terrible pick up lines ( sfw ) {Sentence Starters}
“How was heaven when you left it?”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?”
“Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!”
“Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?”
“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.“
“You must be Wifi, ‘cause I’m feeling a connection.“
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
“If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!“
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gertrude?“
“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my line.“
“You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!”
“Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!”
“If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!”
“Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?“
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and 'U’ together.“
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?“
“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!“
“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.“
“I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!“
“I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.”
“Well, I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.“
“Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”
“Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?“
“You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!“
“Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.“
“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?“
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m ____.”
“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.“
“Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.“
“Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.“
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas?”
“You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other girls look bad!“
“If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the 1 that you are missing.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.“
“Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!”
“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.“
