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@xunown-blog
“When I first got them, yes. But now, no.”
A typical question, one he got often, but he didn’t mind answering.
“They don’t serve any real purpose. They’re just for decoration.”
“Purely aesthetic then.” They simply nod, pleased with the answer they received. “Thank you for the answer. They look...nice.” In return for the info Chi opted to give a compliment, or at least as much of one as they could muster. They weren’t very good at that sort of thing.
//Tbh if you tell Chi to do something they’ll do it like 90% of the time, the chance is even higher if it’s something they’ve never done before. They do it for ~science~.
@spatiallust
“Does that not hurt?” They tilt their head, gazing up at the other. “The...piercings?” It seemed to take them a moment to recall the right word. “We don’t quite understand the point of such things, would you care to explain it to us?”
//I really want a thread where someone tries to befriend Chi or something and over time they kinda teach them how to function as a real person and not a tool and helps them gain a sense of individuality.
//Starter call!
//I wanna bring back my tiny Unown child
Protective sentence starters??
because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
“I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.”
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
“Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
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“I think he’s just fucking stupid, but whatever.” Giratina huffed, crossing her arms. “Because he’s lazy, obviously. He could just come down here and actually monitor things himself, but instead he has you and the other Unown do it for him. That’s a new level of lazy.” Still, it was probably for the best that he didn’t come down from the Hall of Origin. “That was some shitty test, then. It put Palkia and Dialga’s lives in danger, the Lake Trio’s too, plus all the lives of the other legendaries since we’re talking about destroying the universe. I should have just let it happen, out of spite.”
“Well it would be rather difficult to monitor every region considering how he is only one individual. It is far more efficient to have many eyes in all the regions, that way you can know all that is happening all at once. It makes sense to us.” It was impossible for one being to be everywhere all the time. “We also agree with that. It was far too risky, but we cannot think of another reasonable explanation for such actions, or lack there of.”
“Their safety? I guess– I guess that makes sense.” Giratina made a mental note to keep her jabs and threats towards her siblings internal, even if she was somewhat kidding about wanting to kill them. “Well shit, why is he so content on watching me if I’m not doing anything bad? He should have been monitoring Team Galactic when they, you know, almost destroyed the universe. What a fucking waste. I had to stop them. He didn’t do shit then.”
“Perhaps he’s paranoid, we cannot say for sure.” They weren’t generally told the reasons for things, just told to do them and generally they didn’t question it. “We completely agree with that statement, we cannot say for sure as to why he did not act. Perhaps your father didn’t take action because he wanted to see if you would. Perhaps it was a test for you.”
“Don’t worry about that. You don’t need to know.” Giratina already felt like most of her life had been revealed to all of the… sentient alphabet, and she wasn’t intending on giving them any more information. “Not remotely threatening? You mean towards my father? Because I’ve killed a lot of people in the past 15 years. I don’t go after my dad because I know he’ll kick my ass if I try.” She wasn’t about to tell them she was working on getting stronger. That training was done in her own world, fortunately.
“We’ll find out one way or another you know.” It wasn’t intended to be threatening, simply a stated fact. “You may have killed people, but to put it bluntly, that isn’t exactly of concern. Our only concern is the safety of Lord Arceus and the other Legendaries. You have not compromised the safety of the Sinnoh legends as of yet and as of that, you haven’t exactly done anything of interest.”
“Probably 15 years now.” So it had been that long. She spent months cowering away in fear, hoping to stay hidden, only for it to be a complete waste. Her father had noticed her enter this world. She had been rightfully paranoid. Even now, she felt strange. Like a cold air shrouded her, causing her to shiver. “I highly doubt he’d listen to any request I’d have. I can handle it.” By ‘handle it’, she meant running away. Arceus hadn’t done anything yet, but Giratina was no fool. She wasn’t about to wait around for something to happen. She still had a long way to go before she could even stand a chance against her father.
“Then that long. Though it has always been us watching, we switch out different Unown.” Since even they got tired and needed rest. Each took different shifts. “And what would you be intending to do by ‘handling’ it?” She was likely right, he most likely wouldn’t listen. Would likely dismiss them immediately and they’d be right back where they started. Yet they had already told Giratina that they would anyway and they always kept their word. Their word was all they had. “Honestly I don’t see his worry. You haven’t done anything even remotely threatening, in fact some of the things you’ve done we don’t even quite understand.” What was a Ouji board?
“Ugh, god– fucking hell… How long– how long has this whole thing been going on? I always thought that weird feeling of being watched was just because I was being paranoid, but– but I guess it wasn’t. I can’t believe this is actually happening.”
“How long has it been since you escaped the distortion world? We seem to have forgotten.” They honestly didn’t care that it very obviously made her extremely uncomfortable, but they felt almost obligated to offer some words of comfort. Or at least try. “We apologize for any discomfort. We could try and report to Lord Arceus that you would like us to cease our watch of you. We think this could possibly be of benefit to us both.” Because lord knows did they wish they could do literally anything else. “If it’s of any consolation you aren’t the only one we’re currently monitoring.”
“Oh for fuck’s sake, that piece of shit always has to try and butt into my business. You really shouldn’t work for him. He’s an asshole.”
“We don’t exactly have an opinion on Lord Arceus, or much anything for that matter. So therefore we cannot agree or disagree on the statement that he is an ‘asshole’. We don’t have much choice but to work for him, we serve no other purpose.”
“Wait, someone told you to watch me specifically? Fuck, don’t tell me– It was Arceus, wasn’t it? Or am I wrong?”
“Yes it was, though we’re already aware that’s not what you wished to hear.” And they were fully prepared to receive any consequences of admitting that.
“Required to put up with? Who cares? There’s other people you guys can go and watch. I’m not that interesting.”
“You really aren’t, yet we have been ordered to watch you specifically. While we agree that it would be far more productive to do something else, we aren’t ones to disobey orders.”
“No? I dunno– It’s just kinda weird. I don’t like being watched.”
“Well we don’t enjoy watching you, yet it’s something we are required to put up with.”
//I totally forgot for a while that I had this
