Convo bout my dnd campaign
HALF OF A GIANT LEMON
HARASS THE ORTHODONTIST
REMEMBERED MORE
MOLD FARM
HOLY ALCHOL BUCKET
WHAT WAS THE ONE WHERE YOU FELL ASLEEP AND THEN YOU COLD FLY OR SOMETHING
YES THE HELICOPTOR SPIDER ROBOT
THE GUILD OF ORTHODONTISTS DOSENT LIKE ME
EDIT HIS BROTHER IS THE ORTHODONTIST I WAS HARASSING
I JUST RAN THROUGH TOWN WITH NO SHOES SOAKING WET WITH A ROBOT CHASING ME IN DND
I TRAUMATIZED A DUNK TANK GAME WARDEN THING I STARED DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES SMILING DESTROYING HIS RIGGD GAME
ALSO MY CHARACTER IS TRAUMATIZED TOO
THE MIRROR ESCAPED ITS ANGRY
Sulfer and booze
WAR, SLEEP SPELL, FIRE, ETC
I ALMOST GOT FUCKING ENGULFED
Our dwarf "wanna convert"
Them "no snotty prick"
Dwarf *eldrich blast*
He's lawful
The dwarf is getting kidnapped
I just blew them up but he's still getting kidnapped
MY FUCKING CROWN IS ASLEEP
NOW IM BEING KIDNAPPED
I JUST TALKED TO MY FUCKING MOM
Btw I'm a reborn therfore was dead for about 2000 years
What is going on
Everything
Im yelling at a hag
A FUCKING HAG
I HAVE GIANT WHEELS OF CHEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE
They have mites.....
I-uh the fuck
My antlers evaporated-
I will add to this soon
I’m scared
Im about to murder rotten teeth joe
Vodka mouthwash
Rotten teeth Joe ritual
Thr ritual ingredients are
1 apple
20 empty cans
1 banjo
The dwarf is fighting a paladin turtle
He paralyzed it but there's another one
It got a NEGATIVE ONE TO DEXXXXX
you need help-
Why do you think that
The turtles fleed
I was left on a GODDAMN CLIFFHANGER
I just made a sales pitch on a pineapple
Hath you run out of things to say?
yes-
Hehehehehehe
Im a GODDDDD
Our dwarf is drinking OLIVE OIL
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Mecore
I- uh-
We are going hunting
IM BACK BABYYYY
FUCK
Charisma initiative
Guys help
No one's saving you
Cry about it bitch
The strawberries are attacking
Honestly that's most of my party in dnd
Bitch
Bitchard
*offended* how dare you disrespect meeeee
FIREBALL THE FEET
Commit arson
Burn the mental health
Exactly
Smell the words "fuck off*
*LARGE WHIFF OF ‘FUCK OFF’*
Omg bro
A over 1,000 year old robot just called me old
Suicide mission makes me sad *cries*
be sad bitch
WHAT AM I... A ROACH
Bitchard
IM BACK BABYYYYYY
i befriended a skeleton by teaching him how to kill us then we sadly put him out of his misery 💔
Door
Frostgiant
I AM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Big room
w h o r e
How-? Anyways I accidentally called the boss bbg instead of bbeg earlier *dies*
THE MADMAN CALLED ME UNDEAD *WHEEZE* AND THE DWARF STILL DOSENT REALIZE IM A REBORN *WHEEZE*
THE RUSSIAN GOBLIN IS RIDING A SAND WORM
@vixen-infodumps
My entire race just got insulted by our dwarf
"I was trying to be productive I accidentally committed the crime"
Me (liz) 2024
@xx-theblack-vixen-xx
Help me
No one will help you now @xx-theblack-vixen-xx
Leon (ally) "FUCK YOU IM THE BETTER TWIN"
Tar (villian) "THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD"
Player (dwarf) "your shambling mound is at my church getting the free beer*
I MADE THE FAITH I WILL BE ITS HEAVEN
Our very religious dwarf
IM BACKKKK
Also resinstrong=great britian
"HA HA IM DISGUSTING"
"no your an alcoholic"
"SAME THING"
blue=dwarf
Green=reborn(me)
TIME TO MAKE SOME BIGGER MEMORIES
Our dwarf said when the giants said they'd go to booze heaven
Help me I don't know what I am anymore
Save me (@xx-theblack-vixen-xx)
You’re on your own sis-
please vix
Its the last session of this campaign I will start a new post for the next one
😭😭😭
@xx-theblack-vixen-xx
Oh my god
Is that a good or bad omg
HA YOU FELL OH SHIT
(me too my other party member)
I HAVE 22 HITPOINTS HURRAY
*crazy laugh* you tried to kill me and now you get to die
I'm a giant fire deer creature called the huntress
Oop- wrong color also
I have burny rain
god i remember when i played campaigns like this. Now everyones just traumatized 😭
(Happy to elaborate i just dont want to dump it on yall cause literally even just the trigger warnings are very upsetting)
DAMN also you play dnd?
every Sunday, 1:30-7:30! When the party is free which is like once a month It’s my main hobby!! Along with french horn. I dont post much about the current campaign because like i said it is VERY disturbing. (Very gritty realistic post apocalyptic campaign) (we’ve killed two player characters, including a twelve year old) (the other one got shot by our party leader) (who also killed a dm pc) (and this isnt even the dark stuff loll)
Send me an ask if you want to know more! (Please)
Damn
Im mad cus I'm alive again
@xx-theblack-vixen-xx IM BACK IN THE SAME WORLD WITH NEW CHARACTERS
I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
BULLYING FRANK!
WHO IS FRANKK????
HIM, I HATE HIM (i love him)
i love him
in the first session i almost died
lol loser almost died
Rat killing quest time
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Average convo
SIGHHH
"We have a crab problem" the crab said crabbily.
We have brownie points with jameson
It's okay to hit people in the face if they're an asshole
THE CRABS ARE BETTER THAN ME AND IT PISSES ME OFF
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For refrence
priyore (me)
Dangaar
Irma
Frank
Allies
Enemies
I KNOCKED OUT TWO CRABS
we're gonna tpk on our second battle against giant crabs.
They're going after me
The unwoozied my crab
DM
"frank is busy reading, good he would've died" "yeah cus i would've killed him"
The crabs are OP
"GO TO SLEEP" "i Don't need sleep i need answers"
"WE NEED TO TAME A MUDCRAB AND RIDE IT INTO BATTLE"
"Oh my god trees... it's disgusting im going back inside"
"DANCE BATTLE LETS GOOOOOOO"
"Whatever this is its going to be a thing i need to sit"
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"pixie long jumping in a tutu"
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"His sadism distracted him, he got a -3"
"The judges are toads"
@xx-theblack-vixen-xx
"The toads have judge boards"
"You won a tree (Ulysses dies at dawn reference?????)"
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"imagine if a pine tree and a palm tree had a baby"
"his name is oscar theadore grouch"
"Frank is under a pile of mud"
"Frank slept at the table"
"A pesky looking human wanted to see you" "ugh i hate him"
"Frank looks sick" "yay"
"I'm bathing frank and his clothes then we hang him to dry"
"your jacket is evil, you have tuberculosis, you regrew your teeth and you're just a baby" "i am a full grown man" "just a baby"
"The gods stole their shit now they're cranky"
"I can undress myself"
"He's definitely cursed"
"Frank is unfortunately our human"
"I don't think i am more durable"
"I'm gonna surf on the mud elemental"
"Target is within surfing distance"
"I switch instruments for a more appropriate surfing theme song"
"I give you bardic inspiration to surf"
"WOO TAX EVASION, KILL THE TAX MAN"
"What so we get for committing crimes"
"I don't want to commit murder, i want to commit tax evasion" "violent tax evasion"
"whatcha got there?" "FUCK"
"You follow the gnome" "i have a name y'know"
"Stop giving yourself tuberculosis"
"What is that" "mine" "i didn't ask who's it is"
"He was mumbling about maps and" "glass i know"
"snowbold"
"The tea kettle is too iconic"
"Either he's getting sane or we're getting crazy" "my bets on the second one"
"The boulder (silly)" "the boulder (menacing)"
"Around the pit, splorch"
"He's going to... commit warcrimes"
"He uses his anime boulders"
@xx-theblack-vixen-xx
WE'RE SO BACK
Heyyyyy I'm doing a new campaign this summer. Be prepared











