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I wanted this to be vaguely amusing for anyone masochistic enough to follow me and be inundated with my ridiculousness but then I thought naaaaah. My name is Alice, I'm a Dragon Age, Game of thrones and cat enthusiast. I like fluffy things. Welcome to my blog!

[givemearmstopraywith]

why are you, as a man, not wearing dangly earring 

[copperjackalope]

Bring out your GingerBread! 

A festive piece for this year! REBLOGS > LIKES

[daughter-of-prospero]

Visit Original Link

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

[fernsandsunflowers]

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve been doing it for a couple thousand years now

[tparadox]

The survival strategy our species dumped all its skill points in is cooperation and community. Don’t like it? Walk into the woods and die mad about it.

[morefunthanb4]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[sistertaxon]

NASA scientist: you’re back early…

astronaut: (grabbing bendy straw) moon’s wet

[lolt64]

i cant keep learning news like this

[anxietyproblem]

[zero-two-ten]

this site has one setting

[griffys]

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

[lousolversons]

Natasia Demetriou as Nadja in What We Do In The Shadows FX 

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

[vividoll-xx]

hey what the fuck is wrong with you people

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!

[derelict-stranger]

You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.

I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed

[annabellioncourt]

shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original 

[deanky]

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

[nyctosaurid]

small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist 

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

[zagreus]

Holly  please  don’t  say  things  like  this 

[catflowerqueen]

…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?

[seventeendeer]

every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe

[kestrel-tree]

Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.

[misanthropyforlunch]

My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.

[chatarmatha]

I've NEVER seen him go off this hard on the internet before ...... the king shit in this bus is astronomical

[studentlifeproblems]