I'm writing to you
But it could be the last.
Never forget what happened in the past,
Make those memories last.
Now that you have learned the ways of life,
It's time for you to heal and rise.
You did went through a rough fall but I know you
Still have the strenght to rise above them all,
It's time to embrace your destiny.
It's time to strive.
It's time to achieve.
There is no time for grief.
I need you to be good for
All of the time you never could.
It is never that easy but it's time to get busy,
I dont care what you do.
All I know is that I need the best of you.
Sincerely, me.
10.04.2020
#fwriteday
Goodbye
I knew that happy endings,
Weren't meant for me at all.
Yet I let my hopes up,
Just to see them fall.
I let my guards down,
For the first time in forever.
Fascinated by the idea,
Of a 'happily ever after'.
I remember squealing,
Over the little things you said.
I wish I didn't let you,
Get inside my head.
'Cause just like that,
In the blink of an eye.
It's all over,
The end of another high.
But I can't blame you,
'Cause it's my fault I see.
I wasn't all that,
You wanted me to be.
My tears aren't justified,
'Cause all of this is because of me.
If anything—I apologise,
For wasting your time, maybe.
I wish you love,
Until the day you die.
We've reached our end,
Goodbye.
—mari <3