xuosi

g. collecting malewives like crackerjack toys. б... я хотів, щоб я був гарячим вампіром

[irenes-tender-world]

rené lalique

[nukasteel]

Bleeding venom

[bryqe]

“Jesus Christ on a plastic sign”

— charli xcx, “everything is romantic”, brat (2024)

© bryqe

[2000saesthetics]

Neon Acid PS1

[smolspacecreature]

Milky Way (copics on lime green toned paper, micron and gel pen for details)

[safety-data-sheet]

Grace talking to Simon and Simon adjusting Grace’s glasses for him bc they’re about to fall off his face.

That’s it.

That’s the post.

[kyri45]

No but imagine.

You’re Eva Stratt, it’s 3 days before the launch. And a miscalculation in the astrophage caused an explosion in your labs that not only killed your 2 scientists for the voyage, but also the 2 pilots and the 2 fucking engineers.

You already have the replacement for the scientist, you had it since you discovered he was coma resistant.

But finding coma resistant people is way harder than it looks when the changes are 1 in 70’000 people.

Luckily, your team is able to find an engineer, an individual charged for an attack that killed 62 people years ago, which left him with only one arm, but apparently despise that he’s still one of the best choices.

The issue is the pilot. Oh and what’s that? Apparently Grace has a twin brother? Who not only this means he’s most likely shares the coma resistant gene, but also was one of the best stuntman ever, and yeah he got a pretty bad back hit but he’s still able to ride and pilot most crafts, is already well built and has plenty of experience in high stake situations?

Ok so you have a middle school teacher, his stunt-man brother an ex terrorist in a tin can 11.9 light years away. None of them will remember anything of course because all of them will be forced to go.

What could possibly go wrong?

[cashytouille]

Blood in the sea.

[pomodoko]

simon your bobbies.png

[kitchencrowbar]

Computa make these guys that have nothing to do with each other yet have weirdly similar parallels super gay and into each other

[kerink]

i just know grace and rocky are going to be linguistically unsalvageable after so long alone together in such a high stress environment.

the mixing of eridian and human languages (and not just english! even english speakers use phrases from other languages! youre telling me grace isnt c'est la vie-ing this entire goddamn trip?) and idioms and body language and various non-word sounds is going to be a sonic nightmare for humans and eridians alike.

in the short window of the story they've already morphed several, now multiply that across the entire trip!

i keep thinking about rocky picking up gesticulation from grace, but on erid it's the equivalent of a human talking with a hand in front of their mouth.

and i shudder to imagine all the scientific short hands they come up with to speed up research! hey rocky thanks for solving the astrophage problem too bad no one knows what the fuck you're trying to explain to us!

manners! social customs! they're fucked!

their shitty little culture of two

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[thirsty-and-distant]

Stratt doing the eridian goodbye after listening to Grace's last message... because she never got to say goodbye until now... don't talk to me

[bi-nb-and-autistic]

He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

[whosherefor-thechaos]

in honour of dracula restarting and jonathan once again having paprika hendl, i have decided to translate and post this recipe for it that was included in a special deluxe illustrated edition of dracula i bought a few years ago:

the recipe is as follows:

mina's paprika hendl

original transylvanian recipe

note: the garlic in this dish may perhaps provide defence against possible vampire attacks, therefore it is advisable to use more rather than less.

6 chicken thighs (or 1 roast chicken) | 3 onions | 4 cloves of garlic | 3 colourful bell peppers | 2 tablespoons of tomato paste | 800 g of peeled tomatoes | chili powder (spicyness as wanted) | 100 ml cream | 3 teaspoons of sweet paprika | 3 teaspoons of hot paprika | 2 teaspoons of starch | a pinch of sugar | salt | pepper

preheat the oven until it has reached circa 150°c. in the meantime, peel and finely dice onions and garlic. wash the bell peppers, remove seeds and dice finely.

wash the chicken and pat dry. sear in a cast iron pot. add onions and bell peppers and fry together briefly. then add the garlic and fry together for circa two minutes.

add tomato paste and peeled tomatoes. add paprika powder, salt, pepper and sugar. mix in chili powder for desired spice level.

put in oven with closed lid and braise for circa two hours. put on stove again after and add cream. while stirring bring to a boil and thicken with starch. add salt, pepper and chili to taste.

this dish goes well with rice, potatoes and salad.

[cronchy-dumbass]

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes